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General Boards => The Cellars => Topic started by: Izeroth on February 01, 2015, 05:49:36 AM

Poll
Question: If gryphons could griff graphs, how many graphs would gryphons griff?
Option 1: Ten votes: 1
Option 2: Twenty votes: 8
Option 3: None votes: 7
Title: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on February 01, 2015, 05:49:36 AM
 The victim of this month is... *drumroll* Skarzs! Step right up here and face your doom!

Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Delthion on February 01, 2015, 06:13:47 AM
Just regather Faiy, Corn and Rachel for a month. That would be simple.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 01, 2015, 06:28:50 AM
Sadists.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on February 01, 2015, 06:43:39 AM
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Introduce him to his cousins and force him to be polite. I hate being with cousins and forced to be polite.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on February 01, 2015, 07:51:03 AM
  Skarzsy-chan, do you know how dimwitted most cave trolls are?  I've heard they can only form the simplest of sentences and can barely hold conversations, if at all.  You must have had to be taught so much to be able to understand what we're talking about.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on February 01, 2015, 08:25:10 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on February 01, 2015, 07:51:03 AM
  Skarzsy-chan, do you know how dimwitted most cave trolls are?  I've heard they can only form the simplest of sentences and can barely hold conversations, if at all.  You must have had to be taught so much to be able to understand what we're talking about.

They can't hold a candle to us badgers, they'll most likely burn themselves. Aye, your torture will be fun. >:)
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Mask on February 01, 2015, 09:45:40 AM
And they're fat.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: James Gryphon on February 01, 2015, 03:01:10 PM
What has eight arms and a crust?

An octopie!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 01, 2015, 03:12:31 PM
Not sure what you guys were trying to accomplish, because I'm only mildly annoyed.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Cornflower MM on February 01, 2015, 06:40:56 PM
Quote from: Delthion on February 01, 2015, 06:13:47 AM
Just regather Faiy, Corn and Rachel for a month. That would be simple.

Indeed! Gather up with Rain, and it would be perfect!

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on February 01, 2015, 06:43:39 AM
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Introduce him to his cousins and force him to be polite. I hate being with cousins and forced to be polite.

OI! I love being with my cousin! *Smacks Ash on the head with my frying pan* I'm not voting.
Skar, would you like some help?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on February 01, 2015, 07:08:17 PM
 It's too late to save him now! He must learn about the inferiority of trolls!

Trolls are inferior for a multitude of reasons. Firstly, they have made no significant contributions to science or civilization as a whole. Secondly, despite having existed around a long as humans, they still live in barbaric tribes and societies, with no real civilization. Thirdly, many subspecies of troll turn to stone in sunlight. Clearly, this shows a lack of development and biological progress. While other species march on, trolls are stuck in the Stone Age (no pun intended).
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Cornflower MM on February 01, 2015, 07:12:03 PM
Skar, can I introduce Iz to my frying pan?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on February 01, 2015, 09:21:28 PM
If any one knows how to torturer Skarzs It would be me ;D ;). *Holds up a bar of chocolate* Look what I have *Starts eating the bar slowly and luxuriously right in front of him not sharing any of it* 

Quote from: Delthion on February 01, 2015, 06:13:47 AM
Just regather Faiy, Corn and Rachel for a month. That would be simple.

Actually it was Me Corn and Blose.  ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 01, 2015, 09:24:30 PM
;-; Chocolate. . .

Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 01, 2015, 07:12:03 PM
Skar, can I introduce Iz to my frying pan?
If you feel so inclined.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on February 01, 2015, 09:26:10 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 01, 2015, 07:12:03 PM
Skar, can I introduce Iz to my frying pan?

If you introduce me to your frying pan, I'll introduce you to my airship fleet.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 01, 2015, 09:29:50 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on February 01, 2015, 07:08:17 PM
Trolls are inferior for a multitude of reasons. Firstly, they have made no significant contributions to science or civilization as a whole. Secondly, despite having existed around a long as humans, they still live in barbaric tribes and societies, with no real civilization. Thirdly, many subspecies of troll turn to stone in sunlight. Clearly, this shows a lack of development and biological progress. While other species march on, trolls are stuck in the Stone Age (no pun intended).
But we have spanned world-wide, found materials humans would only dream about, and have a stable society. Yes, some trolls are sun-intolerant; it's a disease or allergy, like celiac disease. It is often inherited through families.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on February 01, 2015, 09:33:46 PM
 WHICH PROVES THAT YOUR GENES ARE INFERIOR! Clearly, your race's biological development has been stunted because of your underground lifestyle. Your genes have been irreparably damaged because of your lack of outside experience.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Lady Amber on February 01, 2015, 10:00:41 PM
What did one horse say to the other horse?
You're my NEIGHbor!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on February 01, 2015, 10:43:37 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 01, 2015, 09:24:30 PM
;-; Chocolate. . .


All right, all right, all right, Here *Gives Skarzs the chocolate* Just don't give me that face.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 02, 2015, 05:37:12 AM
^.^
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Banya on February 02, 2015, 08:07:26 AM
*spits it out when he realizes Faiy gave him unsweeted, generic-brand chocolate that tastes like a bar of soap, leaving a bitter aftertaste*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 02, 2015, 02:03:39 PM
But dark chocolate is the best. . . :(
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: LT Sandpaw on February 02, 2015, 02:06:51 PM

Ok Skarzs what did the Chicken say when he barley made it across the road??
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 02, 2015, 05:18:25 PM
Barley?

He said nothing: chickens don't talk.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: LT Sandpaw on February 02, 2015, 05:40:32 PM

Clucktch hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Søren on February 02, 2015, 07:09:35 PM
Skarz:
A rooster sits on the very tip of a house. Completely even on both sides. One day, it lays an egg. Which way does the egg roll? Left or right?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 02, 2015, 07:47:51 PM
That's a freak of nature.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Banya on February 02, 2015, 08:21:42 PM
Skarzs: What's brown and sticky?

:D

A stick.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Søren on February 02, 2015, 09:15:59 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 02, 2015, 07:47:51 PM
That's a freak of nature.
Yup, roosters don't lay eggs.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 02, 2015, 09:20:13 PM
Ve could alvayz juzt be noice tae each ozer for vonce...But zen zere'z coffee an' tea, zae......
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Søren on February 02, 2015, 09:25:55 PM
Nope. WE. MUST. TORMENT!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 02, 2015, 10:31:10 PM
And you're doing a terrible job of it. ::) This isn't torment, this is simply annoyance.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Søren on February 02, 2015, 10:33:33 PM
How much can you expect from people hundreds of miles away?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: LT Sandpaw on February 02, 2015, 10:33:56 PM
Why did the troll hide under the bridge?? ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on February 03, 2015, 01:18:13 AM
 Because he was afraid of turning to stone! Har har har!

I've got another one-- why did the troll cross the road?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 03, 2015, 01:25:53 AM
You're going to tell me.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on February 03, 2015, 04:50:59 AM
It was dark chocolate! (A bit late on that one) *gets out a container of ice cream(the kind that is half chocolate and half vanilla) and two spoons and hands one to Skarzs, plops myself down next to Skarzs and starts eating the vanilla ice cream strait from the container* Come on Skarzs have some ice cream while we watch these people turn purple and blue in their efforts to torturer you, I find their pitiful attempts quite amusing.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on February 03, 2015, 09:15:57 AM
Hello? Is this Eolyiaf here?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Delthion on February 03, 2015, 04:16:51 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on February 03, 2015, 04:50:59 AM
It was dark chocolate! (A bit late on that one) *gets out a container of ice cream(the kind that is half chocolate and half vanilla) and two spoons and hands one to Skarzs, plops myself down next to Skarzs and starts eating the vanilla ice cream strait from the container* Come on Skarzs have some ice cream while we watch these people turn purple and blue in their efforts to torturer you, I find their pitiful attempts quite amusing.

I recognize my lack of skill at annoying Skarzs and choose to remain out of it so I don't make a fool of myself. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 03, 2015, 06:28:49 PM
Thanks, Faiy! Oh, look at them flail their arms around: so amusing. ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 03, 2015, 06:31:26 PM
Quote from: Delthion on February 03, 2015, 04:16:51 PM
I recognize my lack of skill at annoying Skarzs and choose to remain out of it so I don't make a fool of myself. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Tae late for zat...NYuk Nyuk Nyuk!!!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 03, 2015, 07:45:05 PM
;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Delthion on February 03, 2015, 07:45:44 PM
Wow! Stoneface has used the grin smiley two times in a row!!!!!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 03, 2015, 07:46:22 PM
It's a medical condition.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: LT Sandpaw on February 03, 2015, 08:15:20 PM

I would like to remind Skarzs of his rather shameful relations, the internet trolls, his relation to them makes him almost as despicable, the fact that he does not to correct their annoying behavior shows he is despicable. Jack rabbits do not have this problem, clearly we are superior in both appearance and aptitude. Instead of being a responsible relation he ignores the dishonoring actions of his fellows, he clearly supports their despicable actions. For Shame Troll. I have said the word Despicable many times for he is truly despicable.


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Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 03, 2015, 08:33:27 PM
*Slaps Sandpaw.* That enough retribution for ya?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: LT Sandpaw on February 03, 2015, 09:09:08 PM

I DID IT I WIN!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Mask on February 04, 2015, 06:01:25 AM
Yes, yes you did win a slap. Congrats.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on February 04, 2015, 08:42:32 PM
 If trolls could roll rolls, how many rolls would a troll roll?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Jetthebinturong on February 04, 2015, 09:01:54 PM
A troll could roll as many rolls as a troll could roll if a troll could roll rolls
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rusvul on February 04, 2015, 09:02:28 PM
2d6+8
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Cornflower MM on February 04, 2015, 10:44:36 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on February 03, 2015, 04:50:59 AM
It was dark chocolate! (A bit late on that one) *gets out a container of ice cream(the kind that is half chocolate and half vanilla) and two spoons and hands one to Skarzs, plops myself down next to Skarzs and starts eating the vanilla ice cream strait from the container* Come on Skarzs have some ice cream while we watch these people turn purple and blue in their efforts to torturer you, I find their pitiful attempts quite amusing.

*Walks over with a small container of coffee ice cream and a spoon* Mind if I sit with you? :P
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 05, 2015, 01:39:23 AM
Sure! Mind you don't get hit by the flailing numbskulls around here.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on February 05, 2015, 03:28:07 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 05, 2015, 01:39:23 AM
Sure! Mind you don't get hit by the flailing numbskulls around here.

The only numbskull here is you, troll. Your skull is so numb, in fact, that I bet you wouldn't even notice if someone brained you with a halberd.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 05, 2015, 04:03:16 AM
I believe the term is "well protected".
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: James Gryphon on February 05, 2015, 04:04:35 AM
What's made out of rock and glazed with sugar?

A cinnamon troll!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 05, 2015, 04:18:20 AM
_  _
O_O
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on February 05, 2015, 09:14:07 AM
I LOVE EATING A CINNAMON TROLL WITH MY VANILLA COFFEE.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Mhera on February 05, 2015, 02:53:34 PM
Hey Skarzs, how do trolls get around town?

They ride the trolley!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 05, 2015, 03:00:08 PM
That one's actually pretty good.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: LT Sandpaw on February 05, 2015, 04:14:17 PM

Skarzs have you ever heard the Troll song?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 05, 2015, 05:25:36 PM
Trololololololol, lah la la lahh.
Tra ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee, ah ah ah aahhhhhhh, ya ya yaaaaa, ya ya yaaa yaaa ya ya.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on February 06, 2015, 08:51:38 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on February 03, 2015, 09:15:57 AM
Hello? Is this Eolyiaf here?
What! no, *Is insulted that you could mistake me for her*

Quote from: Delthion on February 03, 2015, 07:45:44 PM
Wow! Stoneface has used the grin smiley two times in a row!!!!!

I think I am rubbing off on him.  ;D

Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 06, 2015, 09:23:22 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 03, 2015, 07:46:22 PM
It's a medical condition.
^

Quote from: Faiyloe on February 06, 2015, 08:51:38 PM
Quote from: Delthion on February 03, 2015, 07:45:44 PM
Wow! Stoneface has used the grin smiley two times in a row!!!!!
I think I am rubbing off on him.  ;D
No.
. . .
Maybe.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on February 06, 2015, 11:24:18 PM
I must be contagious.  ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on February 07, 2015, 01:48:28 AM
 What's a troll's favorite music?

Rock! :D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on February 07, 2015, 03:01:06 AM
Why did the troll troll?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 07, 2015, 04:49:08 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on February 06, 2015, 11:24:18 PM
I must be contagious.  ;D
You're right, you're a disease. ;D :P
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on February 07, 2015, 04:58:35 AM
Oh of course so now it's all my fault.  ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Søren on February 07, 2015, 05:23:01 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 07, 2015, 04:49:08 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on February 06, 2015, 11:24:18 PM
I must be contagious.  ;D
You're right, you're a disease. ;D :P
Quote from: Faiyloe on February 07, 2015, 04:58:35 AM
Oh of course so now it's all my fault.  ;D
Aren't they cute when they fight? ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 07, 2015, 05:31:29 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on February 07, 2015, 04:58:35 AM
Oh of course so now it's all my fault.  ;D
Please see my sig.

;D

Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 07, 2015, 05:23:01 AM
Aren't they cute when they fight? ;D
Isn't he cute when he's squished?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Delthion on February 07, 2015, 01:25:24 PM
You know Soren, you're right! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Søren on February 07, 2015, 02:42:31 PM
You can't squish is both, Skarz. You butt isn't that big.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on February 07, 2015, 03:09:48 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 07, 2015, 05:31:29 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on February 07, 2015, 04:58:35 AM
Oh of course so now it's all my fault.  ;D
Please see my sig.

;D

Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 07, 2015, 05:23:01 AM
Aren't they cute when they fight? ;D
Isn't he cute when he's squished?

My thought's exactly.  ;D

Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 07, 2015, 02:42:31 PM
You can't squish is both, Skarz. You butt isn't that big.

He could squish you with his big toe if he wanted to!  ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Delthion on February 07, 2015, 04:44:27 PM
But he's saying that Skarzs can't squish both Soren and me. ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 07, 2015, 08:59:24 PM
*Squishes them both.* See? All I have to do is use my two hands. ::)
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on February 07, 2015, 09:24:50 PM
 *Jots down notes in notebook* Intriguing. Prolonged harassment makes subject violent.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: James Gryphon on February 07, 2015, 09:31:52 PM
All trowls are like that.


Q: How did the trowl earn dole for coal?

A: He stole a toll from ole souls on a stroll.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Delthion on February 07, 2015, 10:12:59 PM
*Dodges Stoneface's fingers.* Haha! *Falls off cliff.* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Cornflower MM on February 07, 2015, 10:17:05 PM
. . . . . . . . Really? *Is banging head on desk*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on February 07, 2015, 11:37:03 PM
Actually He probably would have just sat around and let his threats be just threats if I hadn't prompted him to go threw with it.  ;D Skarzses signature is becoming more true all the time.  ;D   
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 08, 2015, 12:49:36 AM
Fun.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: LT Sandpaw on February 08, 2015, 12:51:42 AM

Hey I know what's fun, lets go on some crazy roller-coaster
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on February 08, 2015, 02:04:05 AM
You do that LT.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on February 08, 2015, 03:23:51 AM
 Q: What do you call a troll that's going downhill?

A: A rolling stone.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: LT Sandpaw on February 10, 2015, 12:15:36 AM

How do you annoy a troll.

YELL FEED THE BEAST!

That was a really bad one :-X
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 10, 2015, 12:39:04 AM
Ya think?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on February 10, 2015, 11:16:18 PM
 Q: Why did Skarzs cross the road?

A: To get away from us.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 11, 2015, 12:19:11 AM
Good idea.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on February 12, 2015, 04:54:50 AM
Why don't we cross the road with Izzy and throw him of the bridge.  ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 12, 2015, 05:35:33 PM
That would be awesome!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on February 12, 2015, 08:02:02 PM
Then what are you waiting for?  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 12, 2015, 08:06:17 PM
Taco toime ah reckon...
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Søren on February 13, 2015, 03:20:29 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 12, 2015, 08:06:17 PM
Taco toime ah reckon...
That was perfect.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on February 13, 2015, 09:07:31 PM
 Almost as perfect as the look on Skarzs' face will be when he realizes there are no bridges in the vicinity.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 13, 2015, 09:09:39 PM
I shall make a bridge. *Picks up Izeroth and finds a bridge to make.*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on February 14, 2015, 04:42:05 AM
I can be of service *Takes pen and uses it to make a bridge one that spans a cannion with a little silver river at the very bottom* How is that?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 14, 2015, 06:32:46 AM
Testing is required. *Tosses Izeroth down the gorge.*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on February 14, 2015, 03:11:16 PM
Wooh! Cliff diving! *Jumps*

SPLAT
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on February 14, 2015, 03:12:20 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on February 14, 2015, 03:11:16 PM
Wooh! Cliff diving! *Jumps*

SPLAT

That's always nice.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on February 14, 2015, 03:22:41 PM
Oh yeah. I love cliff diving, actually. It's fun! As long as there is no splat afterwards, that is...
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on February 14, 2015, 04:14:41 PM
Looks like Izzie's the victim now.  ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Mhera on February 14, 2015, 04:20:05 PM
Bimonthly victim of the month?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 14, 2015, 04:58:25 PM
It's only been two weeks, and already you all have forgotten who is torturing who.
Can't say I'm surprised, though: this happens with all those topics made to torture me.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on February 14, 2015, 05:02:38 PM
 That was quite fun! This goes against the zoning regulations, however, and therefore I will have to rain on your metaphorical parade.

*blows up bridge with dynamite*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 14, 2015, 05:04:13 PM
:(
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on February 14, 2015, 05:58:25 PM
There is still the canyon, We can throw him in there! ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on February 14, 2015, 06:00:24 PM
True! Ready for round two, Izeroth? Bah, doesn't matter. *Tosses Izeroth over the edge.*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on February 15, 2015, 03:12:13 AM
*Tortures Skarzs*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 14, 2015, 04:13:31 AM
I nominate Rain as victim of the month of March.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 14, 2015, 04:18:24 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 14, 2015, 04:13:31 AM
I nominate Rain as victim of the month of March.

  I beg your pardon?  I think not, my good troll!  No Time Lord should be submitted to such lame torture as the members of this forum could offer!  If we must be tortured, we prefer much worse that what you all have been bringing to the table so far.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 14, 2015, 04:19:45 AM
I still put Rain up for nomination, holding forth her claim that she must be tortured far worse than I was to be bound to.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on March 14, 2015, 06:05:24 PM
 *Climbs out of the gorge* Sorry, folks, but I had a bit of a run-in with some of Skarzs' deranged cousins down there, and... yeah.

Ahem! The victim of the month is...... *drumroll*

Rainshadow!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 14, 2015, 07:50:27 PM
  I seriously doubt that the whole "time paradox" torture is gonna work, you guys.  I ain't bugged by paradoxes.  I like paradoxes.  They're wonderfully confusing.  ^-^
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: James Gryphon on March 14, 2015, 07:52:29 PM
I think I've got a better one: stalk the brownie game, and refuse to let her win, ever.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 14, 2015, 07:53:31 PM
  That already happens, so...  :P
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: James Gryphon on March 14, 2015, 07:59:57 PM
Well, it was the best I could come up with on the fly.

I'm just slightly ;) irritated by the guessing game thing. I'm not sure exactly why.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 14, 2015, 08:00:42 PM
  What guessing game thing?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: James Gryphon on March 14, 2015, 08:03:56 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on every single post on that topic ever
I refuse to let you be correct!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 14, 2015, 08:15:17 PM
  You, good sir, are wrong!  There was a time in which I said something other than that line.

Quote from: Rainshadow on February 18, 2013, 10:38:02 PM
  Nay, 'tis only I.  ;D
Quote from: Rainshadow on February 18, 2013, 11:16:35 PM
  Yep!
Quote from: Rainshadow on February 18, 2013, 11:40:07 PM
  Yesh.

  See?  You just have to check the first couple of pages.  ;)
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: James Gryphon on March 14, 2015, 08:16:23 PM
Har har.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 14, 2015, 08:21:32 PM
  Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...  ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: James Gryphon on March 14, 2015, 08:23:21 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/bHfXNE0684iti/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 14, 2015, 08:24:09 PM
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyh5s73JG1rn95k2o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: James Gryphon on March 14, 2015, 08:44:03 PM

(And that picture is simultaneously hilarious and horrifying.)
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 14, 2015, 08:59:09 PM
(http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/z341/pcongiusta/indy10.gif)

  What did I just watch?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 14, 2015, 09:47:08 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 14, 2015, 08:24:09 PM
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyh5s73JG1rn95k2o1_400.gif)
I believe you have used that one on me before.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 14, 2015, 09:52:57 PM
  Yes, yes I have.  I like that GIF.  ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on March 14, 2015, 11:35:51 PM
 Alright, I have a paradox!

Bob creates a time machine and goes back in time to save his grandfather from dying of a heart attack. He does this easily, but inadvertently creates a problem: because Bob's grandfather never died of a heart attack, Bob never needed or cared to make a time machine in the first place. Therefore, he never actually saved his grandfather... or did he?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 14, 2015, 11:41:59 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on March 14, 2015, 11:35:51 PM
Alright, I have a paradox!

Bob creates a time machine and goes back in time to save his grandfather from dying of a heart attack. He does this easily, but inadvertently creates a problem: because Bob's grandfather never died of a heart attack, Bob never needed or cared to make a time machine in the first place. Therefore, he never actually saved his grandfather... or did he?

  Because of the paradox, the universe tears itself apart and eventually is erased from all of time and space.  Luckily, this is just hypothetical, and so our universe will keep on going.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on March 15, 2015, 04:01:45 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 14, 2015, 09:47:08 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 14, 2015, 08:24:09 PM
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyh5s73JG1rn95k2o1_400.gif)
I believe you have used that one on me before.

You know that movie used to terrify my little sister.  ;D :P
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Hickory on March 15, 2015, 04:24:01 PM
Meh heh heh heh heh...
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on March 16, 2015, 02:14:10 PM
 You know, I think dragons are pretty outdated. I mean, who needs them now, when we can just do everything with phones or computers? Honestly, if I wanted to destroy something with fire, I'd just use a drone.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Mhera on March 16, 2015, 02:18:25 PM
Dragons are sooooooo 13th century.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Delthion on March 16, 2015, 02:37:06 PM
They were already out of style then! They were supposed to be extinct by the fourth century, but my hunters failed...
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 16, 2015, 04:16:23 PM
  Dragons aren't tools, they're friends.  Companions.  That some of them wish to help is just a side benefit.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 16, 2015, 04:40:43 PM
Hey, there is some use for dragons in the world, still! Don't let anyone tell you that they aren't good food.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on March 16, 2015, 06:03:45 PM
Skarzs, I don't care what your troll metabolism craves, Dragons are not on the menu. Here have an OITB instead.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 16, 2015, 06:08:50 PM
Aww. . .
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Skyblade on March 16, 2015, 06:32:07 PM
I remember a few years ago, I was at Korea for a trip and it was Thursday morning. We took an airplane back to my house in the USA. When we arrived, I saw that it was Thursday morning, even though the ride was about 13 hours long (Ikr).

THE DIFFERENT TIME ZONES OF THE WORLD.

Not really a paradox, but the best thing I could come up with in the moment :P
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 16, 2015, 06:33:42 PM
  This is not torture, it is mere amusement!  (Yeah, time zones really throw me off.  Takes me forever to adjust to a new time, and by that time I'm already in a different zone.  :P)
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 16, 2015, 07:05:21 PM
*Sprinkles salt on Rochil.*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 16, 2015, 07:20:02 PM
  I thought this thread was for torturing my mistress, not doing... whatever you are doing.

  He's trying to eat you, Rocky.

  He shall surely regret it.  I've been told by my numerous enemies that I taste quite terrible, even with salt seasoning my flesh.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Søren on March 16, 2015, 08:17:56 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 16, 2015, 07:20:02 PM
  I thought this thread was for torturing my mistress, not doing... whatever you are doing.

  He's trying to eat you, Rocky.

  He shall surely regret it.  I've been told by my numerous enemies that I taste quite terrible, even with salt seasoning my flesh.
I'm fairly certain you would taste great, like all dragons.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 16, 2015, 09:53:21 PM
  *Starts cracking up*  Rochil can't type right now because he's still giving me a face quite similar to this (but without the snow):

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5VEna_CUAA3TBS.png:large)

  Ahhhhh, disgusted dragons are hilarious.  ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on March 16, 2015, 10:08:47 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 16, 2015, 07:05:21 PM
*Sprinkles salt on Rochil.*

Skarzs! What did I tell you about eating endangered species! *Folds arms over chest disapprovingly*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Delthion on March 16, 2015, 10:12:38 PM
*Grandma voice.* Aww, they're so cute together!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Skyblade on March 16, 2015, 10:16:31 PM
Quote from: Delthion on March 16, 2015, 10:12:38 PM
*Grandma voice.* Aww their so cute together!

GRAMMAR ERROR! *removes the word "their" and replaces it with "they're"*

*Also inserts a comma after "Aww"*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 16, 2015, 10:26:39 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 16, 2015, 07:20:02 PM
  I thought this thread was for torturing my mistress, not doing... whatever you are doing.

  He's trying to eat you, Rocky.

  He shall surely regret it.  I've been told by my numerous enemies that I taste quite terrible, even with salt seasoning my flesh.
Hey, you shouldn't discount something until it's been tried. Like that one time I ate a bar of depleted uranium to see if it tasted as bad as they said it would. I dunno; I thought it tasted rather nice, though it was a bit unpleasant after digestion.

Quote from: Faiyloe on March 16, 2015, 10:08:47 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 16, 2015, 07:05:21 PM
*Sprinkles salt on Rochil.*
Skarzs! What did I tell you about eating endangered species! *Folds arms over chest disapprovingly*
Sorryyy. . .

Can I have this horned owl then?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on March 16, 2015, 10:31:18 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 16, 2015, 10:26:39 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 16, 2015, 07:20:02 PM
  I thought this thread was for torturing my mistress, not doing... whatever you are doing.

  He's trying to eat you, Rocky.

  He shall surely regret it.  I've been told by my numerous enemies that I taste quite terrible, even with salt seasoning my flesh.
Hey, you shouldn't discount something until it's been tried. Like that one time I ate a bar of depleted uranium to see if it tasted as bad as they said it would. I dunno; I thought it tasted rather nice, though it was a bit unpleasant after digestion.

Quote from: Faiyloe on March 16, 2015, 10:08:47 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 16, 2015, 07:05:21 PM
*Sprinkles salt on Rochil.*
Skarzs! What did I tell you about eating endangered species! *Folds arms over chest disapprovingly*
Sorryyy. . .

Can I have this horned owl then?

Hmmm... Oh alright...  :P
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 16, 2015, 10:33:41 PM
Yay! I'll have some Bengal tiger with it.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on March 16, 2015, 10:37:47 PM
No, no tigers.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 16, 2015, 10:40:54 PM
And you called me a stick in the mud. ;)
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Skyblade on March 16, 2015, 10:43:28 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 16, 2015, 10:33:41 PM
Yay! I'll have some Bengal tiger with it.

Excuse me?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Faiyloe on March 16, 2015, 10:46:42 PM
Your dietary habits are somewhat... disturbing at times. Besides they are endangered. Go eat something like a rabbit. They reproduce fast enough. Actually, you know what, I have no qualms with you eating extinct species. Let's borrow a time machine and hunt some dinosaurs  ;D.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 16, 2015, 11:20:19 PM
Awesome. ;D

Quote from: Skyblade on March 16, 2015, 10:43:28 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 16, 2015, 10:33:41 PM
Yay! I'll have some Bengal tiger with it.

Excuse me?
*Cough.* Nothing.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 16, 2015, 11:33:35 PM

No don't eat tigers their too cool, have this snake on a stick.
*Hands Skarzs a python on a spear*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on March 16, 2015, 11:53:44 PM
 You could always go to the Everglades. I'm sure they would be more than happy to feed you all their pythons....

Anyway, I have another paradox!

If a man time travels back to the 80s and accidentaly kills his past self, what happens? Surely, the man can't just disappear (if he disappeared, the past version never would never have been killed anyway, and the event would be made irrelevant), but, surely, everything can't just continue as usual?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 17, 2015, 12:11:07 AM
  *Sighs*  Have you never seen the Doctor Who episode, Father's Day?  Reapers show up and start to kill people until things are set straight.  In this case, it would be another person going back in time and stopping the man from killing himself.

  Y'know, this is probably the saddest form of torture I've ever been exposed to.  There is nothing torturous about this, other than that the torture is so lame it kinda hurts.  But not really.  ::)
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Mhera on March 17, 2015, 12:14:11 AM
So the Brownie Game torture is far more effective, correct?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on March 17, 2015, 12:56:14 AM
 There are two flaws with your logic.

1: Reapers don't exist.
2: Reapers don't exist.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Mask on March 17, 2015, 06:07:42 AM
HA! DOPEY TROLL, WILL YOU BE MY EATING BUDDY? HOW MANY TURTLES CAN YOU EAT IN A MINUTE? READY? GO!
*starts eating massive amounts of turtle*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 17, 2015, 04:43:13 PM
"Dopey"? An insult! You shall be crushed in your defeat! *Eats sea turtles by the dozen.*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 17, 2015, 04:47:56 PM
  Heh, my tormentors are arguing amongst themselves.  ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on March 17, 2015, 07:13:40 PM
*sigh*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 21, 2015, 11:26:04 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 17, 2015, 04:47:56 PM
  Heh, my tormentors are arguing amongst themselves.  ;D
You're worse than me.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Mask on March 22, 2015, 04:45:51 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 17, 2015, 04:43:13 PM
"Dopey"? An insult! You shall be crushed in your defeat! *Eats sea turtles by the dozen.*
GAHAHAHAH! *swallows nusery of baby turtles*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Søren on March 22, 2015, 04:50:30 AM
Quote from: The Mask on March 22, 2015, 04:45:51 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 17, 2015, 04:43:13 PM
"Dopey"? An insult! You shall be crushed in your defeat! *Eats sea turtles by the dozen.*
GAHAHAHAH! *swallows nusery of baby turtles*
*starts eating ADULT turtles, because that's how I rollz*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 22, 2015, 02:47:11 PM
  *Twiddles thumbs*  So... is this supposed to be torture?  'Cause if so, y'all're doin' a pretty terrible job.  I'm tortured more by the fact that I could very well recruit Fenris in Dragon Age II today if I wasn't going out of town for the entire day.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Søren on March 22, 2015, 02:50:59 PM
OR instead of trying to do all the things that are in the poll, we could bash anime.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 22, 2015, 02:52:59 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 22, 2015, 02:50:59 PM
OR instead of trying to do all the things that are in the poll, we could bash anime.

  ...Don't you dare.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Søren on March 22, 2015, 02:54:13 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!! I KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY IRRITATE HER!!!!!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 22, 2015, 02:54:57 PM
  Well, anyway, I'm gonna be gone for the entire day, so it won't bug me while I'm away.  Ha.  ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 22, 2015, 06:15:13 PM
Anime SUCKS!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on March 22, 2015, 06:19:03 PM
 Wow; looks like I found a weak spot.

Anime is terrible! I mean, a lot of the stories don't even make sense, and the people are so weird! If I wanted to watch a bunch of weirdos, I'd just go to the local pool!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Jetthebinturong on March 22, 2015, 06:26:36 PM
You insult anime without having watched any of it, that is unacceptable

If you insult anime, Rain is not the only one you annoy

Also you guys realise that anime is literally just a cartoon made in Japan right? Anime translates to "animation" to them Spongebob is anime
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on March 22, 2015, 06:28:06 PM
 I don't really have anything against anime; I just want to irritate Rain  :P
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 22, 2015, 06:38:37 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on March 22, 2015, 06:26:36 PM
You insult anime without having watched any of it, that is unacceptable

If you insult anime, Rain is not the only one you annoy

Also you guys realise that anime is literally just a cartoon made in Japan right? Anime translates to "animation" to them Spongebob is anime
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/106/157/hey-beetlejuice-doris-joker-funny-demotivational-poster-1231432214.jpg)
Dude, take a chill pill. First off, this is intended only to annoy Rain, and is all for fun. Second, we're allowed to not like something without someone trying to insist that we can't have those views.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Jetthebinturong on March 22, 2015, 07:08:00 PM
Views and opinions should be based on experience and reason

Again Rain is not the only person that'll get annoyed by you insulting anime
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 22, 2015, 08:33:11 PM
That is assuming I haven't seen any anime; I have seen several, so I think you can and should respect my view.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Søren on March 22, 2015, 08:45:32 PM
*leaves before I get in trouble...again*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Delthion on March 23, 2015, 04:13:43 AM
Meh...Jet, calm down, it doesn't really matter. I don't care that you like anime, I don't care for anime myself, but we are merely trying to pester Rain. So please leave it be.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Jetthebinturong on March 23, 2015, 07:44:50 AM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on March 23, 2015, 03:11:57 AM
I also get far too aggressive when defending my point of view *cough*VictimoftheMonth*cough* as I find it difficult to convey emotion over the internet (I was actually going for mild irritation in that case).
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on March 23, 2015, 07:59:59 AM
Why did you repeat insult anime?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: The Skarzs on March 23, 2015, 01:04:07 PM
'Cuz there hasn't been found another more annoying thing to pester Rain with.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Rainshadow on March 23, 2015, 07:30:38 PM
  Eh, it probably bugs Jet more than it bugs me.  After all, I can simply ignore this thread and it won't bother me at all.  Heh.  ;D
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on March 23, 2015, 07:33:13 PM
 You could ignore this thread, but you obviously won't.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Søren on March 23, 2015, 07:36:20 PM
How about we snicker and not tell Rain what we're talking about.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Søren on June 15, 2015, 04:23:52 AM
*revive*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on June 15, 2015, 05:51:53 AM
 Why did you have to revive this?

This month's victim... is.... James Gryphon!
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Banya on June 15, 2015, 03:19:52 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

That was unnecessary, but yeah.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Cornflower MM on June 15, 2015, 03:23:38 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on March 22, 2015, 07:08:00 PM
Views and opinions should be based on experience and reason

Again Rain is not the only person that'll get annoyed by you insulting anime

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *Could say something but won't*

What annoys James, guys? Anyone know?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Banya on June 15, 2015, 03:33:22 PM
 ;)

James dislikes...
when gryphons are compared to their inferior relatives, the hippogriffs
when people get their facts wrong concerning Star Wars, Star Trek, Superman, and Redwall
when people spill/ruin his iced tea
when people hate on cats
when people hate on Texas  <-- !!!
Pittsburgh
shipping
doing laundry
computer problems
heavy metal music

Sorry, James.  Don't be angry.  You are the chosen one.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Izeroth on June 15, 2015, 04:33:48 PM
 Star Trek.... isn't that basically the same thing as Star Wars?
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Banya on June 15, 2015, 04:46:15 PM
I'm not aware of any difference.  They both have a planet called Crypton, or somthing like that, I think.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Cornflower MM on June 15, 2015, 06:25:59 PM
What is Star Trek and Star Wars, anyways? (Oh, wow, James and I are a lot alike.) *Trips and spills pitcher iof iced tea*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Banya on June 16, 2015, 07:00:16 PM
*spills basket of clean laundry*
It's just not our day, is it, Corn?

James, I looked this up for you:
Aerosmith is performing in Hidalgo, TX on June 30
Def Leppard will be in Dallas on August 21
Motley Crue will be in Houston on Sept. 5
You'll like heavy metal once you hear it live.
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Cornflower MM on June 17, 2015, 07:26:12 PM
No, not really Banya! *Puts two cups of sugar into iced tea*
Title: Re: Victim of the month
Post by: Banya on June 18, 2015, 11:37:06 AM
Hope our hippogriff friend is having a better day than we are. :D

How's the weather for you today, Corn?