Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you forget stuff that really happened.


  I wish that I owned Enya music.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but you go deaf

I wish I had world domination

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you're a cat:

I wish for one of those huge lollipops.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but its so massive you are crushed

I wish I was eating breakfast right now

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's Malt-o-Meal.


  I wish that I didn't have to leave right now.

[Felldoh154]

granted but you have to leave in 2 min.

i wish i had a bowl of vanilla ice cream

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you get a brain freeze.

I wish that they would make a fourth season for Kyle XY.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but everyone died.


  I wish that I owned Enya music.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but you end up hating it

I wish I owned all the redwall books

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you end up losing, breaking and just hating the books.


  I wish that I owned all of the Zelda games.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but they stop making any more and you get bored with them.

I wish/hope my computer doesn't overheat.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, for now...  MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!


  I wish that someone would corrupt my wish.

[TaggHero]

Granted...?  But I am so confused that I cannot corrupt it, therefore it is corrupted...?

I wish that I could jump into a pool of water without getting soaked but still be able to feel refreshed.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's because you're wearing some sort of dorky suit.


  I wish that I could watch NCIS all day long.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it's because you're wearing some sort of dorky suit.

I wish that I had a lovely bunch of coconuts.