Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tiria Wildlough]

Lol, The Foxhunter's a song, not a game!
Anyway, granted, but it's a difficult email about something you don't care about.
I wish more people knew about Celtic Woman.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but they only remember a few details about it

I wish that I could get Internet connection on my iPad on the road.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you can only check your email.
I wish I had an iPod.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but its already broken

I wish I did NOT have super strength

(hint:corrupt by saying opposite )

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but you only have super strength for a hour.

I wish you lot would leave me alone.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but a new lot won't leave you alone

I wish I was smarter

[W0NWILL]

Certainly, now for the brain transplant, doctor, you can't find your tools? Oh well, we can use scissors.

I wish to eat Kringla.

[Felldoh154]

Sure but you have to wait 200 years first

I wish I could have a chocolate chip monkey o_O

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but it cost as much money as a a house

I wish that this vacation will be fun

[Felldoh154]

Granted but it will only be fun for your annoying sibblings

I wish I had met Brian jacques

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but he ignores you

I wish this third season of Saved by the Bell will have good episodes

[Felldoh154]

Granted but you can't watch it

I wish I had an incorruptible wish

[TaggHero]

Granted, but the wish itself is inherently flawed.

I wish that I had million dollars...Legitimately.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but when you get the $ a good lawyer sues you and takes it all

I wish I could have Martin's sword

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it's a prop.

I wish that I had super hearing.