The Endless Story

[Delthion]

She immediately went to Sampson's and Delilah's Barber Shop to remove her kidnappers hair.

[Lady Amber]

Quite predictably, the kidnappers refused to have their hair removed.

[James Gryphon]

So Nussa had their heads removed instead.

[Izeroth]

 She stuck them on pikes and paraded them before a cheering crowd of various woodland mammals.

[Jukka the Sling]

Suddenly, a skunk did what skunks do best.

[Delthion]

Which is starting the animal equivalent of the French Revolution.

[Izeroth]

 Unfortunately, the crude weapons of the animals did nothing to the heavily-armed governments of the world, and the revolution failed.

[Delthion]

Turning it into the Reign of Happiness. Feared throughout the lands.

[Izeroth]

 Pessimists everywhere cowered in fear as annoying, overly-happy, optimistic people took over the world.

[James Gryphon]

The last, best hope of the pessimists came when the one, true, original Games Jryphon once again returned from the dead, to do battle with optimists everywhere.

[Jukka the Sling]

The Unikitty promptly fainted.

[Skyblade]

However, the good news was that everything was still awesome.

[James Gryphon]

This was true of everything that Games was involved in.

[Izeroth]

 Games' plan involved destroying all hope and happiness, a task he accomplished by banning cookies.

[Hickory]

To much despair, the Imperial Star Fleet appeared and vaporized the fainted body of Unikitty, setting of a cosmic disturbance which sets the earth ten lightyears closer to the sun.