Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but your brain can't comprehend all of them and it explodes.
I wish I had more internet time.

[Skyblade]

Granted. Now you get to stay on the internet forever.

I wish I was better at math

[Redwallfan7]

granted but now you're bad at art

I wish I could ride my bike better

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but because you are so good with the bike, you have no need for a computer.

  I wish that I could listen to music at any time, any place, and any song.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but other people can hear it too, and you get in trouble.
I wish it wasn't raining.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but now it snows

I wish Redwall would have a 4th t.v season

[Skyblade]

Granted, but it's so bad that it get's closed down

I wish it was less hot here

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, it is now freezing cold.

I wish I could sing well.

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, but you sing so much that you lose your voice.

I wish I could fly.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you can only fly over your neighborhood

I wish that I had some Redwall audio books

[Primrosewarrior]

granted, but there broken
I wish, um, well...I dont know what to wish for. you'll have to inprovise!

[Skyblade]

Ok...since you wished for nothing, that's all you have now

I wish my wish will be corupted

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, but you can only fly over your neighborhood

I wish that I had some Redwall audio books

That would still be very cool, even if it is only over my neighborhood,



I wish I had some more paper.

[Skyblade]

(hey you're smart, you didn't corrupt my wish)

You get so much paper that it floods your whole house and it explodes

I wish I could stop time

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you can't stop time on the weekend

I wish I had a bowl of hotroot soup right now