Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but then as soon as the last guy went to post, the internet crashed.

  I wish that I could play the new Zelda game.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but the screen crashes

I wish that I'll stay cool (temperature wise) on my vacation

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  Now on your vacation, it's -20 degrees.  Oops!  Sorry.


  I wish that I had night vision.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you don't have good night vision outside

I wish that The Chronicles of Narnia would get it's own t.v series

[Rainshadow]

  I can't really corrupt that because I want that too!  Granted, but they soon run out of ideas for the shows and it only lasts a season.

  I wish that I would regain hearing in my left ear.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but now you lose your walking ability in one leg

I wish that the animals in the Arthur t.v show would look more like animals and actually have paws and tails (which they lack)

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now the humans look like animals too.


  I wish that next season on NCIS, Ducky will live.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but only for 20 min.

I wish I was good at words with friends

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you still suck at Scrabble.

I wish that it wasn't so creepy at night at the house I'm staying at...

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but now it's creepy in the daytime.
I wish I could draw really well.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but you lose all your art supplies

I wish I was better at speaking/writing/reading korean while still being good at english

[Felldoh154]

granted but korean and english become dead languages

i wish i could grow wings and fly

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they break in mid-air and you plummet to your death.

  I wish that Redwall was a real place.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but it is destroyed in a massive inferno of flames

[Skyblade]

Ok, I'll just put a wish:
I wish I would actually remember my dreams