Kreg's Pug Emporium

[Kreg]

*Walks in through the storeroom door.*

Hallo, Hast thou any Newfoundlands?

No, this is a pug emporium not a Newfoundland emporium.

*slams door open*

I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER

what happened?

Well this Kreg man over here tried to sell me a royal pug, but we checked his dna on ancestry.com and he doesn't have a drop of royal blood! I demand a full refund

Ancestry.com does not work on pugs, plain and simple.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*A youthful dolphin walks in*  Hello!  My name is Herman, and I would like 16 of your finest pugs.

[Russa Nodrey]

Yup, this one. *Gestures to a tiny pug wearing a tiny hat* I shall name her Penelope.

So you want a wonderland pug! Nice choice!

So do you have dog food and bowls and the such or would you like to buy some here?

Ooh, I forgot about that stuff. What type of pug food do you recommend?

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is waiting for customer service*

[lass of something much]

*A youthful dolphin walks in*  Hello!  My name is Herman, and I would like 16 of your finest pugs.

dolphin? o.0

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Please don't act discriminatory against me.

[Kreg]

One second Herman.

]Ooh, I forgot about that stuff. What type of pug food do you recommend?

I would recommend Jerry's pug food, one of our cheapest, but good quality pug kind of pug food.

[lass of something much]

Please don't act discriminatory against me.

I'm not, simply didn't know that you were a dolphin.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

I see.  That's totally fine.

[lass of something much]

I'm glad you think so. 
how's your sister Amber?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Sorry, I'm a little confused.  Who's Amber?

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is still waiting for customer service*

[Kreg]

*Hands Russa receipt*
Have a nice day miss!


Hey Teer, since it seems you've been waiting for quite a while now, what would you like?

[Russa Nodrey]

*Hands Russa receipt*
Have a nice day miss!

Thank you!

*Penelope jumps into my backpack and we exit*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Hands Russa receipt*
Have a nice day miss!


Hey Teer, since it seems you've been waiting for quite a while now, what would you like?

I'd like to get a pug. Ideally, I'd like a female that enjoys motorcycling. Do you have any pugs of that description?