Funny posts collection

[Banya]

YES WE HAVE A WONDERFUL COLLECTION OF LINE DANCES FOR Y'ALL TO ENJOY

* Aimless Gallivanter puts on a playlist of 501 line dances, dashes away with Peony, and bars the whole area so no one can leave

the first 20 songs are Cotton Eye Joe in different languages please enjoy

[Wylder Treejumper]

Once upon a time there was a lad. This lad dreamed of creating the strongest abs on the planet, so he ate four dozen eggs a day, and trained day and night, until they formed what looked like a giant tumor to those who did not know him, those who did not know of, the abs! Then he courted a woman named Belle but that's another story! Then a different woman took a fancy to him, but he turned away coldly, so coldly in fact that her brothers formed a blood pact, stating that they would kill this lad or die themselves. They fought the lad, but he just pointed the abs at the brothers and they collapsed. Unfortunately, the brothers did get close enough to inflict many wounds upon his face, earning the lad the nickname, "Skarzs". Now Skarzs roamed the world, seeking some enemy that can withstand his awesome power. He came into contact with a faerie, who resisted the force of his abs using the dark magic of holo-technology. He endeavored as a last resort to squish this troublesome faerie. She dodged, and he as a result of his defeat, served this Faerie as the queen of his heart and his world. They roamed the world together in perfect harmony and happiness, content in what they supposed to be friendship. But then, they ventured deep into a forest, near a lake, where a crazed, pitiful creature, made boats out of twigs, grinning with pleasure when a boat floated, and cursing in dismay when one sank. This creature was known as the "Master Shipper", and when he saw the faerie and Skarzs, he realized that these people must be united in marriage, and he, out of the goodness heart, turned from his lunacy for a time and endeavored to bring them together, unfortunately, the faerie and Skarzs were not happy at having their emotions so easily seen, and turned on the poor creature. The Master Shipper resisted valiantly, and brought the battle to a stalemate, when the lad and the faerie recognized a creature more powerful than the abs or the dark holograms, and were wedded on the spot. Skarzs and the faerie live happily today in a cottage near the lake where they were first wed, with Skarzs' abs keeping evil from all the land. The Master Shipper is now a wedding planner.

"When I was a lad I'd eat four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, and now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge..."

[The Skarzs]

Still working on the hairy chest thing, though. I must admit, however, that bald is beautiful.

[Cornflower MM]

. . . . . . . . .

I'd beg to differ, Skar.

[Delthion]

She knows from experience!

And Wylder! You got my reference! YAAAAAY!!!

[Søren]

Still working on the hairy chest thing, though. I must admit, however, that bald is beautiful.

This reminds me of a question I want to ask:
How repulsive or attractive do girls find chest hair?

[Rosie Willowwater]

I find it disgusting but I can't speak for anyone else

[Søren]

Okay, one down for a strong no.

[Cornflower MM]

Still working on the hairy chest thing, though. I must admit, however, that bald is beautiful.

This reminds me of a question I want to ask:
How repulsive or attractive do girls find chest hair?

Half and half?

[Jetthebinturong]

Well I'm not a girl, but I definitely don't like chest hair.

[Banya]

I got an iPhone 7 today. I love it so much. Matte black, 256gb. Overkill, but it was a gift.

Meanwhile, I'm here with 5S and IPad 2...

At least you have those. I have a Dell laptop that's as old as I am!

Meanwhile, I'm sitting at my desk writing a letter with a quill pen and an inkwell...

Meanwhile I am hammering away at my typewriter.

Still etching on my stone tablet...

I'm sorry Gonff, I was too busy passing down an oral story to my kids.

[The Skarzs]

. . . . . . . . .

I'd beg to differ, Skar.

I am going to shave and wax my head one of these days. And I shall look glorious.

[Søren]

Still working on the hairy chest thing, though. I must admit, however, that bald is beautiful.

This reminds me of a question I want to ask:
How repulsive or attractive do girls find chest hair?

Half and half?

Ok, 1.5:0.5 in favor of the body razor...

[Lady Ashenwyte]

. . . . . . . . .

I'd beg to differ, Skar.

I am going to shave and wax my head one of these days. And I shall look glorious.

Polish it every day and your head shall be like radiant Helios.

[Søren]

Let out the aggression. Good.

Excellent, my apprentice.

Wesa taking you to Gungan City!

You ruined it.

Mesa doubts it