Funny posts collection

[lass of something much]

*feels very cool *

[Verdauga]

As you should.

[The Skarzs]

*Comes skipping in.* I'm the prettiest lass on the whole forum. Let me try on the slipper. Wylder will me my one true love.

... I have Verdauga and Skarzs. I don't need anymore, thanks.

Wait what?

*Has fallen to the ground due to the 9-magnitude earthquake shaking the room.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ach...

[Sebias of Redwall]

Lol. That's the first time I've read that one. 

[Verdauga]

At Eb's request.

I'm hungry *Looks around for food.*

*Hands Kade a buffet ticket.*

Do... do I eat this?

You go to the restaurant, Sherlock. It's got the food that you can eat.

I don't understand.

õ_ô

õ_õ

*Takes the ticket from Kade and walks to the buffet.*
Follow me.

*Calls the police.*

Yes, 911?  I'd like to report a robbery.  Someone just stole a thing from me.

Oh, also, there are aliens invading.

Here. Take this. *points toward the FPC*

[Kade Rivok]

 

[Verdauga]

You had some great responses.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Yup. I love it when you two just go back and forth like that.

[lass of something much]

*Bounces off trampoline and hurdles toward Kade*

*Is standing by with a baseball bat.  Points to the stands, calling his homerun ahead of time, and swings as the baseball (Seb) closes in.*

*Is standing in the bleachers, ready to catch the ball and get it signed.*

A sports momento for the ages!

*Take me out to the ball game plays from speakers.*

*Getz a ztretcher ready*

[Sebias of Redwall]

0.o

Oh dear.

Edit:

*Rolls in on scooter*

So cool.

Yeah, well, I can be cool too!

*Jumps out of plane into topic.*

*Realizes I left the parachute at home.*

I'll catch you!  I'll catch you!  *Attempts to catch Verdauga.*

*yeets a helicopter at verdauga*

*The helicopter flies underneath me*



*Is pulled through the blades and falls at twice the speed.*

I'll catch you!  I'll catch you!  *Attempts to catch Verdauga.*

*Hits the ground beside Kade*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Trundles by with walker.*

The Texas Ranger?

*Replies with a raspy voice.* No, sonny, he's behind me.

[Verdauga]

*Picks up Eb and carries her out of the topic.*

*kicks and screams*

It was meant to be romantic.

*ceases kicking and screaming* Oh. Nevermind then.

[lass of something much]

*Giggles*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

It was the first reaction that came to mind!