You know you have been reading too much Redwall when...

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WildDoogyPlumm

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You recite quotes from it constantly and your sister stares at you. (I do this!)
You can recite from memory the exact plot line of any RW book you've recently read.
You can speak perfect mole.
You imagine yourself as RW characters for at least an hour every day.
"Guid warriors cannae rest 'til those dirty slayers are paid out in steel for their crimes, ye ken?" - Doogy

Redwallfan7

You feel the urge to solve riddles

You take a kitchen knife and say it's a weapon of Redwall
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

MatthiasMan

Quote from: Redwallfan7 on April 11, 2012, 02:18:21 AM
You feel the urge to solve riddles

You take a kitchen knife and say it's a weapon of Redwall

Hey! I've always loved a good riddle. :( And poetry. It's something I like to do when I'm bored!

Tannsrall

When you talk to every animal near you, acting like they can understand you and make a reply.
if you not shoopid then don' ask shoopid questions - mousebabe from Bellmaker

I am the law!

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Primrosewarrior

Quote from: Matthias720 on February 07, 2012, 04:19:48 PM
241. You sacrifice sleeping time to read more Redwall.
Three nights with out sleep is hard, and yet suprisingly easy.

MatthiasMan

You skip school and act sick so you can read at home.

Galedeep

When you see an older bald fellow with a beard and think it's Brian :(

Redwaller

Quote from: Nightfire on August 11, 2011, 10:54:55 PM
104: You participate and remain active in at least five different Redwall RPs. I have. ;D
I am part of... let me check... 12 RPs, and their still alive!!!  8) ;D ;)

You spend 2 hours or more  at a time reading Redwall

Dannflor

 you speak of it all the time and your father ban's it
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

MatthiasMan


Redwaller

You see a squirrel and say: "Gael the squirrelking"

Skipper


AbbotAlf0805

Screaming, "REDWALL!!!" when you attack a friend in airsoft.
I will lead Redwall Abbey to a golden age of peace through the power of Jesus Christ.

Ungatt Trunn

You've covertide somebody into a Redwall fan (I have :D).

Life is too short to rush through it.

psybox

when you scream whenever someone uses computer and cake in the same sentence...  oh, wait, wrong reference. When you think everything is a redwall reference.