Redwall Conference

[Nightfire]

Nightfire cackles, then her eyes turn red as she sees Slayyin Alby enter the room. "YAYALAHOOOO!!!!" She chases him, waving her dirk about wildly.

Zara Lightfur sighs. "Weel, thaere goes thae conference. Anybeast oot thaere want tae take o'er the job o' counsel head?"

[Icefire]

Icefire yells, "Who invited that idiot? I thought Jjenth killed him already!"

[Plugg Firetail]

Plugg speaks up."I'll take the position. "Okay next topic. In all of the time that has passed, A lot of badgers are able to stay alive after being poisoned,face cut in half,etc.,etc. What are your thoughts about this?

[Nightfire]

Zara sighs. "Ah think et's nae possible thaet a badger could survive havin' his face cleaved in two.

[Icefire]

Icefire nodded her head and said, "I agree, but a wildcat survived it, didn't he? What badger are you thinking of Plugg?"

[Nightfire]

Zara facepalmed. "Thae wildcat, thae badger, an' all those oother wee beasties should 'ave died, ye ken?"

[Plugg Firetail]

Plugg answers Icefire."Lonna Bowstripe. His face cleaved in two by a  sword that was suppose to kill anybody it hit."

[Nightfire]

Zara cackled. "Ah think 'e should haeve died, ye ken? An yis, ah'm bloodthirsty. Whit more do yeh expect fraem a highlander?"

[Captain Tammo]

Badgers can endure incredible injuries and still stay alive (points to Cregga) they are truly remarkable creatures

[Nightfire]

Zara sighs again. "So? 'Ow come a wolverine can't survive ahn injury like thaet?"

[Icefire]

Icefire replies, "How do we know they can't? Neither of the two wolverines we know about had that happen to them!"

[Nightfire]

"'E got a breked spine, ye ken? Ah think he could 'ave survived."

[Blademaster]

"Buckler enters room"Sorry bout that noise wot just takin care o some vermin. I think slings are much more efishient than bows. To make a sling you can just rip a strip of fabric from your bloomin uniform and pick a good pebble from the ground and your fighten wot

[Nightfire]

Zara glares at him. "Ye're off topic. Do ye think thaet ahe badger laird cauld ha' survived a frightful injury, sooch as 'avin' his face cut off?"

[Tiria Wildlough]

Tiria bangs the table with her sling. 'Nah, he wouldn't. The badger in question had his face cut open, not off.'
She turns to the others. 'Now, I have a question. How can a squirrel, however berserk, survive having two whips broken over her back? That's what I'd like to know.'