The Story

[James Gryphon]

Back in the 21st century, Bill, who was Jim's best friend, was bored.

[Nightfire]

So Bill decided to climb a tree and make friends with an awesome black Squirrelqueen.

(Maudie, his name is spelled 'Morena, with an A at the end of it.)

[Song Swifteye]

the black squirrel queen was an enemy

[Coobreedan]

of an evil pineapple that spent his days throwing mouldy popcorn at people called Bill.

[Icefire]

Bill thought this was a little strange, but agreed to help the squirrel queen defeat the pineapple to free his fellow Bill-ians.

[Tiria Wildlough]

And Jim pounced on something he thought was the pineapple, but it was Máiréad Nesbitt's violin.

[winifred]

but it just looked like a violin it really was a brown squrriul(spelling)who was an enemy of the black squrriul and jim joined its side hoping it would make him a suaceless pizza if he helped

[Nightfire]

The black squirrel rolled her eyes and decided to leave these ignorant fools to their fate, so she left and went back to her colony in the Northlands, where she took on the role of Squirrelqueen once more.

[Icefire]

When she left, poor Bill and his (dead) friend Jim thought they were doomed, but while they were contemplating their doom a fiddling pixie by the name of Máiréad ran past them and they decided to join her.

[Nightfire]

Then Celtic Woman came out of nowhere and began singing the Call.

[Icefire]

And listening to them sing, Jim felt that it was so beautiful that he could die happy right then and there.....except that he was already dead.

[Nightfire]

But then Gabriel the angel came out of nowhere, and threw him down to Earth, saying: "You have no right to die yet."

[Icefire]

So Jim went back to the Celtic Woman concert where Bill was crying like a baby due to the beautiful music.

[Redwall Musician]

A tiny little calculator walked up to Jim and asked, "Does lemon smell?"

[Plugg Firetail]

Jim backs up slowly. "I don't know man, I don't know."