Million Dollars, but. . .

[Cornflower MM]

Tempting, but no.

If you could never eat your favorite food again?

[James Gryphon]

I'd have to take one for the team. There are other foods out there.

If you had to compose your own theme song, and sing it, in its entirety, loudly, every time that you get out of bed?

[Delthion]

Definitely!!!

Tempting, but no.

If you could never eat your favorite food again?

Why not? It's only the second day of the year!!!

If you had to use  in every post on every forum that you are a member of.

[James Gryphon]

Good-bye forums.

If all of your siblings (older and younger) were put in charge over you? (So if you have a six-year-old little sister, you have to obey them now, or you'll get in trouble.)

If you're an only child, then your parents adopt a sibling of the opposite gender much younger than you. The same conditions apply.

(If you're of age and living on your own, you still have to do it, or you get written out of the will.)

[Cornflower MM]

Nope. No, no way.

If you had listen to your least favorite song until it was your favorite?

[James Gryphon]

Nope. I'm pretty sure that there's nothing that could make me like listening to Madonna, but I don't want to take that chance.

If you had to wear garments (like a burqa) that cover you, from head to toe, whenever you're outside of your house, for the rest of your life?

(It doesn't have to be an actual burqa, just any garment, costume or uniform that completely covers your body (including eyes, hands, etc.) Stormtrooper armor, for instance, would qualify as well.)

[Cornflower MM]

Hmm, I'll pass. How could I dance like that?

If you had to get a picture of a fish tattooed on your forehead?

[James Gryphon]

Nope; against my beliefs. Anyway, it would be a shame to alter something so perfect. I couldn't deprive humanity of that.

If there would be an assassination attempt on you, once a year, for the rest of your life? You would get 24 hours' advance warning before each attempt.

[Kitsune]

Oh yes. Definitely. I love mind games, no matter how deadly. Woe to the assassin.

If every time you started something significant (like a company, or a new career) it was doomed to fail?

[Hickory]

No.

If you could never read another Redwall book until you spend every single dollar.

[James Gryphon]

Yes!

If you turned invisible for the rest of your life? Any clothing you're wearing or objects you carry would also become invisible.

[Hickory]

Yes.

If you would spend the rest of your life without a high-paying job.

[James Gryphon]

Nah.

If you had to repeat everything you said to be understood, for the rest of your life? (This only applies to vocal communication.)

[Hickory]

Yup, I do that enough already.

If you could only see each movie ten years after it came out.

[James Gryphon]

Sure. Don't typically watch them, don't care.

If you were never able to see the sun or sunlight again? (Pictures of sunlit areas don't count; we're talking only genuine sunlight.)