Join Ashleg's horde!

[Vilu Daskar]

*Hits Grod ten times with the hammer.*

[Groddil]

*Blows into own squeaky hammer to morph it into a suit of armor.*

~Vilu Daskar used Attack Move: Whack with Squeaky Hammer.~
~Groddil takes 0 Damage.~

My turn.

*Blows into Vilu's squeaky hammer, morphing it into a harmless ham and cheese sandwich.*

[Vilu Daskar]

* Does complicated Magic stuff you wouldn't understand. Hammer turns into a Groddil resistant War Hammer. Hits Groddil.*

[Groddil]

* Does complicated Magic stuff you wouldn't understand.*

~Groddil used Spell: Conjure lawyer.~
~Laywer used Spell: Sue.~
~Groddil's Magical Squeaky Hammer^TM was returned to Groddil.~
~Vilu Daskar was sued for 10000 Shinies.~
~Groddil received 7000 Shinies as compensation.~

Chew on that, pirate scum!

[Groddil]

Double post because I can (and I needed to update stuff, so...yeah.)

~Welcome back to Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and Cafe^TM! Here you will find a variety of things that will help in your quests, endeavors, and general boredom!

~Shoppe Catalogue - Thursday~
~Buy Barrel of Cocoa for 50 Shinies.~
~Buy Spell Tome: Conjure Whale for 200 Shinies.~
~Buy Ebook: Lord Brocktree for 1000 Shinies.~
~Buy Groddil's Magical Squeaky HammerTM for 183 Shinies. SOLD OUT!~
~Buy Spell Tome: Revive for 5 Shinies.~
~Buy Jigsaw Puzzle - Salamandastron and Coastline for 5 Shinies.~
~Buy Bag of Holding for 750 Shinies.~
~Buy Sunflash the Mace Action Figure for 14 Shinies.~
~Buy 5 Shinies for $0.99.~
We'll have new stock in tomorrow.

~Cafe Menu~
~Buy Today's Special: Peter Piper's Pickled Peppers - Forget shrimp and hotroot soup, this chilli salad is the hottest thing in the universe. Comes with every chilli every, lettuce, beans, and tomato. - for 20 shinies~
      ~Add Hot Sauce for 5 shinies.~
       ~Add Lava for 5 shinies.~
       ~Add some nice, refreshing pineapple for 5 shinies.~
~Buy Chicken Curry for 15 shinies~
~Buy Deeper'n'Ever Turnip'n'Tater'n'Beetroot Pie for 20 shinies~
~Buy Ice-Cream Cone for 5 shinies~
       ~Add a flake for 2 shinies.~
~Buy beef and bacon pastie for 15 shinies~
~Buy hot cocoa for 7 shinies~
~Buy Seaweed grog for 5 shinies~

[Vilu Daskar]

*Steals all Groddil's Shinies and throws him into a Lava ocean.*

[Groddil]

Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and Cafe^TM would like to acknowledge that the shinies stolen by Vilu Dasker were not taken from, whether willingly or forcefully, Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and Cafe^TM. Our shinies balance has remained normal due to our shinies balance only existing within the twentieth dimension, only reachable when Groddil makes them disappear into his palm using magic tricks. There is no other way to enter the twentieth dimension, and the only way to remove them is by using Spell: Create Shinies from the Twentieth Dimension, a spell that Groddil DOES NOT SELL (for obvious reasons.).

[Ashleg]

*throws Vilu into a blender and makes him into a smoothie*
Groddil, want some? It's strawberry.

[Groddil]

Delicious.
*Drinks smoothie.*

~Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and Cafe^TM is for sale! Here you will find a variety of things that will help in your quests, endeavors, and general boredom!~
~Buy Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and Cafe^TM for 999999999 Shinies, two gallons of hot cocoa, and Bill Gates' Personal Fortune.~

[Ashleg]

Selling the shop? What horror!

*goes to cry*
NOW where will I buy my groceries?

[Groddil]

Hmm...Maybe not then.

*Takes shop off RealEstate.biz and cancels subscription.*

[Vilu Daskar]

Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and Cafe^TM would like to acknowledge that the shinies stolen by Vilu Dasker were not taken from, whether willingly or forcefully, Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and Cafe^TM. Our shinies balance has remained normal due to our shinies balance only existing within the twentieth dimension, only reachable when Groddil makes them disappear into his palm using magic tricks. There is no other way to enter the twentieth dimension, and the only way to remove them is by using Spell: Create Shinies from the Twentieth Dimension, a spell that Groddil DOES NOT SELL (for obvious reasons.).

I can do that because I'm awesome.

[Hickory]

The Galactic Empire used Death Star Superlaser, obliterating Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and Cafe^TM from the face of the Earth and all universe(s).

[Vilu Daskar]

Survives Because I'm awesome.

[Hickory]

The Galactic Empire used Hordes of Fans waiting for Battlefront's Release aganst Vilu Daskar. It was very effective.

I wasn't even targeting you with the Death Star.