Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's one noodle.


  I wish that I didn't have to get off.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but when you want to get off, you can't.
I wish I could do backflips.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but now you have to walk backwards

I wish I was better at Cosmic Crush

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you get stuck on the 4th level

I wish I could get The Sable Quean (the book, not the character )

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you also get Zwilt the Shade. He chops you up.
I wish my shoulder didn't hurt.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, now you have a sore throat

I wish I could get my pictures made into one big photo book (for a cheap price)

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but the book is too heavy for you to lift.
I wish I had a piece of bread.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but it explodes in your hand

I wish i could fall asleep faster

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you wake up slower.

I wish that I had a lifetime supply of gasoline.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it blows up in your face after killing all of your brain cells.


  I wish that I had a pack of gum that never ran out of gum.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's zucchini flavoured gum.
I wish I had X-ray vision.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but all it can see through are X-ray machines.


  I wish that there were 120 minutes in an hour.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but the weather is bad throughout all of those hours

I wish this 4th of July will be fun

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but the next day is boring, and so is the next...
I wish I could play 'The Foxhunter'.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it is only a demo.

I wish that I could write a difficult email.