Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you can only design purple dragons.

I wish that I lived in a house, not an apartment.

[Delthion]

Granted, you live in a doll house.

I wish for a happy weekend and that the Hoosiers would crush who their playing today.

[Izeroth]

 Granted. The Hoosiers literally crush the other team and all get arrested for life.

I wish that I had less homework.

[Delthion]

Granted, you die.

And the Hoosiers beat the Missouri Tigers 31-27. YAY!!!!

I wish that I would become a senior member.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but no one likes you any more.

I wish that my music teacher wasn't so busy.

[Delthion]

Granted, she quits.

I wish that they would make a new Star Trek TV show.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's so cheesy and horrible that Star Trek is ruined for you forever. (Serves you right for making my music teacher quit).

I wish that I had wifi at my house.

[Delthion]

Granted, but then the doctor who version of wifi comes and kills everyone.

I wish that people would join my RP.

[Gwen A. Mouse]

Granted, but too many people join and end up taking over the plot, despite your attempts to railroad them in the right direction.

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

[Delthion]

Granted, you die.

I wish for [fill in the blank].

[James Gryphon]

Granted. Every open space in the universe is filled. Humanity suffocates.

I wish I had a decent pair of house slippers.

[Delthion]

Granted, unfortunately you move too South America and forget to kick the top of them when you wake up in the morning, a scorpion was resting in them and it stings you, and you die.

I wish to live in either Norway or Ireland.

[James Gryphon]

Both granted. The Earth's tectonic plates suddenly shift, crushing the two countries together. Almost everyone is killed and all of the cities are destroyed, but the surviving inhabitants of the new country of "Ireway" are spitefully welcoming tourists, so that they can loot them and use the wealth to rebuild their fortunes. They would be glad to have you. Bring as much money as you can, in cash form.

I wish that this knee wasn't bothering me.

[Izeroth]

 Granted. Your knee falls off and never bothers you again.

I wish passenger pigeons weren't extinct anymore.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted!  Passenger pigeons are put on a watch list and are bred exclusively, to try and bring back the population, so the pigeons make a quick comeback.  So quick, in fact, that they start breeding too quickly for other species to start eating them, and within a few years, the earth is overwhelmed with so many passenger pigeons that we run out of resources and slowly, yet surely, all life dwindles down into nothing.

  I wish that I could get rid of my throat infection and my cold.