Corrupt-a-Wish

[Skyblade]

Granted, but they make their appearance by falling on your head and breaking your bones

I wish I could go to America soon

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you get stuck in the airport and you aren't able to leave for days.

I wish that I could write something to post here.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but it gets deleted a second after it's posted

I wish my friends would pick up the phone more often

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's not to call you!


  I wish that I could play longer on the computer with my friend and still have time to play with my sister.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but only 1 min longer

I wish I had a big screen tv in my room

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you no longer have room for your bed.

I wish that there were more jobs available.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but you don't get any

I wish I could jump out a window and live and be completely uninjured

[Redwaller]

granted, but you can only jump from windows 1 inche high.

[Skyblade]

I'll just put a wish...I wish my fanfiction wasn't so bad

[TaggHero]

Granted, it gets worse.

I wish that I had a vacuum that could get into every nook and cranny of my house without finagling.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but right after you use the vacuum, the house gets dirty five second later

I wish I had an icee(ok, that's lame)

[TaggHero]

...That's about how it happens...lol

Granted, but it's black licorice flavored.

I wish that I had perfect vision.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you're deaf.
I wish I could play violin really well.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but you don't have a violin

I wish I could go to Disney world again sometime next year

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you only have half the amount of fun you had last time.
I wish I could go to a Celtic Woman concert.