The Story

[Tiria Wildlough]

But he landed right in the middle of the battle of Marshank, when Rose is dying, and cried so hard that his tears washed Badrang away.

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, his tears also washed away all the other words in the book.

[Tiria Wildlough]

So the Redwall fan who the book belonged to squashed Jim between their thumb and forefinger.

OOC: To the next person, have fun bringing him back to life!

[Icefire]

However, Jim happened to be part cockroach, "You can't kill me that easy!"

[James Gryphon]

But then Jim woke up, and it was just another dream.

OOC: You'd think that writing full sentences would help, but this story gets just as tangled up as the three words topic.

[Nightfire]

"Heeheehee!" Jim giggled wickedly as he climbed up onto the back of a ginormous dragon and flew away into the stars to find out why space is black.

[Mad Maudie]

he never got that far the dragon was old and tired he fell and crushed Jim

[Nightfire]

Jim then climbed onto the back of a magical unicorn, and he rode off towards Southsward, whereupon he was captured and put in prison.

[Mad Maudie]

by an evil Wildcat name Moreno 

[Plugg Firetail]

Jim was locked up for days.

[Mad Maudie]

with only Sauceless Pizza to eat hahaa

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, the pizza tasted awful, contrary to Jim's dreams.

[Mad Maudie]

it was not sauceless the sauce was anchovy Juice


EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Dannflor]

And the cheese was rotten 

[Redwall Musician]

So in the dark, dismal cell Jim breathed his last breath and went to the quiet streams and peaceful fields, for this was not a dream.