Funny posts collection

[Skyblade]

I think I miss most of the funny posts, but I saw this one by @Groddil

TPBM has a pet and loves them very much.

Sure do. And she's a dog. That means she loves me back.

[Jukka the Sling]

Toads are insane and eat people, like Delthion does.

what kind of toads have you seen buddy. what horrors have you witnessed. cuz like, the worst I've ever seen a toad do was pee in my hand.

Well, after being sprayed in the eyes by a cane toad when he was younger, my older brother had to wear glasses as a direct result of that. For about 12 years, when he could pay for eye surgery.

Australia is a pretty scary place it seems.

[The Skarzs]

Lol. That was a hidden gem.

[Søren]

Just think of all the memes that will spawn this year.

Memes we don't even know of.

Memes that could be great.

I'm surprised you managed to write

*Slams head against keyboard*

by slamming your head on a keyboard

[The Skarzs]

That was a good one.

[Feles]

Unfortunately, nobody thought the beavers were a threat, so the return of the beavers quickly slid into the second page of the cellars, where it was forgotten forevermore.

[The Skarzs]

o:

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Unfortunately, nobody thought ur mum were a threat, so the return of ur mum quickly slid into the second page of the cellars, where it was forgotten forevermore.

FTFY

[Feles]

 

Also,

How do you cuddle a potato?

You cut it into smaller bits, deep-fry it in oil and shove it into your stomach. Then it makes you all tingly inside.

[The Skarzs]

I spy with my little eye...

blood for the blood god.

You have made me laugh aloud. Good for you.

[Jukka the Sling]

* Wylder Treejumper destroys the school *

I hate HS! Why on earth would you bring it here?

Because we're homeschoolers. In our imagination, high school is a happy place.

Full of kind, fun loving teens!

I just rediscovered this on the Brockhall High thread and laughed so hard.

[Feles]

ducks

Today

have

no

souls

They never did. Okay.

[Wylder Treejumper]

* Wylder Treejumper destroys the school *

I hate HS! Why on earth would you bring it here?

Because we're homeschoolers. In our imagination, high school is a happy place.

Full of kind, fun loving teens!

I just rediscovered this on the Brockhall High thread and laughed so hard.

*Snorts* You are all fools. You do not know the horrors...

[Søren]

Scissors cuts Paper
Paper covers Rock
Rock crushes Lizard
Lizard poisons Spock
Spock smashes Scissors
Scissors decapitates Lizard
Lizard ruins Paper
Paper disproves Spock
Spock vaporises Rock
and as it always has
Rock crushes Scissors

This is a sacred truth.

what did Spock ever do to you you monster

He apparently vaporized a rock

[Maudie]

I imagine you're going to be a lot flatter soon...

@Inquisitor Especially if Faiy gets wind of this.

You called... *hefts frying pan*

Hi Faiy!

*sweats nervously.*

Faiy! perfect timing as always! how do you do that??