The Adventures of Sir Fredrick

[Delthion]

He performed this job flawlessly and never had trouble with it.

[Skyblade]

Afterwards, Sir Fredrick went to the world-renowned Prosthetics Shop for new and better limbs.

[Groddil]

Unfortunately, Sir Fredrick's new arm and leg did not protect him from a passing steamroller.

[Skyblade]

OOC: That was hilarious.

BIC: But his newly hired bodyguard did, and Fredrick was happily still in one piece.

[Groddil]

In a fit of stupidity, Sir Fredrick decided to take the steamroller for a spin.

[Skyblade]

As it turned out, he was naturally good at driving steamrollers. So good, in fact, that he won the Annual Steamrolling Competition.

[Groddil]

A real steamroller driver was annoyed at this, so he decided to run Sir Fredrick over.

[Skyblade]

But before he could put his diabolical plan into action, a piano fell from the sky and killed him.

[Groddil]

Unfortunately, the steamroller driver was just about to run Fredrick over when the piano fell. As a result, the piano also fell on Fredrick. What a shame.

[Skyblade]

OOC: Your posts are hilarious

BIC:

However, a trained healer saved Fredrick's life and even gave him a legit new sword because he felt sorry for him.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And so Frederick sailed to the land of the Moors with his shiny new armour and mace.

[LT Sandpaw]

OOC: Hey everyone let me know if your name isn't up on the main post or is in the wrong group, I'm fairly sure I've got everyone but I want to be sure.

IC:

There he was assigned by the good King of the Moors to save Constantinople from the pillaging Venice crusaders. Sir Fredrick rushed to save the city at the head of the Moorish army.

[Lord Daskar]

Unfortunately Time Travelers dropped a bomb on the city while Frederick and his army were in it. Frederick survived because he was buried under ten tons of rubble.

[Skyblade]

Inside the rubble was a treasure chest full of historical arficats that had been lost for many years. When Sir Fredrick was rescued, he was acclaimed around the country.

[LT Sandpaw]

The Moorish king himself came to the ruins Constantinople to congratulate Sir Fredrick. The noble knight then offered to use half of the gold made off his findings to rebuild the damaged city.