Million Dollars, but. . .

[Cornflower MM]

Hades no. Definitely not.

If you had to hear a shrill screeching for the rest of your life that no one else can hear.

[Groddil]

I think I already have that XD. Sure.

If you had to change houses every month for the rest of your life. You wouldn't have to pay, but still.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Definitely

If you had to re-do Elementary school?

[LT Sandpaw]

Eeeeeeeasy Money.

If you could only communicate for three years using emoji. When your face to face with someone you would have a piece of paper with the emoji on it which you would have to point to.

[Groddil]

I would devise a chart:
A = 
B = 
C = 
etc.

So, yeah.

If you could not communicate in any way for a year.

[Cornflower MM]

Sure, I could really nail some dance techniques.

If you could only hop

[Groddil]

Why not?

If you couldn't read books, watch TV, or access the internet for three years.

[Cornflower MM]

I'd miss my books and you all. . . . But again - Dance! Dancey dancey dancey!

If you had to do a perfect set of fouettes every hour on the hour for a year. (If you mess up, your year resets. And if you don't know what a fouette is, go look it up.)

[Lord Daskar]

I'd create and new fouette. Yes.

If you couldn't read any books you liked more than once and you couldn't own them or listen to someone else read it.

[LT Sandpaw]

It would suck, but I would take a million for it.

If it was an inheritance from a Nigerian Prince who had just died and all you just had to give the lawyer your bank account number so he could give you the money...?

[Delthion]

I don't understand, but it sounds fine...

If you had to submerge your head completely in water for two minutes a day, you would have a friend with a watch to pull you out on the two minute mark if you passed out.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Sure.

I don't understand, but it sounds fine...

The Nigerian Prince thing is a pretty famous scam.

If you had to speak in Indrick Boreale's accent every day for the rest of your life. (If you don't know what it is, look up Boreale)

[Mhera]

Sure...?

If you had to keep at least twenty-five cats in your place of residence for the next year.

[Jukka the Sling]

Sure.  As long as food and stuff was provided for them by someone who's not me.

If, out of all of the members of the opposite sex on the forum, you had to pick one and then marry them.  And you aren't allowed to get a divorce.

[Delthion]

Sure.

If you had to anger everyone on this forum.