Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Kade Rivok]

Carp Etmanuf Acturer (clever, I know)

Where is Carp Etmanuf Acturer from?

[Booklover]

From the place that Carp Etmanuf Acturer is from.
Does New Zealand exist (remember, this is a stupid question. I know the serious answer)?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yes, New Zealand is a small island in the southern hemisphere and is therefore small and insignificant and people should STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!! (I'm not actually angry, in case you were wondering)

Why is Scotland not in America?

[Booklover]

It probably is, actually. America steal so many place names.
Why is Scotland in America?

[Verdauga]

We liked the scenery.

How did we just move a country?

[Booklover]

We jumped a lot.
Why did we jump a lot?

[Kade Rivok]

It probably is, actually. America steal so many place names.
Why is Scotland in America?

Scotland, Virginia
Scotland, Connecticut
New Scotland, New York
Scotland, Arkansas
Scotland, Florida
Scotland, Georgia
Scottland, Illinois
Scotland, Indiana
Scotland, Maryland
Scotland, Mississippi
Scotland County, Missouri
Scotland County, North Carolina
Scotland, Pennsylvania
Scotland, South Dakota
Scotland, Texas

*Takes deep breath*  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

[Verdauga]

*Jaw drops.*
Whoa....

[Booklover]

Which makes Geoguesser in America so annoying. Even if you have a place name or road, there are loads of places it could be.

Why did we jump a lot?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because we had cayenne pepper in our boots.
Who put cayenne pepper in our boots?

[Booklover]

The question should be: why did we let cayenne pepper grow in our boots?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because we wanted to live our lives in freedom.
Why were we wearing boots in the first place?

[Kade Rivok]

So you could kick people better.

Why do you want to kick people?

[Booklover]

Because we weren't allowed footballs.
Why weren't we allowed footballs?

[Verdauga]

Because someone across the ocean started calling them soccer balls.

Are we not even allowed American footballs?