Corrupt-a-Wish

[Kade Rivok]

W- what was I arrested for?

Granted, but you have no idea what to do with all the time you've got.

I wish I didn't get headaches.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Granted, but now you get earaches.
I wish Flib would stop quoting Ranger's Apprentice.

[WorshipTiria]

Granted, but Flib forgets everything about it.

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

Granted, but you get a wish
I wish otters were even fluffier

[WorshipTiria]

Granted, but they take over Brazil.
I wish I would stop forgetting to make a wish.

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*sees no problem with otters taking over brazil*
Granted, but all of your wishes are corrupted
I wish for a nice juicy oyster to eat

[WorshipTiria]

Granted, but it's the kraken's oyster.
I wish that my door wasn't so creaky.

[Booklover]

Granted. It cannot be opened, so it cannot creak.

I wish I never lost the game.

[WorshipTiria]

Getting your wish corrupted isn't losing because it's part of the game, so a bird is going to fly into your house and eat everything in your fridge.
I wish I could stop thinking of frogs.

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

Granted, but now you must always think of a blobfish
I wish I could have zero wishes

[WorshipTiria]

Granted, so you will never want or aspire for anything and the world will trample you.
I wish I still had a pet frog.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, but he wants to take over Brazil.
I wish I had a new book to read.

Granted, but Flib forgets everything about it.

-_- She wants me to forget everything about it.

[WorshipTiria]

Granted, but it's so bad you wish you'd never read it.
I wish I could stop procrastinating.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, but it's so bad you wish you'd never read it.

HOW DARE YOU.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

Granted, now you are a house-elf.
I wish I wasn't so hungry.

[Wylder Treejumper]

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

Granted, you are not hungry. You photosynthesize your food like a plant, and can never eat again. You also turn green.
I wish that I had a personal library.