Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

And turned into a brand new Universe, which is why soap is now half off. Meanwhile, back on the ranch, everyone was experiencing symtoms of deja-vu and so all the cowboys turned into Magikarp. Meanwhile, on the moon, two astronauts removed the seal to a device and out jumped Rita Repulsa, who fried them with her magic wand and then decided to conquer Earth.

[Ungatt Trunn]

But then earth exploaded.

[Shadowed One]

And then unexploded.

[Ungatt Trunn]

And then exploaded again!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

And then turned into a giant new planet that looked just like the Earth.

[Ungatt Trunn]

But then that planet exploaded!

[psybox]

...And then it turned back into the giant new planet that looked exactly like earth, but wasn't.  Ungatt Trunn is also banned from this thread until he stops blowing stuff up.

[Ungatt Trunn]

...And then it turned back into the giant new planet that looked exactly like earth, but wasn't.  Ungatt Trunn is also banned from this thread until he stops blowing stuff up.

There, there, ladie buck! Who put you Jolly well in charge, eh, wot? But, if you wish, this time I'll say that that new planet that looked just like earth collided with a giant metior, so there !

[psybox]

Remember, a metior (a small, fluffy, benevolent creature that isn't even solid) is not to be confused with a meteor, and Ungatt Trunn is now banned from the thread until he stops destroying things.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Remember, a metior (a small, fluffy, benevolent creature that isn't even solid) is not to be confused with a meteor, and Ungatt Trunn is now banned from the thread until he stops destroying things.

Alright, I'll build something: A tank that destroys everything on its own! Now you cant ban me anymore since I built something And now I've put on a forcesheild that wont let me be banned again, no matter what anybody says!

[psybox]

...however, you must sacrifice the force field and the ability to get another in order to turn the tank on, so the tank is completely useless.

[Rusvul]

Ooh, look, a tank! I wonder what this big green button that says 'ON' in great big letters says... *presses turn on button*

[psybox]

and.... nothing happens, it's the small blue one that says activate that turns it on.

[Ungatt Trunn]

And then the Cosmic Gate came an put on a show!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Which, unfortunately, blew everybody's brains out and sent nasty chemicals towards the moon, which, being made of cheese, turned into a hamster, which then proceeded to eat the Milky Way galaxy.