Supper awesome epic battle to prove you can still have fun without PPing

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Gripping this actions lads! Anyone want some cake? Scones even? I know not PPing really tire the soul.

[The Skarzs]

Need some help?

[Rosie Willowwater]

Ooh! Cake! Is it poisened?

[Faiyloe]

*counters and tries to hit Sage with the other side of the pole* I think I am good, thankyou.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Of course not! I'm a Humble Hobbit mind you. If I wanted to poison any o' it, then I would go out there and battle. Now, how many pieces do you want?

[Rosie Willowwater]

Five please And would you like a shield to defend yourself? You seem unarmed.

[The Skarzs]

*counters and tries to hit Sage with the other side of the pole* I think I am good, thankyou.

Okee.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Hands Rosie 5 pieces with a complimentary scone*
There you are! And Shield? No worry. Any one tries to find me I got The Ring and Sting, plus we a Hobbits build these here Hobbit holes to withstand the toughest of black holes and excincton.

[Groddil]

* The platypus mutates due to the scone it ate having contained Pure Ununoctium.

* The platypus grows to the size of a crocodile.

* The platypus tears the door off Gonff's hobbit hole and swipes at him.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Throws antidote scone at beaver*
So sorry about that Groddil, don't know what went wrong. And get now, watch that door! I just painted it!

[Groddil]

*Throws antidote scone at beaver*
So sorry about that Groddil, don't know what went wrong. And get now, watch that door! I just painted it!

huh? Beaver? And what does the second sentence mean? "And get now, watch that door!"

Umm...

* The platypus stabs its poisonous toe towards Gonff's chest.

[Rosie Willowwater]

No! *throws Gonff a super shield*

[Delthion]

*Squished ooze speaks to Gonff.* I'd like some pie if it's not to much trouble.

[The Skarzs]

Too much trouble to chew, more like it.

[Delthion]

*Squished ooze speaks to Skarzs.* Actually, I still have my teeth, they were the only thing that survived intact!