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[Rainshadow]

  Well, you'll just have to wait your turn, then.  Oh, and these aren't free rides.  Whoever wants to go on an adventure must pay me with Chocolate Muffins of Death, which can only be found in Chocolate Mount Doom, in the Insane Asylum, which can be found in the Land of the Duffers.

[Rusvul]

  Eh, whatever.  You're still a pirate to me.  Anyway, any place in particular that ya wanna see?  The great falls of Rontan?  Squinan the Entertainer?  Ooh, he's funny!  Or maybe you want to go someplace on Earth?  Future?  Past?

Mars, 2363. Federation base. Thanks

[Rainshadow]

  ...Might I ask why that specific date and place?

[Rusvul]

  ...Might I ask why that specific date and place?

The USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D was launched from Mars in the year 2363, in Earth years. I don't know any more specifics.

[Rainshadow]

  ...Might I ask why that specific date and place?

The USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D was launched from Mars in the year 2363, in Earth years. I don't know any more specifics.

  Aha.  So it isn't any plot to destroy anyone.  Good.  *Starts typing on a typewriter-looking machine*  *Presses button dramatically*  There!

[Rusvul]

Thanks, Rainshadow! Now, I need to give a few papers to the new Captain and then we'll be off.

[Jukka the Sling]

Can I come too? Btw... where are we going? 

[Rainshadow]

Thanks, Rainshadow! Now, I need to give a few papers to the new Captain and then we'll be off.

  Wait, no, no papers to the captain, we can't tamper with history.  That isn't a good idea at all.

Can I come too? Btw... where are we going? 

  Er, sorry, we're on Mars right now, in the TARDIS.  Not really possible for you to join in.  And you'd need a Chocolate Muffin of Death if you wanted to go somewhere in the TARDIS.  That's the required payment.  Sorry.

[The Shade]

Ok, I have managed to get hold of one of them muffins! The payment is in The most random thread ever!

[Faiyloe]

I can take you any were you like with out having to worry about changing history.  Or having to wait for Rain to Finnish with Rusvul.

[Tiny Jackalope]

I have no idea what I am doing here

[Norham Waterpaw]

 Not winning, that's what!

Mwhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Rusvul]

No, don't worry. See, the Captain has hired me as an Irregular Captain, but if he doesn't get these papers, he won't. We have to do this to make sure history stays the same.

[Rainshadow]

  *Sigh*  Fine, but DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE.  Don't caress the ship, don't talk to any future crewmates, don't do anything.

[Rusvul]

Okay, I'll do and say exactly what my younger self saw me do and say. *Does that* Alright, good. Buisness taken care of... But can we stay for the launch? I'll be careful and not do anything. Here. *Taps device on lower arm* *Goes invisible* Personal cloaking device. Stole- ah, borrowed from the Romulans and then modified.