Million Dollars, but. . .

James Gryphon · March 02, 2016, 08:51:53 PM

You don't get any extra time or fireproof containers you don't already have.

If I was home, I might take you up on that, since the shower would be right there, but I'm at the barber's. I don't know that "Stop, drop and roll" helps when your whole body is on fire. I have to pass.

... if you were turned into a cat for a year?

Mhera · March 06, 2016, 01:37:04 AM

Nope.

If you had to eat a can of cat food every day.

Feles · March 06, 2016, 01:43:49 AM

No

If you couldn't read anything for the rest of your life.

Skyblade · March 06, 2016, 02:10:20 AM

HECK NO!

If you couldn't watch TV for the rest of your life.

Feles · March 06, 2016, 02:13:57 AM

I would say yes except for the fact The Walking Dead exists?

(on a related note)If you had to face the zombie apocalypse alone.

James Gryphon · March 06, 2016, 02:17:10 AM

ninja'd: Yes, in a second.

No.

...if you had to express support for Donald Trump? You could qualify or explain your statement, but only after the election is over.

Skyblade · March 06, 2016, 02:20:40 AM

No, I don't like lying.

If you had to start and finish all school assignments the day before they were due, including major projects that are supposed to take weeks/months/years.

James Gryphon · March 06, 2016, 02:28:47 AM

I already come close to doing that, but I don't want to be forced into it -- there are some projects that are too big to do in that amount of time.

...if you had to kill at least one insect every day. If you kill one unintentionally or unknowingly, it doesn't count.

Perifaen · March 06, 2016, 02:30:11 AM

No.

If you could only wear socks and sandals together when you had to go somewhere.

Feles · March 06, 2016, 02:30:59 AM

yes

If you had to spend it on cats.

Perifaen · March 06, 2016, 02:32:35 AM

That would be a lot of cats.

If you couldn't eat chocolate anymore.

Feles · March 06, 2016, 04:58:43 AM

No!

If you had to live in poverty.

Spoiler

You'd be the wealthiest hobo ever

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Mhera · March 26, 2016, 05:32:40 PM

Considering what passes as poverty in America nowadays, sure. That's a workable budget.

If you had to grin every waking moment for a month straight.

James Gryphon · May 01, 2016, 01:45:53 PM

No.

If it was in 1¢ coins, and was delivered to your house by trucks and dumped off at the front porch?

Groddil · May 01, 2016, 11:09:15 PM

Heck no. 1¢ coins aren't used in Australia anymore, so they would be worthless.

If you had to chop off a finger for every 100,000 dollars you used.

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Million Dollars, but. . .