Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Booklover]

A leek.
What's the worst vegetable to have on a ship?

[Flib Bigboat]

A peach.
Why does Doli have to be in a bad mood all the time? (I'm re-reading The Foundling and Other Tales of Prydain.)

[WorshipTiria]

She keeps forgetting she's a ghost.


Who is die?

[Flib Bigboat]

It's probably short for Diana.

Why do my little sisters like to bother me?

[WorshipTiria]

Because you are not one of them.

When do I don't?

[Flib Bigboat]

When you decide not to.

Because you are not one of them.

That actually makes sense...
Why does that statement make sense?

[Booklover]

Because it got lucky when it followed a recipe for Sense on the internet. Usually they fail miserably.
Why?

[Flib Bigboat]

Because it snuck a vial of Felix Felicis from Slughorn's office.
Will Slughorn ever find out?

[WorshipTiria]

No, for he has a shoe.

Why am do is?

[Kade Rivok]

'Cause yes.

Where does the time go?

[Booklover]

To the moon.
What would happen if the world was replaced by a pineapple pizza?

[WorshipTiria]

Italians would cry.

Max is?

[Flib Bigboat]

Max is Max.

Why am I hungry right now?

[WorshipTiria]

Because Cereal hates you.

[Flib Bigboat]

(You forgot to post a question.)