Ahem. Welcome to my illustrious lady's beautiful home. There is currently a tea party being held in the garden to celebrate her recent promotion. If you need anything, please ask one of the hoiho who you will find standing at every entrance. Thank you.
Well this is just beautiful! Is there any chai perchance? Oh and I must say Corn quite deserved the promotion.
*Drives up in black car and walks out, dressed in a suit*
*yawns*
*Hands Lass a napkin* Cover your mouth, dear. ;)
*Viz a 'Pop' 'e 'appearz in ze entrance room, vearin' 'iz Paddy cap und Fourth Doctor Doctor Vho zcarf* G'day!
G'day, mate!
*rides up on a chestnut stallion* Mae govannen, Sebias and Hiag. Mae govannen, Lass.
*Drops out of the sky* Whaaa? *Sees Hiag's scarf and grabs it* Oi! That's mine!
Mae govannen, Jarky.
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on June 10, 2020, 11:24:33 PM
Well this is just beautiful! Is there any chai perchance? Oh and I must say Corn quite deserved the promotion.
Chai? Sure thing. Please, make yourself comfortable and I'll be right back.
This place bring back bad memories.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on June 11, 2020, 07:34:50 AM
*Drops out of the sky* Whaaa? *Sees Hiag's scarf and grabs it* Oi! That's mine!
Nyet, tiz moine. Ah bought it yearz agae.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 11, 2020, 07:39:11 AM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on June 10, 2020, 11:24:33 PM
Well this is just beautiful! Is there any chai perchance? Oh and I must say Corn quite deserved the promotion.
Chai? Sure thing. Please, make yourself comfortable and I'll be right back.
Oh that would be just lovely, thank you. *Settles into the plush armchair nearby and crosses my ankles*
I do that a lot too, but when I'm walking.
Heh.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 11, 2020, 02:59:36 PM
This place brings back bad memories.
*shudders* Indeed.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 11, 2020, 02:59:36 PM
This place bring back bad memories.
*comes back in just in time to hear Kade's sentence* Oh, deepest apologies. If you want somewhere less familiar, I don't think you were ever in the basement.
*gives Ami her chai*
I certainly wasn't.
Ah, perfect then. The passage to the basement is just to your right. Feel free to ask if you need anything.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 12, 2020, 07:39:20 AM
*comes back in just in time to hear Kade's sentence* Oh, deepest apologies. If you want somewhere less familiar, I don't think you were ever in the basement.
*gives Ami her chai*
Why thank you. *sips chai*
No problem.
*runs over and hugs Teer* Mae govannen, Teer.
*returns the hug* Mae govannen, hiril nin.
Oi, if anybeast is the lady here it's you or Cornflower.
Not me. I'm just the humble butler.
If you say so.
I had the same thought actually, but I do value my life, just a bit. ;)
Look, I may not be the most humble beast in the world, but I'm more humble than Seb, at least.
I think I'm a little too humble at times, like.. Self-deprecatingly so... :P
Sign of an artist?
Probably.
It's a good thing Nerek isn't here to see what you're doing to her place.
Wait, I have a mansion? Oh this is coooooooool.
Someone's late to the party :laugh:
Indeed.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 02:58:19 PM
It's a good thing Nerek isn't here to see what you're doing to her place.
Not doing, did. I redecorated the entire thing before I opened the thread. Cedrick helped.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 04:26:15 PM
Someone's late to the party :laugh:
A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.
*Gets Austrian Army jacket on*.
Since when does Lady Corn have such delightful accommodations to her name? I don't recall ever approving of it ;D
Who said I need your approval? Because it's quite the opposite!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 18, 2020, 02:46:46 AM
Who said I need your approval? Because it's quite the opposite!
It's cute that you think that :r
Ever told you about the time I served in the army?
I feel like it was mentioned but not every really gone into.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 18, 2020, 03:02:10 AM
I feel like it was mentioned but not every really gone into.
It's confusing... my colleagues said it was infantry, but we were adults already :P
XD That's a gooooood one.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 12:04:16 PM
Sign of an artist?
Nope...
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 04:26:15 PM
Someone's late to the party :laugh:
A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.
You're not a queen yet, you're still a Princess ;)
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 03:01:01 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 18, 2020, 02:46:46 AM
Who said I need your approval? Because it's quite the opposite!
It's cute that you think that :r
Ever told you about the time I served in the army?
Hate to break it to ya, your Waffleness, but the Princess is right..
Sssshhhhhhhhh, same concept applies.
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Hate to break it to ya, your Waffleness, but the Princess is right..
Her being right about something would be a first! I'll get the finest glasses of soda! We ought to celebrate such miracle ;D
Sure thing. What kind of soda do you want? The best one is undoubtedly L&P.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 18, 2020, 05:04:20 AM
Sure thing. What kind of soda do you want? The best one is undoubtedly L&P.
I'll leave the choice on your expert hands :D
Ah, good, good. What's the weather like around you? Do you want ice or just room temperature, or do you want something hot?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 18, 2020, 05:42:28 AM
Ah, good, good. What's the weather like around you? Do you want ice or just room temperature, or do you want something hot?
Very hot and humid... a week away from Winter... ugh.
Do you have anything refreshing? *Hands silver cup*.
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Hate to break it to ya, your Waffleness, but the Princess is right..
Her being right about something would be a first! I'll get the finest glasses of soda! We ought to celebrate such miracle ;D
In that case, I don't need sleep, or food, or water. Double posting is fine. I'm a horrible ugly monster (not too far off) Everyone's art sucks, you're a monster with no sense of humor along with many other things...
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Hate to break it to ya, your Waffleness, but the Princess is right..
Her being right about something would be a first! I'll get the finest glasses of soda! We ought to celebrate such miracle ;D
In that case, I don't need sleep, or food, or water. Double posting is fine. I'm a horrible ugly monster (not too far off) Everyone's art sucks, you're a monster with no sense of humor along with many other things...
Your mom.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 05:45:21 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 18, 2020, 05:42:28 AM
Ah, good, good. What's the weather like around you? Do you want ice or just room temperature, or do you want something hot?
Very hot and humid... a week away from Winter... ugh.
Do you have anything refreshing? *Hands silver cup*.
Sweet! Refreshing, I can do. *fills Lifty's cup with L&P*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 18, 2020, 06:20:36 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 05:45:21 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 18, 2020, 05:42:28 AM
Ah, good, good. What's the weather like around you? Do you want ice or just room temperature, or do you want something hot?
Very hot and humid... a week away from Winter... ugh.
Do you have anything refreshing? *Hands silver cup*.
Sweet! Refreshing, I can do. *fills Lifty's cup with L&P*
Danke! *Drinks joyfully*.
Awesome!
Glad you like it.
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Hate to break it to ya, your Waffleness, but the Princess is right..
Her being right about something would be a first! I'll get the finest glasses of soda! We ought to celebrate such miracle ;D
In that case, I don't need sleep, or food, or water. Double posting is fine. I'm a horrible ugly monster (not too far off) Everyone's art sucks, you're a monster with no sense of humor along with many other things...
Your mom.
Who, Corn? :laugh:
Well, she does tell you to go to sleep often enough :laugh:
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 03:04:38 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 18, 2020, 03:02:10 AM
I feel like it was mentioned but not every really gone into.
It's confusing... my colleagues said it was infantry, but we were adults already :P
This pun is Verdauga- approved.
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Hate to break it to ya, your Waffleness, but the Princess is right..
Her being right about something would be a first! I'll get the finest glasses of soda! We ought to celebrate such miracle ;D
OI! Don't go projecting on me! Just because you're wrong all the time doesn't mean a thing when it comes to me, y'hear?!
So. What are we supposed to be doing here? *Fixes tie*
*Shrugs.*
Hmm. *Looks around* Such a nice mansion. I should make a model like this for myself one day.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 18, 2020, 02:27:36 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 03:04:38 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 18, 2020, 03:02:10 AM
I feel like it was mentioned but not every really gone into.
It's confusing... my colleagues said it was infantry, but we were adults already :P
This pun is Verdauga- approved.
Good. Very good indeed.
It's nice to entertain the guests, you know? *Pulls heavily sharpened pencil out of greatcoat's pocket*.
You see this old devil? I used it to face the evil troops of General Matthias von Redwall, the 720th, atop Anniversary Hill. Nasty piece of business up there!
By the way, I heard the mistress of this house is some sort of junior diplomat?
XD
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 05:00:55 PM
Good. Very good indeed.
It's nice to entertain the guests, you know? *Pulls heavily sharpened pencil out of greatcoat's pocket*.
You see this old devil? I used it to face the evil troops of General Matthias von Redwall, the 720th, atop Anniversary Hill. Nasty piece of business up there!
By the way, I heard the mistress of this house is some sort of junior diplomat?
XD
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 05:00:55 PM
*Pulls heavily sharpened pencil out of greatcoat's pocket*.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 05:00:55 PM
greatcoat
Stylish.
*Hides papre.*
I think you and I will get along
just fine.
How is the war coming, sir?
Quote from: Verdauga on June 18, 2020, 05:05:29 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 05:00:55 PM
Good. Very good indeed.
It's nice to entertain the guests, you know? *Pulls heavily sharpened pencil out of greatcoat's pocket*.
You see this old devil? I used it to face the evil troops of General Matthias von Redwall, the 720th, atop Anniversary Hill. Nasty piece of business up there!
By the way, I heard the mistress of this house is some sort of junior diplomat?
XD
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 05:00:55 PM
*Pulls heavily sharpened pencil out of greatcoat's pocket*.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 05:00:55 PM
greatcoat
Stylish.
*Hides papre.*
I think you and I will get along just fine.
How is the war coming, sir?
I'll be the first one to admit that their rubber-band-shooters took us by surprise... but I think we got them on the ropes, son! We'll be marching within their Abbey walls in no time, come what may!
By the way... what's that contraption you have there?
Rubber-band-shooters? *Le gasp* What model?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 18, 2020, 05:29:23 PM
Rubber-band-shooters? *Le gasp* What model?
Whatever this is:
Spoiler
(https://images.fatherly.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/1413782354.gif)
:P
Oooooooooooooh! Did you live?
Spoiler
Please reply with the Ice Age quote, please reply with the Ice Age quote... :laugh:
JUNIOR diplomat? *Bristles*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 18, 2020, 09:55:28 PM
JUNIOR diplomat? *Bristles*
*Looks over at Waffles*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/n8FJgIEQOPcUU/giphy.gif)
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/0fc3a1722522055cdfe8e2e41e7d3576/tumblr_oyx749OXSN1rvkl7vo1_250.gif)
*shoves Lufty outside* Deepest apologies, sir, but the Lady of this house will not be insulted.
What Teer said. You threw off her groove. Out, out.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 18, 2020, 10:34:13 PM
*shoves Lufty outside* Deepest apologies, sir, but the Lady of this house will not be insulted.
Wait, how did I insult her? :P
I need not bandy words with the likes of you. *closes door firmly*
*Locks door* Psst, there's a back window.
The back window is locked.
Psst, there is also a back door.
Got the keys, though :D
The back door is heavily guarded. Nobeast can get passed the penguins unnoticed.
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/11000/Penguin-guard--11496.jpg)
Yeah, that's a pretty good estimation of what they do, though their clothes fit better.
XD
*Sneaks back in and taps the floor with Field Marshall baton*.
*sneaks behind Lufty and taps his head with field burial spade*
*Sneaks behind Teer and taps her shoulder*
Yes?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 18, 2020, 11:08:12 PM
*sneaks behind Lufty and taps his head with field burial spade*
Your sneaky ways remind me of a quote I once heard...
"You can't prove the absence of ninjas, only their direct presence" :D
Heh. It's true.
Lufty is not behaving himself.
Tch, tch. Did you tell him about the water sprayer we have in the other room? He could cause a lot of mischief with that.
We do not have a water sprayer in the other room.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 18, 2020, 08:34:21 PM
Oooooooooooooh! Did you live? Spoiler
Please reply with the Ice Age quote, please reply with the Ice Age quote... :laugh:
I'm pretty sure the exact quote is:
Crash/Eddy: *gasps* Were you killed?
Buck: Sadly yes. But I lived!
Yeah, sorry, I didn't know the quote ^^U
Seb started it wrong anyway.
Eh, no matter.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 05:00:55 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 18, 2020, 02:27:36 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 03:04:38 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 18, 2020, 03:02:10 AM
I feel like it was mentioned but not every really gone into.
It's confusing... my colleagues said it was infantry, but we were adults already :P
This pun is Verdauga- approved.
Good. Very good indeed.
It's nice to entertain the guests, you know? *Pulls heavily sharpened pencil out of greatcoat's pocket*.
You see this old devil? I used it to face the evil troops of General Matthias von Redwall, the 720th, atop Anniversary Hill. Nasty piece of business up there!
By the way, I heard the mistress of this house is some sort of junior diplomat?
XD
He killed 3 men in a bar... with a pencil.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 19, 2020, 01:49:12 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 18, 2020, 08:34:21 PM
Oooooooooooooh! Did you live? Spoiler
Please reply with the Ice Age quote, please reply with the Ice Age quote... :laugh:
I'm pretty sure the exact quote is:
Crash/Eddy: *gasps* Were you killed?
Buck: Sadly yes. But I lived!
Oh. Oops. It's been a while since I've seen it.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 19, 2020, 03:33:24 AM
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Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 10:14:12 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 18, 2020, 09:55:28 PM
JUNIOR diplomat? *Bristles*
Ok, freshmen :D
HEY! I just graduated, thanks much!
There seems to be a misunderstanding here... you'll never stop being my underling ;)
Right, that does it. Nobeast plays top dog over Corn here, thank you very much! *pounds Lufty on the head several times with a spade (the queen of spades, to be exact), ties him up and dumps him outside the door*
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Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 10:14:12 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 18, 2020, 09:55:28 PM
JUNIOR diplomat? *Bristles*
Ok, freshmen :D
HEY! I just graduated, thanks much!
There seems to be a misunderstanding here... you'll never stop being my underling ;)
Right, that does it. Nobeast plays top dog over Corn here, thank you very much! *pounds Lufty on the head several times with a spade (the queen of spades, to be exact), ties him up and dumps him outside the door*
Glad to know you ain't violent ;) XD
Mhmm. *closes the door*
*Calls my buddy Corn to right this wrong*.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 19, 2020, 04:35:55 AM
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Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 10:14:12 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 18, 2020, 09:55:28 PM
JUNIOR diplomat? *Bristles*
Ok, freshmen :D
HEY! I just graduated, thanks much!
There seems to be a misunderstanding here... you'll never stop being my underling ;)
Right, that does it. Nobeast plays top dog over Corn here, thank you very much! *pounds Lufty on the head several times with a spade (the queen of spades, to be exact), ties him up and dumps him outside the door*
Glad to know you ain't violent ;) XD
Yeah, Teer is very, er,
not violent.
Mm.
Er, Teer. Thanks for the enthusiasm but perhaps you could untie Waffles and let him back in now.
*giggles*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 08:44:29 PM
Er, Teer. Thanks for the enthusiasm but perhaps you could untie Waffles and let him back in now.
See? CultleaderMM and I are best buds :r
Mm, indeed. ^-^
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 19, 2020, 09:11:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 08:44:29 PM
Er, Teer. Thanks for the enthusiasm but perhaps you could untie Waffles and let him back in now.
See? CultleaderMM and I are best buds :r
Hmmmm, so it would seem....
@Master Shipper Extraordinaire
Heh, I knew somebeast was going to do that. :P
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 09:24:11 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 19, 2020, 09:11:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 08:44:29 PM
Er, Teer. Thanks for the enthusiasm but perhaps you could untie Waffles and let him back in now.
See? CultleaderMM and I are best buds :r
Hmmmm, so it would seem.... @Master Shipper Extraordinaire
What a cruel punishment for a simple mistake :r
There are no punishments here! Only promises of ever-long happiness ^_^
Just look at Teer and Verdauga, or Eb and myself!
Yeah...
Heh.
^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 09:36:24 PM
There are no punishments here! Only promises of ever-long happiness ^_^
Just look at Teer and Verdauga, or Eb and myself!
Ok, fine, just to see the expression on Corn's face XD
She's turned down the last to ships that have been thrown at her, so maybe this one'll work ;D
Good luck *thumbs up*
@Cornflower MM. This should be funny.
Mmhmm.
Guys, this is the equivalent of y'all volunteering to get killed XD
Mmm, I think I already got a bad rap with Corn anyway, so I might as well double down ;D
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 19, 2020, 10:59:47 PM
Guys, this is the equivalent of y'all volunteering to get killed XD
Oh trust me. They know.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 08:44:29 PM
Er, Teer. Thanks for the enthusiasm but perhaps you could untie Waffles and let him back in now.
Oh. Yes, Boss. *opens door, untied Lufty and drags him back inside* Sorry 'bout that. Seems there was some sort of mistake.
*blinks*
*blinks again*
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NOOOOOOOOO.
Thanks for not killing us, Cornflower. Also, I had nothing to do with this idea.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 20, 2020, 12:10:58 AM
*blinks*
*blinks again*
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NOOOOOOOOO.
That's MY line ;)
Is someone getting shipped?
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 20, 2020, 01:03:58 AM
Is someone getting shipped?
Yes, Corn's frying pan and the head of whoever invented this XD
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 01:08:20 AM
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 20, 2020, 01:03:58 AM
Is someone getting shipped?
Yes, Corn's frying pan and the head of whoever invented this XD
You're not wrong, so I suggest we all just drop it :D
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 01:08:20 AM
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 20, 2020, 01:03:58 AM
Is someone getting shipped?
Yes, Corn's frying pan and the head of whoever invented this XD
<_<
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 09:24:11 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 19, 2020, 09:11:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 08:44:29 PM
Er, Teer. Thanks for the enthusiasm but perhaps you could untie Waffles and let him back in now.
See? CultleaderMM and I are best buds :r
Hmmmm, so it would seem.... @Master Shipper Extraordinaire
>_>
Uhhhhhh.... hmmm.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 20, 2020, 03:42:01 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 01:08:20 AM
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 20, 2020, 01:03:58 AM
Is someone getting shipped?
Yes, Corn's frying pan and the head of whoever invented this XD
<_<
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 09:24:11 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 19, 2020, 09:11:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 08:44:29 PM
Er, Teer. Thanks for the enthusiasm but perhaps you could untie Waffles and let him back in now.
See? CultleaderMM and I are best buds :r
Hmmmm, so it would seem.... @Master Shipper Extraordinaire
>_>
Uhhhhhh.... hmmm.
We all knew it was a suicide mission :D
BUT... I have taken a liking for annoying Corn publicly after this :D
*High fives Luft* Yissss.
Cornflower had better keep her frying pan well away from Kade's head, or else.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 03:49:09 AM
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Quote from: danflorreguba on June 20, 2020, 01:03:58 AM
Is someone getting shipped?
Yes, Corn's frying pan and the head of whoever invented this XD
<_<
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 09:24:11 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 19, 2020, 09:11:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 08:44:29 PM
Er, Teer. Thanks for the enthusiasm but perhaps you could untie Waffles and let him back in now.
See? CultleaderMM and I are best buds :r
Hmmmm, so it would seem.... @Master Shipper Extraordinaire
>_>
Uhhhhhh.... hmmm.
We all knew it was a suicide mission :D
BUT... I have taken a liking for annoying Corn publicly after this :D
. . . . Remind me again why we're friends?
*sighs with relief that Cornflower did not kill me for (kind of) threatening her*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 20, 2020, 04:18:38 AM
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Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 01:08:20 AM
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 20, 2020, 01:03:58 AM
Is someone getting shipped?
Yes, Corn's frying pan and the head of whoever invented this XD
<_<
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 09:24:11 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 19, 2020, 09:11:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 08:44:29 PM
Er, Teer. Thanks for the enthusiasm but perhaps you could untie Waffles and let him back in now.
See? CultleaderMM and I are best buds :r
Hmmmm, so it would seem.... @Master Shipper Extraordinaire
>_>
Uhhhhhh.... hmmm.
We all knew it was a suicide mission :D
BUT... I have taken a liking for annoying Corn publicly after this :D
. . . . Remind me again why we're friends?
Cuz you love me to bits and I do too :D
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 04:35:56 AM>:D
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Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 03:49:09 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 20, 2020, 03:42:01 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 01:08:20 AM
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 20, 2020, 01:03:58 AM
Is someone getting shipped?
Yes, Corn's frying pan and the head of whoever invented this XD
<_<
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 09:24:11 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 19, 2020, 09:11:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 08:44:29 PM
Er, Teer. Thanks for the enthusiasm but perhaps you could untie Waffles and let him back in now.
See? CultleaderMM and I are best buds :r
Hmmmm, so it would seem.... @Master Shipper Extraordinaire
>_>
Uhhhhhh.... hmmm.
We all knew it was a suicide mission :D
BUT... I have taken a liking for annoying Corn publicly after this :D
. . . . Remind me again why we're friends?
Cuz you love me to bits and I do too :D
*splutters*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 04:35:56 AM
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Quote from: danflorreguba on June 20, 2020, 01:03:58 AM
Is someone getting shipped?
Yes, Corn's frying pan and the head of whoever invented this XD
<_<
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 09:24:11 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 19, 2020, 09:11:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 08:44:29 PM
Er, Teer. Thanks for the enthusiasm but perhaps you could untie Waffles and let him back in now.
See? CultleaderMM and I are best buds :r
Hmmmm, so it would seem.... @Master Shipper Extraordinaire
>_>
Uhhhhhh.... hmmm.
We all knew it was a suicide mission :D
BUT... I have taken a liking for annoying Corn publicly after this :D
. . . . Remind me again why we're friends?
Cuz you love me to bits and I do too :D
Fair point, fair point.
@shisteer of nothing much may I have more of that delightful soda, please? :D
*looks from Corn to Waffles and back again with an expression of extreme confusion* So, should I kick him out or not? I'm getting mixed messages here. *refills Lufty's cup while I decide* Sure thing.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:32:18 AM
*looks from Corn to Waffles and back again with an expression of extreme confusion* So, should I kick him out or not? I'm getting mixed messages here. *refills Lufty's cup while I decide* Sure thing.
Thank you very much :D
Not a problem.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 04:35:56 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 20, 2020, 04:18:38 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 03:49:09 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 20, 2020, 03:42:01 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 01:08:20 AM
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 20, 2020, 01:03:58 AM
Is someone getting shipped?
Yes, Corn's frying pan and the head of whoever invented this XD
<_<
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 09:24:11 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 19, 2020, 09:11:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 08:44:29 PM
Er, Teer. Thanks for the enthusiasm but perhaps you could untie Waffles and let him back in now.
See? CultleaderMM and I are best buds :r
Hmmmm, so it would seem.... @Master Shipper Extraordinaire
>_>
Uhhhhhh.... hmmm.
We all knew it was a suicide mission :D
BUT... I have taken a liking for annoying Corn publicly after this :D
. . . . Remind me again why we're friends?
Cuz you love me to bits and I do too :D
>.> How could we
not ship thee both...
Because we would kill each other within five minutes ^-^
From what I've seen, I seriously doubt it. :laugh:
Trust me, we'd either murder each other or blow up the planet in the first fifteen minutes.... Probably both.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:32:18 AM
*looks from Corn to Waffles and back again with an expression of extreme confusion* So, should I kick him out or not? I'm getting mixed messages here. *refills Lufty's cup while I decide* Sure thing.
He can stay, I suppose.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
Because we would kill each other within five minutes ^-^
*splutters with laughter*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 21, 2020, 03:30:15 AM
Trust me, we'd either murder each other or blow up the planet in the first fifteen minutes.... Probably both.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:32:18 AM
*looks from Corn to Waffles and back again with an expression of extreme confusion* So, should I kick him out or not? I'm getting mixed messages here. *refills Lufty's cup while I decide* Sure thing.
He can stay, I suppose.
And I deserve better ;)!
Alright, Luft, you stay. However, whether or not your presence remains conscious is yet to be seen. Keep a respectful tongue your head.
What kind of soda was Luft asking for, anyways?
L&P.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 21, 2020, 08:23:39 AM
Alright, Luft, you stay. However, whether or not your presence remains conscious is yet to be seen. Keep a respectful tongue your head.
Are you threatening me? ;)
Yes.
Have you got something in your eye?
Diggin' the new avatar, Lass :laugh:
Quote from: lass of something much on June 21, 2020, 09:44:05 PM
Have you got something in your eye?
A couple of eyesores ;)
LOL, kidding.
SOMEBODY CALL A MEDIC! A CHILD HAS JUST BEEN SEVERELY BURNED!
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 21, 2020, 08:07:00 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 21, 2020, 08:23:39 AM
Alright, Luft, you stay. However, whether or not your presence remains conscious is yet to be seen. Keep a respectful tongue your head.
Are you threatening me? ;)
Absolutely.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 22, 2020, 02:24:38 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 21, 2020, 08:07:00 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 21, 2020, 08:23:39 AM
Alright, Luft, you stay. However, whether or not your presence remains conscious is yet to be seen. Keep a respectful tongue your head.
Are you threatening me? ;)
Absolutely.
Uh! Kitty has claws! ;)
:P!
Yeah, she does.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 22, 2020, 03:30:00 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 22, 2020, 02:24:38 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 21, 2020, 08:07:00 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 21, 2020, 08:23:39 AM
Alright, Luft, you stay. However, whether or not your presence remains conscious is yet to be seen. Keep a respectful tongue your head.
Are you threatening me? ;)
Absolutely.
Uh! Kitty has claws! ;)
:P!
So do I.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 21, 2020, 11:21:19 PM
SOMEBODY CALL A MEDIC! A CHILD HAS JUST BEEN SEVERELY BURNED!
*calls a medic* *it goes to answerphone* Oh, wait. Lass is the medic, I'm pretty sure. You...you may have to use your fork, Kade.
Actually, Eb, you are currently a medic, according to your post count.
Oo, cool. *heals Lass with that magical powers that come with the position of Infirmary Aide*
Hmm... What am I?
Abbey angler. You catch fish.
*Catches a fish*
Well done.
Making me the librarian was a poor decision.
*Begins carving a statue of myself*
*Nods* Good, I approve of this chaos.
*Looks over at Corn* So... Have you been recording anything? *Gestures to roles absently*
What are you building, Seb?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2020, 02:38:54 PM
Making me the librarian was a poor decision.
I'd offer to switch with you, but I think you'd make a better librarian than infirmary aide.
Guess I'll go back to eating books then....
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 22, 2020, 09:40:56 PM
*Nods* Good, I approve of this chaos.
^-^
Kade Rivok, if you dare.
Kade Rivok, don't make me full name you.
Too late, apparently.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 23, 2020, 12:28:32 AM
*Looks over at Corn* So... Have you been recording anything? *Gestures to roles absently*
Yeah actually. Well. Logging things. Close enough right?
He was saying we're ugly.
Not me.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 24, 2020, 09:00:58 AM
He was saying we're ugly.
*Grabs chest* I'm so unbelievably evil... can't really take it... ugh ;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 24, 2020, 09:00:58 AM
He was saying we're ugly.
Ouch...The truth really does hurt...
*crawls into a dark hole and cries**listens to 'The Hobbit - Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold (Complete Edition Cover) - Clamavi De Profundis'*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 03:05:35 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 24, 2020, 09:00:58 AM
He was saying we're ugly.
Ouch...The truth really does hurt...
*crawls into a dark hole and cries*
*listens to 'The Hobbit - Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold (Complete Edition Cover) - Clamavi De Profundis'*
Awww :(
I wasn't serious *Hugs* U.U!
Such a kind waffle
*Observes Seb's work with a critical eye.* No no, it needs to be lumpier.
Oh. Okay. *Gives the biceps bigger lumps*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 24, 2020, 03:52:33 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 03:05:35 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 24, 2020, 09:00:58 AM
He was saying we're ugly.
Ouch...The truth really does hurt...
*crawls into a dark hole and cries*
*listens to 'The Hobbit - Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold (Complete Edition Cover) - Clamavi De Profundis'*
Awww :(
I wasn't serious *Hugs* U.U!
*sobs*
*wiggles out of hug and wanders over to Teer* Teer, can I have a cookie?
*Steals the cookies.*
Ah, simpler times.
At least you aren't eating books anymore. :giggle:
The one that I was annoying by doing so is no longer in this realm, so there isn't much of a point. *Shrugs.*
You managed to annoy me and Booklover, though.
I don't need to eat books to do that. :giggle:
That's true. :giggle:
Quote from: lass of something much on July 11, 2020, 11:28:32 PM
*wiggles out of hug and wanders over to Teer* Teer, can I have a cookie?
Lass still hasn't gotten her cookie. D:
*gives Lass a cookie and bops WorTie on the head*
Cookie.
*Happily munches on the now stale cookie*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 25, 2022, 03:25:52 PM
*gives Lass a cookie and bops WorTie on the head*
Siriusly, what is up with you and bopping people on the head?
He was being naughty.
But I'm being naughtier! ;D *Bops Teer's head*
Tsk, tsk, child. It takes a little more skill than that. You don't have the knack.
*Knocks on Teer's head*
A little delicate, but I suppose it'll do.
*Knocks harder*
*punches*
No, no, wrong angle.
*smacks*
*Claps*
*Also claps, unsure as to why.*
It seemed like the right thing to do.
If you say so :giggle:
Well done, Russa.
But is it a bow like the gesture of respect, the one that goes with an arrow, the one on a ship or the one in hair?
Given that only one of those options can be used by itself as a response, I'd say you're overthinking it.
Quote from: Booklover on February 02, 2022, 08:57:08 PM
But is it a bow like the gesture of respect, the one that goes with an arrow, the one on a ship or the one in hair?
The one that goes with an arrow, presumably, since knocking and punching didn't work.
I don't remember having a mansion.....
Of course you do:
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 17, 2020, 04:25:48 PM
Wait, I have a mansion? Oh this is coooooooool.
A truly wonderful gift.
Indeed. She can rule it with Dannd.
*steals the mansion and runs off with it into the night*
So stronk.
*Ze noight zrovz Flib back oot o' it, und ze manzion gaez flyin' off intae ze zunzet*
Knight as in Horace Altman and his Ranger cloak, or night as in full moon and werewolves?
Night as in night, I imagine >_>
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 17, 2022, 06:52:01 PMKnight as in Horace Altman and his Ranger cloak, or night as in full moon and werewolves?
Zat noight.
One night, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker walked into a bar. The next morning, the butcher, ther baker and the candlestick maker left. There was nobody already in there when they entered, and no one else entered while they were there. Who was still in the bar?
Yes, Who was still in the bar.
*Who and Nobody have a grand old time smashing leftover windows in the bar*
I never mentioned a doctor (or rather: The Doctor), so there was no 'who' in the bar. There weren't any of Rudyard Kipling's six honest serving men either. Or ghosts. Or Odysseus.
Under normal circumstances I'd say the bartender. But apparently there isn't a bartender if absolutely no one was there prior to their arrival.
Quote from: Booklover on February 17, 2022, 10:30:25 PMOne night, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker walked into a bar. The next morning, the butcher, ther baker and the candlestick maker left. There was nobody already in there when they entered, and no one else entered while they were there. Who was still in the bar?
'ere ve gae:
'Nobody' vaz avready in ze bar vhen zey entred, und
'No One Else' entred vhoilzt zey vere zere. Problem zolved.
Alternatively, any of them could've still been in the bar. It says they left (not necessarily at the same time), and that no one "else" entered, so they could've come back.
Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
No idea.
Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front
Quote from: Booklover on February 18, 2022, 01:35:36 AMI never mentioned a doctor (or rather: The Doctor), so there was no 'who' in the bar. There weren't any of Rudyard Kipling's six honest serving men either. Or ghosts. Or Odysseus.
No, no, no. See you mentioned that Nobody was already there, and that No One Else entered while they were there.
Quote from: Booklover on February 17, 2022, 10:30:25 PMOne night, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker walked into a bar. The next morning, the butcher, ther baker and the candlestick maker left. There was nobody already in there when they entered, and no one else entered while they were there. Who was still in the bar?
But you didn't state that Nobody was the
only one already there, and that No One Else was the
only other entrant. Thus, Who was either there when they arrived, or had entered before they left. Thus, Who was in fact still in the bar.
Very likely Mallory Leafpaw was also there, but that reference is more obscure.
(Is Mallory Leafpaw a Ranger hare that is everywhere and nowhere at the same time?)
Also Nobody, No One Else, and/or Who could be a doctor, or honest serving-men, or ghosts, or Odyseuss (who is probably Nobody.)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 19, 2022, 01:00:25 AM(Is Mallory Leafpaw a Ranger hare that is everywhere and nowhere at the same time?)
Also Nobody, No One Else, and/or Who could be a doctor, or honest serving-men, or ghosts, or Odyseuss (who is probably Nobody.)
You are really close on Mallory. I could tell you more, but there's little use crowding the thread with it.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 17, 2022, 03:09:20 PM*steals the mansion and runs off with it into the night*
Ruuuuuuuuuude, put it back!
One Knight. I never mentioned the knight leaving (that riddle works better aloud, like so many others). (However, there is one Riddle that you probably shouldn't say aloud.)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 20, 2022, 09:58:04 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on February 17, 2022, 03:09:20 PM*steals the mansion and runs off with it into the night*
Ruuuuuuuuuude, put it back!
:( I make a pretty poor thief.
I probably need more practice...Quote from: Booklover on February 20, 2022, 09:59:07 PMOne Knight. I never mentioned the knight leaving (that riddle works better aloud, like so many others).
I said it out loud. (What was the knight's name?)
Quote from: Booklover on February 20, 2022, 09:59:07 PM(However, there is one Riddle that you probably shouldn't say aloud.)
Who, Lord Voldemort?
Why? Since he doesn't have a nose, he can't smell how good they are, so he probably won't bother eating them.
Quote from: Booklover on February 20, 2022, 09:59:07 PMOne Knight. I never mentioned the knight leaving (that riddle works better aloud, like so many others). (However, there is one Riddle that you probably shouldn't say aloud.)
Not "works better". Via text, the riddle is just outright lying. -_-
*Ze knoight getz burned tae a crizp by a random Dragon zat juzt 'appened tae appear*
Und zey av lived 'appily ever after.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 21, 2022, 02:44:40 PMQuote from: Booklover on February 20, 2022, 09:59:07 PMOne Knight. I never mentioned the knight leaving (that riddle works better aloud, like so many others). (However, there is one Riddle that you probably shouldn't say aloud.)
Not "works better". Via text, the riddle is just outright lying. -_-
I agree with this
not because it validates my answer or anything
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 21, 2022, 04:58:24 PM*Ze knoight getz burned tae a crizp by a random Dragon zat juzt 'appened tae appear*
Und zey av lived 'appily ever after.
The dragon
(https://i.postimg.cc/TPqF9bZP/ba8962f5d248e04912ac6d52660def5b.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/8FcZk7k8)
Huh. An image I can actually see.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 21, 2022, 02:44:40 PMQuote from: Booklover on February 20, 2022, 09:59:07 PMOne Knight. I never mentioned the knight leaving (that riddle works better aloud, like so many others). (However, there is one Riddle that you probably shouldn't say aloud.)
Not "works better". Via text, the riddle is just outright lying. -_-
But writing 'knight' would be too obvious.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 23, 2022, 08:54:07 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 21, 2022, 04:58:24 PM*Ze knoight getz burned tae a crizp by a random Dragon zat juzt 'appened tae appear*
Und zey av lived 'appily ever after.
The dragon
(https://i.postimg.cc/TPqF9bZP/ba8962f5d248e04912ac6d52660def5b.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/8FcZk7k8)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CookedBitterEastrussiancoursinghounds-size_restricted.gif)
Not a good night for the knight, then.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 23, 2022, 09:03:58 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on February 23, 2022, 08:54:07 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 21, 2022, 04:58:24 PM*Ze knoight getz burned tae a crizp by a random Dragon zat juzt 'appened tae appear*
Und zey av lived 'appily ever after.
The dragon
(https://i.postimg.cc/TPqF9bZP/ba8962f5d248e04912ac6d52660def5b.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/8FcZk7k8)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CookedBitterEastrussiancoursinghounds-size_restricted.gif)
:giggle: I love that movie.
Aye. Ze firzt zree bookz/moviez vere loighter und more magical und innocent. After a certain part in ze 4th vone ze zeriez getz much darker. *Hovlz*
Same with the books. Length wise, as well, there's a drastic increase between third and fourth.
At leazt zere vere nae any zparkly vampirez. Ach...
Quote from: Booklover on February 23, 2022, 10:16:30 PMSame with the books. Length wise, as well, there's a drastic increase between third and fourth.
They're still good books, though, and the longer the better.
Can I break everything?
Only if you want me to break your shins.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 12:38:41 AMOnly if you want me to break your shins.
Headbutting me to that extreme? Deal.
Unfortunately, almost everything here is unbreakable.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 01:02:09 AMUnfortunately, almost everything here is unbreakable.
Key word being "almost".
*Smashes the tea cups*.
*the teacups bounce off the floor, unharmed* My dear fellow, I must ask you to desist. *reaches for a nearby baseball bat*
What a terrible host you are! Getting in the way of my fun.
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Quote from: Luftwaffles on October 29, 2024, 01:10:52 AMWhat a terrible host you are! Getting in the way of my fun.
I am a butler, not a host. The host is
@Cornflower MM and she can let you have fun, while it is my job to spoil fun in favour of a functional household.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 03:31:09 AMQuote from: Luftwaffles on October 29, 2024, 01:10:52 AMWhat a terrible host you are! Getting in the way of my fun.
I am a butler, not a host. The host is @Cornflower MM and she can let you have fun, while it is my job to spoil fun in favour of a functional household.
*Breaks Corn's portrait*.
*Corn's portrait is also unbreakable* You trying to get me fired, punk?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 03:31:09 AMQuote from: Luftwaffles on October 29, 2024, 01:10:52 AMWhat a terrible host you are! Getting in the way of my fun.
I am a butler, not a host. The host is @Cornflower MM and she can let you have fun, while it is my job to spoil fun in favour of a functional household.
You can't spell functional without F-U-N
That's true, but fun can be had without breaking things. Go play croquet in the gardens or something.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 04:19:38 AM*Corn's portrait is also unbreakable* You trying to get me fired, punk?
I'm surprised you were hired at all. You are terrible at this.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on October 29, 2024, 04:43:57 AMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 04:19:38 AM*Corn's portrait is also unbreakable* You trying to get me fired, punk?
I'm surprised you were hired at all. You are terrible at this.
*narrows eyes* You realise this means war?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 04:44:50 AMQuote from: Luftwaffles on October 29, 2024, 04:43:57 AMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 04:19:38 AM*Corn's portrait is also unbreakable* You trying to get me fired, punk?
I'm surprised you were hired at all. You are terrible at this.
*narrows eyes* You realise this means war?
Of course.
Bring it on, runt!
You do realise, here and now, I am no runt? This is the Cellars, my friend, not Discord. You have no idea what I'm capable of.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 04:50:52 AMYou do realise, here and now, I am no runt? This is the Cellars, my friend, not Discord. You have no idea what I'm capable of.
Likewise.
Tread very carefully, my dear.
A light breeze begins, and grows rapidly until *whoosh*, then scene changes to a large tennis court. The sun is blotted out as, before your eyes, the innocent, peaceful looking butler in front of you spreads her wings, seemingly growing larger until the world becomes dark as night. With a deafening roar and a burst of flame, the taniwha serves the ball, hard and fast.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 05:20:42 AMA light breeze begins, and grows rapidly until *whoosh*, then scene changes to a large tennis court. The sun is blotted out as, before your eyes, the innocent, peaceful looking butler in front of you spreads her wings, seemingly growing larger until the world becomes dark as night. With a deafening roar and a burst of flame, the taniwha serves the ball, hard and fast.
Defiant (and clearly annoyed by this uprising of the servants), Waffles takes a step back, then swings the racket with all his might, like that Prince of Gracian that made up the shortness of his sword with the sharpness of his wit, and hits the discount lizard straight in the snout.
*shakes head in surprise as the ball bounces away, ignored as the impudent speck of an opponent bumps nose instead of playing the game*
...
*sneezes*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 06:03:15 AM*shakes head in surprise as the ball bounces away, ignored as the impudent speck of an opponent bumps nose instead of playing the game*
...
*sneezes*
Waffles picks the ball back up and does a backhanded serve as the cheap Halloween thingy reacts.
Ah, I see. 'Twas merely a ruse. How cunning.
*hits the ball back*
*Does his best Roger Federer impression, then trips on his own feet*.
It was a worthy attempt. *thanks the penguin that brings the ball back, then gives a light toss and hits it hard over the net*
See if you can do better, my friend. If you get this point, you'll still lose but it won't be utter humiliation.
Wait... since when do we have penguins? That's so cool.
Anyway... *gently hits the ball back, just a few inches out of your reach*. I think that's 15-0.
*hits the ball back with the spare racket held by tail*
Not sure how you're counting. So far the score is 2-0, but it's about to be 3-0.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 06:44:23 AM*hits the ball back with the spare racket held by tail*
Not sure how you're counting. So far the score is 2-0, but it's about to be 3-0.
You are cheating!
... I like it.
*Grabs second racket from penguin*.
Not sure the rules of tennis ever banned playing with one's tail, but if you can drag up a quote, then I will apologize.
Shut up and play, leather purse :r
You haven't yet returned the ball.
*Hits ball really hard*.
Delayed, but a good effort, all the same. *angles ball to fall just over the net* Good luck.
*Starts targeting you instead*.
*the ball bounces on the ground* And thus it ends. You are vanquished, fool. You dared challenge me.
*Walks in, slurping a juice box*
. . .
*Shales head and walks away.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 08:19:14 AM*the ball bounces on the ground* And thus it ends. You are vanquished, fool. You dared challenge me.
I see... Good game, good game.
*Shoves your head on the toilet*.
*Accidentally zpillz 'iz Irn-Bru zat 'e vaz drinkin' on ze carpet vhoilzt vatchin' av o' ziz* Ach, zorry. Tiz avroight zough- Ah 'ave a licenze tae zpill. *Continuez drinkin' 'iz Irn-Bru*
No matter. *penguins quickly come and clean it up*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on October 29, 2024, 11:23:30 AMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 08:19:14 AM*the ball bounces on the ground* And thus it ends. You are vanquished, fool. You dared challenge me.
I see... Good game, good game.
*Shoves your head on the toilet*.
*is not shoved, and there's no toilet in the tennis court anyway*
I must ask you to desist. Do I need to remove you from the premises, or can you be trusted to behave yourself while I continue with my duties?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 07:13:09 PMNo matter. *penguins quickly come and clean it up*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on October 29, 2024, 11:23:30 AMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 08:19:14 AM*the ball bounces on the ground* And thus it ends. You are vanquished, fool. You dared challenge me.
I see... Good game, good game.
*Shoves your head on the toilet*.
*is not shoved, and there's no toilet in the tennis court anyway*
I must ask you to desist. Do I need to remove you from the premises, or can you be trusted to behave yourself while I continue with my duties?
Let's see... both are good options.
*adjusts bow tie while I wait* I don't have all day, sir. Duties to attend to, doncha know?
A maid with an attitude... what a world.
*Runs off in a random direction and breaks ornaments*.
*the ornaments are also unbreakable* Sir, if you must break something, there are eggs in the pantry that I can retrieve for you.
Ok, please hand me a few.
Ah, the age old RP rule of: "Nuh-uh!"
*brings some eggs up from the pantry*
They are hardboiled. I was going to make sandwiches, but didn't need that many.
Thank you!
*Pelters you both with eggs*.
Eggcellent.
*conveniently has scales, so barely feels it* That's the other reason I took the precaution of boiling them first.
*SCREAMS OF PURE RAGE*.
*Finizhez ze Irn-Bru und gaez tae get zome haggis*
My dare fellow, calm yourself. Life is not that serious.
You are right... I apologize.
Please allow me to tackle you as a sign of good will.
'az gaetten zome haggis and eatz whoilzt vatchin' attentively*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on October 29, 2024, 08:39:11 PMYou are right... I apologize.
Please allow me to tackle you as a sign of good will.
You can try, but it's not going to make much of a difference. If you don't mind, I'm going to take her ladyship some tea.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 09:26:52 PMQuote from: Luftwaffles on October 29, 2024, 08:39:11 PMYou are right... I apologize.
Please allow me to tackle you as a sign of good will.
You can try, but it's not going to make much of a difference. If you don't mind, I'm going to take her ladyship some tea.
No tea for me?
Ach, Ah zink ze Velociraptorz drank av ze tea avready. Zey're 'avin' a tea party viz zconez.
*pours tea for Waffles, and then heads off to attend to Corn*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2024, 12:22:21 AM*pours tea for Waffles, and then heads off to attend to Corn*
Thank you.
Now... give me Corn.
Please use your manners. I'm a butler, not a slave. Also, you'll need to elaborate a little. There are many kinds of Corn in this forum.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2024, 12:49:32 AMPlease use your manners. I'm a butler, not a slave. Also, you'll need to elaborate a little. There are many kinds of Corn in this forum.
You are both of those things.
Corn, the mistress of the house.
Noo, I believe you're mistaken. I will pass on your message that you wish to see my mistress.
Thank you.
You are a sweetie.
I know.
@Cornflower MM, the Dishwasher wants to chat.
*is much to busy talking to Corn, far away on the other side of the mansion*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2024, 01:45:21 AM*is much to busy talking to Corn, far away on the other side of the mansion*
Get back here.
*Drags you back*.
*is not dragged, but a penguin helpfully rings the bell to alert me that my presence is required. Returns*
Deepest apologies, sir. You need something?
Is that penguin Rosie? Cuz it feels like it is.
Nope, that's George.
Hi, George.
Kick out Teer, please.
*George smiles, shakes his head and walks away to make more tea*
Sorry, the penguins are helpful, but they can't really deal with complex commands, and their legs are a bit short for convenient kicking.
>.>!!!!
... Do you need anything, or should I get back to passing your message on to Corn?
Yes. Kindly allow me to smack you.
Sure. Do you want me to bend down so you can reach my face, or are you content to go for my toenail?
I... huh... What? XD
*is a taniwha, and therefore large*
I try to be accommodating.
Aren't you a sweetie?
May I have a chocolate bar?
Sure. There's a sideboard over there with plentiful snacks. Dinner will be served in an hour. (Forum time, not real time)
Thank you! I guess I'll behave to fill my belly.
Thank you. Will that be all, sir?
Yes, thanks... At least until I get to bully the lady of the house.
*narrows eyes, but decides to pretend not to have heard*
Right then, please excuse me. *leaves the room*
And the master of the house, too.
*calls back* At this stage, I don't believe there is one. You'll have to wait until the Lady gets married for that.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2024, 05:44:58 AM*calls back* At this stage, I don't believe there is one. You'll have to wait until the Lady gets married for that.
Interesting... very interesting.
So... You are just two defenseless women in here?
... No. Ladies, yes, but not defenseless by a long shot. I'm not even going to bother talking about myself, but have you not had the pleasure of meeting Corn's frying pan? You'll be charmed, I'm sure.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2024, 07:00:22 AM... No. Ladies, yes, but not defenseless by a long shot. I'm not even going to bother talking about myself, but have you not had the pleasure of meeting Corn's frying pan? You'll be charmed, I'm sure.
Oh, she still has that thing? I know it well.
Of course. Obviously, with me as her butler, she doesn't have need to use it as often as she used to, but she'd hardly get rid of it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2024, 07:10:22 AMOf course. Obviously, with me as her butler, she doesn't have need to use it as often as she used to, but she'd hardly get rid of it.
Very, very interesting.
And what can you do that the pan cannot?
*Ze Velociraptorz eat av o' ze chocolate znackz und gae lookin' fer zome carrotz*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on October 30, 2024, 07:15:05 AMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2024, 07:10:22 AMOf course. Obviously, with me as her butler, she doesn't have need to use it as often as she used to, but she'd hardly get rid of it.
Very, very interesting.
And what can you do that the pan cannot?
There are a number of things, but the main point is that I can act independently, thereby taking some of the work load off Corn's shoulders. She's a busy beast.
Agreed. She is.
But I'm not sure I'd take you over a pan.
That's probably sensible. The frying pan is a frying pan, I have fire, among other things. Probably best to behave yourself.
But... would you burn me? :o
Copyroight infringement
Hiag, you can't copyright burning things. It's happened for millennia. You've joined the bandwagon, not invented it.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on October 31, 2024, 12:21:27 AMBut... would you burn me? :o
Not more than you deserve.
And how much do I deserve? ;D
Surprisingly none at the moment, but that's subject to change from moment to moment.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 31, 2024, 12:33:13 AMHiag, you can't copyright burning things. It's happened for millennia. You've joined the bandwagon, not invented it.
Nae true. Ah never joined ze bandwagon-
Ah zet fire tae it. Made quoite ze loight-zhov!
Oh, fabulous. How exciting.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 31, 2024, 12:37:03 AMSurprisingly none at the moment, but that's subject to change from moment to moment.
That IS surprising.
I think I failed to insult Corn enough.
Well, last time you stepped out of line, I managed to settle it by utterly humiliating you in a tennis match. Fire is usually only used when I can't think of something more creative.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 31, 2024, 01:10:02 AMWell, last time you stepped out of line, I managed to settle it by utterly humiliating you in a tennis match. Fire is usually only used when I can't think of something more creative.
That's both worrying and reassuring.
*smiles*
Would you care for a drink?
Yes, please.
BTW: Who's Nerek?
Evil Alter Ego we defeated a couple of seasons ago. Why?
Was just curious.
I didn't remember anyone by that name.
Makes sense. It's a bit of more recent Cellars history, I think.
Where's my drink? ;)
You never told me what kind of drink you want.
Surprise me ;)
Gladly. Won't be a moment.
*turns around and begins to mix a few ingredients* Ice or no ice?
Ice, please.
It's pretty hot in here.
Oh, true. I forgot warmbloods have trouble with that. *turns the AC on and adds ice to the drink* Here you go.
Thank you.
Maaan, this is good.
*Ze Velociraptorz ztart playin' chezz*
*glances over* Ooh, good move.
I love the lizard and the penguins here.
The penguins are definitely great. Not sure I've met the lizard, though. When did he get here?
Well played ;)
Now, cook dinner.
It's already being done. My main 'chores', besides administration stuff, is the drinks and answering the door. I coordinate everything, but most of what's done here is taken care of by the other servants.
Awww, but I want to boss YOU around.
Well, fortunately, being in the business of hospitality, it's my job to help guests be comfortable and enjoy their visit, so you may inform me should you need anything, and I will do my best to see your needs are met.
Sounds great.
May you set fire to the unsightly overgrowth near the ladyship's prized garden? It sores the eyes.
*Zetz fire tae more curtainz*
*puts the fire out*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on October 31, 2024, 01:41:13 PMSounds great.
May you set fire to the unsightly overgrowth near the ladyship's prized garden? It sores the eyes.
... That's the gardener.
*Zetz ze gardener'z 'air on fire*
*the gardener is unhappy*
*Chezhire Weasel grin*
Who IS the gardener?
Chauncey Gardner (https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&sca_esv=d71b92fe6c3f5d35&sxsrf=ADLYWILq12XHa6YAs4-57ie0BIuZ2iT0pw:1730415668548&q=Chauncey+Gardner+Being+There&source=lnms&fbs=AEQNm0DvD4UMlvdpwktgGj2ZHhIXbAWLwb3isP1TOYwOuAlv_Q7vGexpJyOFDsW9fl-QwXs7HCnYXZFHJFnZRuU1Hh13s4xOFem8mx_IdyYWhPdeE0Hn7J-cDugqUc7QpqqxYkOkHVkDR84f-aMw115DpswRRlbkvTPsdRS16EVnsTU0FESmbkwaOqhteZqjaK0a2-L-pGCBUKDB3-tuOwAdsRFOGQ2Y_Q&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi44PLZ3LmJAxUqFFkFHRrxEVsQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=904&bih=586&dpr=1)
'e loikez tae vatch.
*Glares*.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on October 31, 2024, 09:30:27 PMWho IS the gardener?
His name's Fredrick. Had a bad accident when a tree fell on him and he couldn't get out, hence the confusion, but he's really quite good at what he does.
I see.
Are you the boss of him?
In some ways, yes. He doesn't work for me, he works for Corn, but it's my job to manage and coordinate everything that goes on and anyone that comes onto this property.
So... Messing with him also means messing with you. Interesting >:D
Be careful. Messing with anything on this property means messing with me, and I wouldn't want you to get hurt.
*Zetz a lampzhade on fire, zen hovlz*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 01, 2024, 03:02:14 AMBe careful. Messing with anything on this property means messing with me, and I wouldn't want you to get hurt.
Bring it on, sis.
*brings over a tray of snacks* Hungry?
Yes, thank you.
*Pats you on the head*.
'Tis a pleasure. Once again, do let me know if you need anything.
I do, actually.
Please bring me the most breakable things in here... just to see them, of course.
Ach, nae zuzpiciouz at av...
*Zetz a chair on fire*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on November 01, 2024, 01:56:22 PMI do, actually.
Please bring me the most breakable things in here... just to see them, of course.
Most things in here are pretty durable, to be honest, particularly the delicate looking tea sets. There are some brandy-snaps, though. They can break.
I see... I see...
*Uses tea set as footballs*.
*the tea set don't roll super well, but they have a decent amount of bounce and don't mind the attempt*
Very good.
I guess the ladyship would appreciate that kind of durability, with her butter fingers and all.
She does, actually. It makes it convenient when someone annoys her. Lobbing a teacup at someone's head becomes expensive if the teacup breaks every time.
Has she ever thrown one at you?
*Ze Velociraptorz play catch viz a paintin'*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on November 01, 2024, 10:30:38 PMHas she ever thrown one at you?
Nah, I don't have a tendency to make her mad.
Can I throw the indestructible cups to your head?
If that's what's necessary for your contentment, I will allow it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 03, 2024, 09:01:57 AMIf that's what's necessary for your contentment, I will allow it.
Whatever four-eyes is paying you, it's not enough.
*A dead body is found in the library viz a candleztick bezoide zem*
*Doesn't have a Clue how thay could have happened*
Suspicious.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on November 03, 2024, 03:01:51 PMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 03, 2024, 09:01:57 AMIf that's what's necessary for your contentment, I will allow it.
Whatever four-eyes is paying you, it's not enough.
We agreed on my wages. I consider it fair.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 03, 2024, 09:41:31 PM*Doesn't have a Clue how thay could have happened*
Ah zink ye mean 'Cluedo'...
No, though you (Clue)do.
Has the ladyship gained weight? You are a devil in the kitchen, dear butler.
Nah, not that I know of. This topic has yet to arrive at dinnertime. I will pass on your compliments to the cook, though. She will be pleased.
Who's the cook, actually?
Quote from: Luftwaffles on November 01, 2024, 10:25:35 PMVery good.
I guess the ladyship would appreciate that kind of durability, with her butter fingers and all.
Butterfingers yourself, knucklehead! *Throws teacup at Waffles* I may have four eyes, but that just means my vision is FOR SURE good, so naturally my aim won't be off in the slightest because that's totally definitely how that works.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 03, 2024, 09:23:10 PM*A dead body is found in the library viz a candleztick bezoide zem*
Someone do clean that up before they stain the carpet.
You mean your vision is FOUR sure good, right? ;)
Oh, God! She actually showed up.
Save me, Teer XD
Oh no, Corrn's gonna teer you up now that word of your chaos has reached her ears.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on November 04, 2024, 12:32:03 AMWho's the cook, actually?
One of the penguins. There are actually three of them that take turns.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 04, 2024, 03:50:41 AMQuote from: Luftwaffles on November 01, 2024, 10:25:35 PMVery good.
I guess the ladyship would appreciate that kind of durability, with her butter fingers and all.
Butterfingers yourself, knucklehead! *Throws teacup at Waffles* I may have four eyes, but that just means my vision is FOR SURE good, so naturally my aim won't be off in the slightest because that's totally definitely how that works.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 03, 2024, 09:23:10 PM*A dead body is found in the library viz a candleztick bezoide zem*
Someone do clean that up before they stain the carpet.
Of course, right away. *whispers to a couple of nearby penguins, who head off with some cleaning supplies*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on November 04, 2024, 04:20:20 AMOh, God! She actually showed up.
Save me, Teer XD
You brought this upon yourself. 'Tis now time to reap the harvest you have sown.
*Clings to Teer anyway*.
*Ze Velociraptorz begin eatin' toazt in ze kitchen*
*begins heating up*
Rooood!
Or maybe you are just THAT honored ;)
*scales are now hot to the touch* I recommend you stop clinging, lest you get burnt.
*Puts marshmallows to scales*.
That's probably the first time you have been hot ;D
*the marshmallow catches fire*
Nooooo! It was innocent :'(
*Getz ze package containin' ze rezt o' ze marzhmallovz und zetz av o' zem on fire*
Monster :(!
*Laughz maniacally*
You could've blown it out. Now, please excuse me. I think they want help in the kitchens.
Where's that dang butler?
*calls from the kitchen* Sorry, gimme a moment.
Alright.
Just checking you hadn't abandoned me here with pyromaniac over there ;D
Mhmm. *continues business in the kitchen for several more minutes, then a penguin emerges ringing a bell* Dinner's ready!
Cool! What are we having?
Quote from: Luftwaffles on November 07, 2024, 10:17:20 PMAlright.
Just checking you hadn't abandoned me here with pyromaniac over there ;D
It's totes a compliment. Don't worry about it.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on November 08, 2024, 02:41:41 AMCool! What are we having?
... Waffles.
... Should I be worried?
*Ze Velociraptorz begin zrovin' pancakez back und forth*
*Vatchez viz interezt vhoilzt eatin' popcorn*
Ach, a chaze zcene. Major! *Keepz eatin' popcorn und vatchin'*
*serves dinner to the remaining guests* Wow, I'm surprised that worked so well.
>.>!
*Ze Velociraptorz zit doon und begin eatin' politely*
*serves the velociraptors some fancy wine*
(Zey dinnae drink.)
(Super awkward)
*the fancy wine is actually sparkling grape juice*
Do I have the power to fire you?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 10, 2024, 09:02:03 AM(Super awkward)
*the fancy wine is actually sparkling grape juice*
*Ze Velociraptorz politely drink ze zparklin' grape juice und chirp 'appily*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on November 10, 2024, 01:28:26 PMDo I have the power to fire you?
Zomebeazt mention fire? *Zetz Waffles' 'air on fire*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on November 10, 2024, 01:28:26 PMDo I have the power to fire you?
Are you the one hiring me?
You can leave a bad Google review, though.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 10, 2024, 09:58:09 PMQuote from: Luftwaffles on November 10, 2024, 01:28:26 PMDo I have the power to fire you?
Are you the one hiring me?
You can leave a bad Google review, though.
I'll have you know that your boss and I go WAY back. Hmph!
Oh, I have no doubt you're good friends, but she's the one paying me, not you. You could probably ask her to fire me, but you can't do it yourself, y'see?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 11, 2024, 02:34:58 AMOh, I have no doubt you're good friends, but she's the one paying me, not you. You could probably ask her to fire me, but you can't do it yourself, y'see?
Maybe I'll ask her to let me borrow you instead.
I'm a butler, dear sir, not a slave.
... And that is why I work for Corn, and not for you.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 12, 2024, 08:17:10 PM... And that is why I work for Corn, and not for you.
My poor, non-existing heart.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on November 12, 2024, 09:28:02 PMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 12, 2024, 08:17:10 PM... And that is why I work for Corn, and not for you.
My poor, non-existing heart.
'arp?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Harpo_Marx_playing_the_harp.jpeg)
(...Played by Harpo Marx?)
Ah, the harp. It would be most wonderful if you'd play us a tune, Hiag.
Ach, Ah cannae play. Cannae even really read muzic tae boot.
Ah, fair enough. Maybe Cedron will indulge us, then.
*Vone o' ze Velociraptorz ztartz playin' ze 'arp*
How delightful.
*Kidnaps a penguin*.
How rude. I suppose I shouldn't expect anything different from a dishwasher, though.
You are literally of nothing much, though XD
*Waffles getz mauled by a Velociraptor, vho zen returnz ze Penguin zafely*
*high fives the velociraptor* Good work.
*Ze Velociraptor chirpz 'appily*
HEY D:!
Thwarted.
Care for a kebab?
Yeah, sure.
They're fruity ones.
*Zetz fire tae a mattrezz und zen hovlz*
MY KEBABS!
... What about them?
Vhy, are zey on ze mattrezz...?