The Endless Story

[Izeroth]

 Naturally, the pessimists were thrilled.

[rrrrr]

Which made the Earth actually 9.99996 lightyears farther from the Sun on the other side of its orbit.

[Delthion]

Then Games saved the humans by destroying them.

[Izeroth]

 Games didn't literally save the humans. He thought destroying them was pretty fun, though.

[Delthion]

But he actually did save them by destroying them...

(Come on! Someone must have something brilliant for this! )

[Izeroth]

 Games did "save" the humans.... onto an Intergalactic Hard-drive System. The encrypted DNA of billions of people would prove useful later in Games' plot.

[Delthion]

Later in Games's plot...

[Norham Waterpaw]

Games decided to throw all the DNA into a parallel dimension where most everything was made of cheese

[Hickory]

The DNA mutated and became rat creatures.

[Izeroth]

 Because Games had access to their genomes, he was able to easily bring these rat-creatures under control.

[Delthion]

So Games started playing games with them.

[Norham Waterpaw]

But in the process, slipped on a

[Jukka the Sling]

...inter-galactic strawberry!

[Delthion]

But because of the improper grammar the Earth of this universe imploded and was held in a time-loop that constantly ended in the Earth in this universe imploding.

[Banya]

Each time-loop lasted roughly ten millennia, or three millennia longer than Games' natural life span, when not cut short from accidental strawberry slipping fatalities.