Corrupt-a-Wish

[Skyblade]

More mistakes then I already made? That would be VERY hard, cause I literally make mistakes every day on the forums. Dumb me 

Granted, but now everyone else's wishes become very badly corrupted

I wish my friends weren't so nice, cause i feel mean next to them

[W0NWILL]

granted, but they are so mean and rude, they wham on you, then you would be nice next to them

I wish I had a better camera.

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but you drop it in the water.

I wish I could pet a bear.

[W0NWILL]

Granted but it's a polar bear and it bites your head off.

I wish I didn't have to make another wish

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Oi....
Granted, but then you're never happy again.
I wish I could know how cats think and see.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you're not that impressed.

I wish that it was 70 degrees out.

Also, thanks Felldoh. lol

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but oh!  Now it's 69, now 68, 67, 66...


  I wish that I didn't have to help at VBS anymore this week.  My head hurts.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but no one can fill your position so VBS is short staffed.

I wish that the new Red Versus Blue episode would come out early.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it gets cut into by some speech.


  I wish that I didn't have any aches or pains.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you now have restless leg syndrome.

I wish that the pizza I just cooked would cool off quickly.

[Rainshadow]

  Lol, I already have restless leg syndrome!  And granted, but now it's frozen again.

  I wish that the person below me wouldn't say touche.

[TaggHero]

Touche...

I wish that I knew what the dogs that I am house sitting are barking at.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you're barking at it too.


  I wish that my dog wasn't so annoying.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but now it's too mellow.

I wish I could go workout.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you haven't worked out in a while and you're out of shape, so people start laughing at you.


  I wish that I wasn't so tired.