Corrupt-a-Wish

[glassowater]

Granted: I will now post direction to 80th street.

granted but when you try to ask for something, everyone is still silent

I wish I could go the eighties

[Rainshadow]

  I wish that Glassowater had put a wish.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's really cheesy.

I wish that I could complete my chores before four thirty today.

[Gingivere Greeneyes]

Granted, but you did a terrible job and all the things you were cleaning are still dirty!

I wish that a bagel would appear before me right now, and I could eat it.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you're allergic to it.

  I wish that I didn't have to do what I'm doing.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but you have to do it on Saturday

I wish I had more dog books

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they're children's books.

  I wish that I could get a really good idea for my book.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but it's already taken

I wish I had the prince Caspian soundtrack

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but then you're put in jail for stealing it.

  I wish that I could just finish what I was doing.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but you don't finish it until after eight hours

I wish they put more dogs in the Redwall and Narnia series

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but the dogs are always the bad guys.

  I wish that people didn't get sick.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but when they get better, they act all rude

I wish that I could see another band live (particularly OneRepublic)

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you've got the most horrible spot ever, and the band doesn't sound good that night.  (Just like the one time I went to see Michael W. Smith.  He was sick and didn't have a voice.)

  I wish that I wasn't arachnophobic.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, now you're afraid of snakes

I wish that it didn't take so long for my hair to dry

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's because you're bald.

  I wish that I had no fear.