The Endless Story

[Lady Amber]

Which was a delightful place where people could run around insanely, doing insane things.

[Skyblade]

One day, the forums lost all its insanity.

[James Gryphon]

This was because of a new rule passed by a certain tyrannical global moderator.

[Izeroth]

 The moderator, who was named Sainradow, had seized power several seasons ago.

[Lady Amber]

...Thanks to the evilness of her servants, the other moderators, who unanimously voted for her to be the Evil Ruler of All.

[Delthion]

Then the heroic Ledthion came and reestablished insanity to the Basement board and everyone lived happily ever after...in this universe.

[James Gryphon]

Meanwhile, Sukka asked her daughter Cinderelsa if she wouldn't mind getting a can out of the cellar.

[Delthion]

This was an alternate universe and Sukka was constantly plagued by her evil step-daughters. Cinderelsa was her biological daughter and the only one that was kind to her.

[James Gryphon]

Sukka loved evil children, as they reminded her of her long-lost husband (who had mysteriously disappeared before one Thanksgiving dinner), and was thusly very upset at how Cinderelsa turned out.

[Delthion]

But it was opposite day. And Sukka's favorite daughter on normal days was Cinderelsa.

[James Gryphon]

With the war going on, there were very rarely normal days at the Sukka household.

[Izeroth]

 Sukka's evil step-daughters were actually working for Ledthion Jr., who had somehow survived being eaten.

[Jukka the Sling]

The evil stepdaughters all had hair that was an unearthly shade of pink.

[Izeroth]

 One day, the evil stepdaughters decided to kidnap Nussa Rodrey.

[Jukka the Sling]

So they all tied bandannas around their faces and crept into Nussa's apartment.  Nussa was sound asleep, so they quickly bound and gagged her and smuggled her out of the flat.  By now, she was awake, and recognized them by their outlandish hair.