Corrupt-a-Wish

Hickory · January 20, 2015, 07:30:18 PM

Granted, 'cept the copy it makes is extremely small.

I wish I could live a long, happy life as a redwaller.

Eulaliaaa! · January 20, 2015, 11:48:36 PM

Granted, you build a giant replica of Redwall Abbey. You spend the rest of your life talking to imaginary Redwallers and everyone thinks you're insane.

I wish I had wings and could fly.

Mhera · January 21, 2015, 08:27:33 PM

Granted, but you go to close to the sun and die an Icarus-like death because your wings fry.

I wish that James is entertained by my reply to the previous wish.

James Gryphon · January 21, 2015, 08:37:38 PM

Granted, but he's also upset because he doesn't like "you die" as an answer. He's so upset, you get upset. You're so upset that you die of sadness.

I wish that Daniel and Redwall Musician were back full-time.

Hickory · January 21, 2015, 09:02:04 PM

Done. Everyone but you adn the two you mentioned are now inactive.

James Gryphon · January 21, 2015, 09:05:48 PM

Granted; you're never able to log on to the forum again, ever. (That is what you wanted, right?)

I wish that I owned a NHL franchise.

Søren · January 21, 2015, 09:12:51 PM

Granted, but no one likes hockey anymore and you loose money. and you die.
I wish I was at home.

Hickory · January 21, 2015, 10:47:12 PM

*Bing* you are at home. BUt it becomes the worst experience ever.

I wish I was homeschooled.

SilentSam · January 22, 2015, 12:01:03 AM

Granted, the school is now at your home.
I wish that Canada.

Izeroth · January 22, 2015, 12:49:04 AM

Granted. Canada appears on top of you, instantly crushing you to death.

I wish I had a pet archeoptertx.

SilentSam · January 22, 2015, 01:20:38 AM

Granted, it eats you.
I wish that non-poisonous friendly snake.

Delthion · January 22, 2015, 01:30:59 AM

Granted, you have it but the Police impound it and you never ever see it again!

I wish for something that I had Skyrim!

Lady Amber · January 22, 2015, 01:39:02 AM

Granted, but you play it so much that your mom bans you from ever playing it again.

I wish that I could write a proper story.

Delthion · January 22, 2015, 01:41:04 AM

Granted! While it has all of the makings of a real story, it has a terrible plot development and storyline! All of your friends are ashamed of you and you runaway into the forest, hoping someone will forget who you are... (Wow, that was really depressing.)

I wish that I could be in a real life version of All Creatures Great and Small.

Mhera · January 22, 2015, 06:19:18 PM

Granted, but you get trampled by a large creature and *almost* die

I wish that everyone would use a blinker (turn signal) when driving

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