Funny posts collection

[Sebias of Redwall]

Lol!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Is the tie broken though?

You have graduated to being my favorite sneaky ghosty new member.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Scott, Kade is your father!

....How?

Magic.

My flock grows.

It does!

Your honor, I would like the accused statement to be cross examined...

Soooo......Kade is my.......dad?

Forum Dad, yes.

I personally reject this.

You're wrong.

His opinion matter's you know...

I personally reject this.

Thanks!

His opinion matter's you know...

Mhm, I know.

Soooo......Kade is my.......dad?

Come.  Run into my fatherly embrace.

Awwwwww!

I don't think he will, somehow.

Ok! *Sprints at Kade getting ready to be crushed by twue fatherly luv*

*Much awwing*

*In slow motion* Faaaaatttthhheeeerrrr!

[lass of something much]

*Is toooootally the funny one here. *

[Sebias of Redwall]

 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Holy smokes, I just realized that I skipped over the last two pages.

Eh, I don't recall that though, so it probably didn't happen.

Humph. Nobeast here seems to appreciate me. Maybe I SHOULD just leave forever. My husband doesn't love me anymore, my brother clearly doesn't want me here. I guess it's goodbye, then.

=_=
Stay.

*...Chains Teer to Verdauga*

I don't think chains are necessary... maybe just a firm hug?

*Firmly hugs Teer to Verdauga?*

Not by you, by me!

Ah.

[Verdauga]

Yar. Methoughts you intentionally closed them, lol.

The sun was in my eyes.

I see.

She couldn't, though.

[Kade Rivok]

 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*is having a eternal sleep*

Heimlich?

NO.

HEIMLICH.

*Heimlich maneuver overtakes lass.*

*Lass's insides are now on the floor*

*Heimlichs those back to where they should be.*

*It doesn't work*

*Panics* I wasn't trained for this.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Lol!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Infant Scott pokes Lass* Seb I tink the angel went back to her pace.....*Kicks Worts shin*

STAND BACK, Y'ALL!

*Teleports life back into Lass*

exCUSE ME?!

[Verdauga]

At Eb's request:

*Grabs flamethrower*

*Burns cake with it*

*Grabs flamethrower*

*Burns Seb with it*

Never.  Burn.  Cake.

*Grabs cake thrower.*
*Burns? Kade with it.*

*The flame is really just orange and red icing.*

*Becomes akin to cake.*

Will this make me popular?

I dunno. Typically I'd tell you to butter 'em up, but I think you'll just give 'em a frosty reception.

Don't be so uncouth.  I'm sweet as could be.

Maybe, but I think you should use more floury language. That's the key ingredient.

*Is a melted puddle* D:

[Kade Rivok]

She goes through the trouble of putting all the quotes together, but can't be bothered to just post it here 

[Verdauga]

I can't help her at this point

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*ignores the last two posts* Thank you, Verdauga.

Edit:

I would be concerned if you did have shoes.

At this point, yeah, I would be too.

Wait, why?

Wait, why?

That's what I'm sayin'

Ve moight 'ave an echo in 'ere... *Yellz:* Vho iz it?

*Getz an echo:* Vho iz it? Ah dinnae ken? Blame Kade...

Ach...

That echo better hush up afore he gets what's comin' to him.