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Started by Matthias720, March 20, 2012, 08:07:14 PM

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SilentSam

Granted, but it explodes once it flies.
I wish I could live longer than everyone in the world.
;D~~~~Silent~~~~Sam~~~~Squirrel~~~ ;D
HEHE!

I AM SAM ;D
Cicha sam jest najlepszym redwall znaków!

Delthion

Granted, you become like a Timelord. The last one and forever lonely, all of your friends and family have long since died out, your family line has died out.

I wish that I would finish writing my book by December.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

SilentSam

Granted, but you rush so no one will like it. ;D
I wish that I could finish my project today.
;D~~~~Silent~~~~Sam~~~~Squirrel~~~ ;D
HEHE!

I AM SAM ;D
Cicha sam jest najlepszym redwall znaków!

James Gryphon

Granted, but it was due yesterday. ;)

I wish I had three bags of chips and three jars of hot salsa.
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Izeroth

 Granted. The salsa is so hot that it burns your tongue off.

I wish that I had a hexagonal trapezoid.

LT Sandpaw


Granted but its the size of a skin cell

I wish I had ten more wishes


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Søren

granted, but you had -10 in the first place.
I wish I had a space station like DS9 all to myself.


I'm retired from the forum

Delthion

Granted, the reason it is all to your self is because all life support has failed and everyone has evacuated, leaving you to suffocate.

I wish that my sister was less demanding.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

James Gryphon

Granted; now she's a total pushover. Everyone she comes into contact with recognizes this and are able to persuade her to go along with terrible ideas. Her prospects of a good career and life are ruined because of your selfish wish. :)

I wish all this laundry was done.
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Delthion

Granted, all of the laundry in your house is done for, it has all been burned, this includes what you are wearing now.  ;D

I wish that more people were active on the forum.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

LT Sandpaw


Me too

I wish to be all knowing.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

SilentSam

Granted, but you know everything VERY BAD OR DISTURBING too.

I wish I could be magical. AND HAVE REAL MAGIC THAT I COULD USE TO DO SPELLS.
;D~~~~Silent~~~~Sam~~~~Squirrel~~~ ;D
HEHE!

I AM SAM ;D
Cicha sam jest najlepszym redwall znaków!

LT Sandpaw

#2172
Granted but you have to go to people and grant all of them their wishes for eternity.

I wish to be a star,
And I will go so far.
To be all humble,
And never stumble.
Please grant me this,
My final Wish.
that all the pain,
and evil fame,
for all  do tame.
So understand why I ask,
from you I do task.
is what I wish for you.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Delthion

Granted, but you burn out.

I wish that we would watch Blue Bloods instead of Hotel Impossible.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Søren

Granted, but you get too watch two seconds of it before your tv explodes.
I wish that I could be on time.


I'm retired from the forum