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Started by The Skarzs, December 13, 2015, 04:41:35 AM

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The Skarzs

Greetings! I am glad you have found it in your heart to join me!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Lady Ashenwyte

*Teleports into Dungeon* The Asylum's mine, and you can't do anything about it. *Teleports out to the Asylum*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

The Skarzs

Well, you aren't doing much to upkeep it.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Rosie Willowwater

I have a feeling this is worth bumping :D

*Bump*
                    

The Skarzs

Are you up for an experiment that may or may not scatter your atoms across the multiverse?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Rosie Willowwater

That means I'll see the world so sure :D
                    

The Skarzs

Okay! *Puts Rosie into a vacuum-sealed chamber and sticks two things over her ears.* Just hold on, this'll only take a moment.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Lady Ashenwyte

*Throws a pie in the chamber*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Rosie Willowwater

*Is knocked unconscious by the pie*
                    

The Skarzs

Excellent. There shall be no pain now. *Puts a respirator on Rosie's mouth attached to an untested gas, injects her with nanotechnology, then goes into a room with several levers and buttons.* Three, two, one. . . Ignition!

*Rosie bursts into flames.*

Huh. Not what I mean, but okay. Test failure.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Rosie Willowwater

*ZP runs towards Skarzs with a fire extinguisher on it's back*
                    

Lady Ashenwyte

*Pours petrol into the chamber*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

Ash ash ash. Don't you know?

*pulls pin on incendiary grenade and throws inside*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

The Skarzs

Ooooooooohhhhh, more test subjects! I shall have to prepare more rooms.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Rosie Willowwater

*ZP growls and puts Rosie out himself*