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Vilu Daskar

#255
September 27, 2015, 10:46:12 PM
Your awesomeness couldn't kill me because you'd be dead and unable to unleash yours.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Delthion

#256
September 27, 2015, 10:47:02 PM
No no no...we'd die at the same time, because we gazed on each others awesomeness...but is this becoming a paradox? Each awesomeness dying at the same time?
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Vilu Daskar

#257
September 27, 2015, 10:53:12 PM
I did it first and you were killed instantly so you didn't kill me.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Delthion

#258
September 28, 2015, 12:01:21 AM
No no...neither of us have seen each other...yet...but if we see each other, then we will both die.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Cornflower MM

#259
September 28, 2015, 02:11:24 AM
Quote from: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 09:25:47 PM
I don't know! Maybe you're jealous of my amazing personality? ;D ;D

No, I meant 'I'm going to kill you one of these days. Why did you revive this topic?'

Quote from: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 10:47:02 PM
No no no...we'd die at the same time, because we gazed on each others awesomeness...but is this becoming a paradox? Each awesomeness dying at the same time?
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:46:12 PM
Your awesomeness couldn't kill me because you'd be dead and unable to unleash yours.
Quote from: Delthion on September 28, 2015, 12:01:21 AM
No no...neither of us have seen each other...yet...but if we see each other, then we will both die.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:53:12 PM
I did it first and you were killed instantly so you didn't kill me.

OH MY GODS. "Girls, girls, you're both pretty. Can I go home now?" (If you get that quote, you get a cookie.)

Now, however, I'm modifying that. To:

Boys, boys, you're both equally awesome. Now, either kill each other or let me do that for you. Pick.

Delthion

#260
September 28, 2015, 04:38:14 AM
I don't know...but I'd think I would prefer for Corn to kill me. Simply because I don't want to have to recognize Vilu's awesomeness. ;D ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#261
September 28, 2015, 09:51:15 AM
*Slams Del and Vilu together* Problem solved. *Throws away bodies and charges Corn with a cheri lance*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#262
September 28, 2015, 02:01:21 PM
*Is still alive.*
How can you say Del's level of awesomeness is anywhere near mine?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#263
September 28, 2015, 02:50:49 PM
Oh no, you're just rad-ish. (See what I did there? Anybody? Anybody?) *Ziplines into Fire Nation Prison*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#264
September 28, 2015, 03:51:24 PM
You think that because I have never shone you my full awesomeness, If I did you would be dead.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#265
September 28, 2015, 04:09:38 PM

*I heft my arming sword twirling it before letting the tip rest on the ground.*

"Anyone up for a fencing duel?"


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#266
September 28, 2015, 04:12:08 PM
*Raises Hand.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Søren

#267
September 28, 2015, 04:27:06 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 28, 2015, 02:11:24 AM
Quote from: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 10:47:02 PM
No no no...we'd die at the same time, because we gazed on each others awesomeness...but is this becoming a paradox? Each awesomeness dying at the same time?
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:46:12 PM
Your awesomeness couldn't kill me because you'd be dead and unable to unleash yours.
Quote from: Delthion on September 28, 2015, 12:01:21 AM
No no...neither of us have seen each other...yet...but if we see each other, then we will both die.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:53:12 PM
I did it first and you were killed instantly so you didn't kill me.
OH MY GODS. "Girls, girls, you're both pretty. Can I go home now?" (If you get that quote, you get a cookie.)

Now, however, I'm modifying that. To:

Boys, boys, you're both equally awesome. Now, either kill each other or let me do that for you. Pick.
*points at mouth*
Cookie me! (I t hunk I know where's that's from, I've heard it many times.)


I'm retired from the forum

LT Sandpaw

#268
September 28, 2015, 04:52:08 PM

*Nods to Vilu*

"Very well, I will scratch out a ring then we can begin. What weapon will you be using?"

*Begins to draw a large oval in the dirt making it about thirty feet by twenty feet.*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#269
September 28, 2015, 05:00:26 PM
How about this 100% accurate laser gun that kills every time?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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