Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because the moon got fired.

Who fired the moon?

[Kade Rivok]

Definitely not me.  Definitely.

Was that believable?

[Booklover]

Because the moon got fired.

Who fired the moon?

I shot the moon, if that counts.

Everything's believable. Not everyone is able to believe.

Why is a blackboard?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because the moon dyed it green.

Why didn't the moon dye it pink?

[Booklover]

It didn't want to be accused of sexism.
Why are people so obsessed with incorrectly being politically correct?

[Kade Rivok]

Because the world is a strange place.

Why do things have to cost so much money?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

It didn't want to be accused of sexism.
Why are people so obsessed with incorrectly being politically correct?

I was going to pos something similar to this, but I didn't want to offend anybody...

Because people are poor.

Why is gamora?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because the tank engine was invented?

Why is Thomas not purple?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Because thanos.

Why do emojis exist?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because an illiterate person joined a forum and still wanted to communicate with people.

Why is it so much easier to socialize over the internet?

[Kade Rivok]

I feel ya.  It's because our minds don't comprehend socializing over the internet like this the same way as it does talking to people in person.  Since our brain doesn't treat the two things the same, it doesn't place the same reservations on us that usually get placed in social situations.  It's almost like, online, we're able to display our unfettered personality, for good or for ill.  Of course, it isn't the same for everyone.

Why did I give such a serious response?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Because you relate to Teer's question.

Why is AT&T so evil?

[Booklover]

Because it was corrupted by the ducks.
Why don't people understand that ducks are bloodthirsty little beasts that cannot be trusted?

[Verdauga]

Because of Google.
Why is Google as evil as it is?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because the carpet manufacturer hijacked it.
What is the carpet manufacturer's name?