The Story

[Nightfire]

The fat beaver then turned out to be a Death-Defying Beaver, so it glared up at Jim with evil red eyes and chattered something in beaverspeak, then promptly took him prisoner and brainwashed him.

[James Gryphon]

Suddenly Jim snapped back to reality, and realized that his hunger was causing him to hallucinate.

[Nightfire]

The Death-Defying Beaver giggled at Jim's idiocy, but left him alone, instead seeking out the evil kitten.

[Redwall Musician]

"Make way for Lord Mac! The king of this annoying city!" Jim heard someone shouting.

[Nightfire]

He looked over his shoulder and saw a demonic, twisted version of Matthias the Warrior.

[James Gryphon]

"I must still be seeing things; that's a giant mouse!," Jim exclaimed.

[Redwall Musician]

So he ran to the store, but got lost and instead ended up at the doorstep of Kotir.

[DanielofRedwall]

"Maybe I could ask for directions to the shops here," he thought, and he rang the doorbell.

[Coobreedan]

The door swung open, lightning flashed, and the awesome looking form of Daroach stepped forward.

[Plugg Firetail]

Daroach shouted"Why are you bothering us!"

[DanielofRedwall]

Then he realized that what be thought was Kotir was actually the shopping centre, as it was well past closing hours, the person who shouted was a security guard, the doorbell he rang was a person's nose and he had been hallucinating again.

[Lily]

He started dumbly at the security guard for a few moments before stumbling away and muttering, "Er... hahahaha... sorry... thought you were a doorbell."

[Nightfire]

The guard, whose name was Larry, shook his head in disbelief and went back inside, looking at his boss. "Coast is clear, Highmighty Kitten! We can being our evil work inside Kotir now!"

[Icefire]

Poor Jim stumbled along completely confused and screamed, "Won't someone please tell me where to find the pizza shop?"

[Lily]

Suddenly, as if by magic, a pizza shop appeared in front of him.