Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[The Skarzs]

Only if the bees are tucked in.

Honey bunny gunny funny?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Only a small quantum enchilada for now, dearie.

Can I make a phone-call?

[The Skarzs]

Eat the banana.

Does the gorilla eat toes?

[Leatho Shellhound]

Only the ones that fly.

Are your teeth Purple?

[Rainshadow]

  No, birds swim!

  Can I have your time machine?

[The Skarzs]

Steve Jobs borrowed it and hasn't given it back.

Does the herp derp?

[Norham Waterpaw]

No, only I derp.

Does the Skarzs derp?

[The Skarzs]

No, I pull a Skarzs. Copyright term.

A rolling stone gathers moss?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Yes, I hope they do. 

Does the?

[The Skarzs]

Birds.

I heard a B1RD.

[Rainshadow]

  No you didn't, that was a Dalek bird!



  (Yes, that is a valid question.)

[The Skarzs]

Doctor, calm yourself.

Does the what go where?

[Rusvul]

Nope, instead, I break the game.

[The Shade]

Than fix nit. And wool.

Jabba fleerp?

[Norham Waterpaw]

No, Jabba the Hut.

Dolbear?