1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Izeroth]

 #747: Start yelling about how much you love Target, and about how Target is better.

[Cornflower MM]

#748: Start randomly dancing, and grabbing people and forcing them to dance with you.

#749: Open all the candy and cereal, and throw it EVERYWHERE.

#750: Grab a phone, hodl it upside down, and start singing obnoxious songs really out of tune. And at the top of your lungs.

[Delthion]

#751. Shatter all of the glass in the store and say "Ooh, shiny!"

#752. Start eating everyone's hair.

[The Mask]

#753: Crawl along the floor and trying to eat people's toes shouting "I'll eat you all, humans!"

[Wylder Treejumper]

754: Call the Department of Homeland Defense and report terrorist activity in Walmart

[Delthion]

#755. Call a local kamikaze and tell it to crash into Walmart.

[CaptainRocktree]

#756 Gather up a lot of people and dress like the Walmart staff and walk around and tell people what to do!

[The Skarzs]

#757: Start twerking. DX

[Izeroth]

#758: Turn all of the speakers in the electronics section as high as possible, making sure to play the most obnoxious music possible.

[The Skarzs]

#759: Try to fold the screen of all the non-foldable laptops.

[Rusvul]

Non... foldable.. laptops? What? Those exist? That seems dumb...

[Cornflower MM]

Does seem strange, doesn't it? Doesn't that, like, defeat the purpose?

[The Skarzs]

Non... foldable.. laptops? What? Those exist? That seems dumb...

Sorry; I meant the ones that you can fold the keyboard back and make it a tablet.

#760: Coat yourself in butter and slide along the floor yelling "Slip and slide!"

[Rusvul]

Ah. Tablet laptops. Don't get why people like them. It's slightly more portable with a smaller screen, a detachable keyboard, and an inferior OS.

[The Mask]

I know right?

#761 Turn into a titan and eat everyone.