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MathLuk

#120
September 17, 2019, 09:41:19 PM
Drat.
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Sebias of Redwall

#122
September 17, 2019, 11:04:23 PM
Bat
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#123
September 17, 2019, 11:40:25 PM
Ooh! Good idea! *Grabs a cricket bat*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#124
September 17, 2019, 11:42:22 PM
*Starts hitting crickets with the bat*  :P
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#125
September 17, 2019, 11:42:56 PM
Ah. I'll stick with the knife.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#126
September 17, 2019, 11:52:20 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 17, 2019, 11:42:56 PM
Ah. I'll stick with the knife.
Ferhago, eh?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

MathLuk

#127
September 18, 2019, 07:07:05 AM
Well, yes...

Anybeast interested in getting me out of here?
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Jarky Thistlebrush

#128
September 18, 2019, 08:30:45 AM
Nah. We wouldn't want to deprive you of a nice foot massage.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

MathLuk

#129
September 18, 2019, 08:51:43 AM
Well, depriving me of a foot massage is rather welcoming of you...

Please?
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


Link to the Redwall Readership Restorers: https://discord.gg/frYkSzE

Jarky Thistlebrush

#130
September 18, 2019, 08:52:38 AM
I'm getting PAID for this. Though a good bribe might change my mind...
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

MathLuk

#131
September 18, 2019, 08:53:12 AM
Let me go! Take the money and unchain me!
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Jarky Thistlebrush

#132
September 18, 2019, 08:54:21 AM
I don't want money!  ::)
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

MathLuk

#133
September 18, 2019, 08:54:54 AM
What do you want? Just tell me!
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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The Grey Coincidence

#134
September 18, 2019, 01:06:53 PM
What ever he offers you Jarky... I'll double it.
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