Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you have no clue what they are saying.  You are just talking to them.


  I wish that my team had won the scavenger hunt I went to last night.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but they won't let you choose a prize

I wish that I could have a prize wheel

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but there's no prizes on it.


  I wish that I didn't forget stuff as easily.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you soon hear the most annoying song in the world and you can't get it out of your head.

I wish I was never born.  Kidding, but I just want to see what someone says.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you are born.


  I wish that Redwaller posted on The Outcasts.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but he posts the wrong thing.

I wish that I could solve a Rubik's cube without cheating.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but the solving process is long, and you get bored

I wish that some virtual things were real

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you're stuck in *dramatic pause* The Twilight Zone.  *Cue theme song*


  I wish that there wasn't pollution and the world was more natural.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but now there's nothing natural about the Redwall forum

I wish that this game I'm going to download will be worth it

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you can never get off of it, and you are stuck in *dramatic pause* The Twilight Zone.  *Cue theme song*


  I wish that animals were much larger than they actually are.  Except for insects... and spiders.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but they destroy your important papers

I wish that some celebs would have more good qualities

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now the majority of celebrities have bad qualities.


  I wish that I could get the Twilight Zone theme song out of my head.

[Eustace Scrubb]

Granted, but now you have the Gilligan's Island theme song stuck in your head. 

I wish that computers could make really cool emoticons like a sarcastic faced one.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but the expression fades after a while

I wish that they would re release The Jungle Book (animated version) in theaters

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you can't watch it.
I wish I could have some cheese straws now.