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lass of something much

#1125
October 01, 2020, 01:55:55 PM
*feels very cool 8)*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

#1126
October 01, 2020, 01:59:00 PM
As you should.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

The Skarzs

#1127
October 02, 2020, 03:40:49 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 01, 2020, 01:29:21 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 01, 2020, 03:49:33 AM
*Comes skipping in.* I'm the prettiest lass on the whole forum. Let me try on the slipper. Wylder will me my one true love.

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 02:50:00 AM
... I have Verdauga and Skarzs. I don't need anymore, thanks.
Wait what?
*Has fallen to the ground due to the 9-magnitude earthquake shaking the room.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#1128
October 02, 2020, 03:49:41 AM
Ach...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Sebias of Redwall

#1129
October 02, 2020, 04:22:40 AM
Lol. That's the first time I've read that one.  :laugh:
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#1130
October 02, 2020, 03:31:16 PM
At Eb's request.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 02, 2020, 01:38:58 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2020, 02:41:25 PM
I'm hungry *Looks around for food.*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2020, 03:34:37 PM
*Hands Kade a buffet ticket.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2020, 03:45:14 PM
Do... do I eat this?
Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2020, 03:55:30 PM
You go to the restaurant, Sherlock. It's got the food that you can eat.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2020, 03:56:18 PM
I don't understand.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2020, 03:58:21 PM
õ_ô

õ_õ

*Takes the ticket from Kade and walks to the buffet.*
Follow me.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2020, 04:00:07 PM
*Calls the police.*

Yes, 911?  I'd like to report a robbery.  Someone just stole a thing from me.

Oh, also, there are aliens invading.
Here. Take this. *points toward the FPC*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Kade Rivok

#1131
October 02, 2020, 03:37:38 PM
 ;D
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Verdauga

#1132
October 02, 2020, 03:38:32 PM
You had some great responses. :D
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Ebantu the Kararehe

#1133
October 03, 2020, 03:33:55 AM
Yup. I love it when you two just go back and forth like that.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#1134
October 03, 2020, 10:50:06 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 02:19:07 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 02, 2020, 04:30:29 AM
*Bounces off trampoline and hurdles toward Kade*

*Is standing by with a baseball bat.  Points to the stands, calling his homerun ahead of time, and swings as the baseball (Seb) closes in.*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 02, 2020, 03:48:05 PM
*Is standing in the bleachers, ready to catch the ball and get it signed.*

A sports momento for the ages!

*Take me out to the ball game plays from speakers.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 03, 2020, 01:55:26 AM
*Getz a ztretcher ready*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#1135
October 04, 2020, 06:55:59 PM Last Edit: October 04, 2020, 11:29:15 PM by Sebias of Redwall
0.o

Oh dear.

Edit:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 02, 2020, 05:32:10 AM
*Rolls in on scooter*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 02:28:09 PM
So cool.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 02, 2020, 04:05:16 PM
Yeah, well, I can be cool too!

*Jumps out of plane into topic.*

*Realizes I left the parachute at home.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 04:13:03 PM
I'll catch you!  I'll catch you!  *Attempts to catch Verdauga.*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 02, 2020, 04:14:18 PM
*yeets a helicopter at verdauga*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 04:18:00 PM

Quote from: Verdauga on October 02, 2020, 04:28:44 PM
*The helicopter flies underneath me*



*Is pulled through the blades and falls at twice the speed.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 04:29:59 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 04:13:03 PM
I'll catch you!  I'll catch you!  *Attempts to catch Verdauga.*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 02, 2020, 04:35:57 PM
*Hits the ground beside Kade*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#1136
October 05, 2020, 02:24:58 AM
Freddy

Verdauga

#1137
October 06, 2020, 12:31:36 PM
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

lass of something much

#1138
October 06, 2020, 08:37:07 PM
*Giggles*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

#1139
October 07, 2020, 03:03:13 AM
It was the first reaction that came to mind!
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

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