The Olden Inn

[Russa Nodrey]

*Goes outside carrying a stone umbrella* *Catches diamonds in a bucket* *Comes back inside inn* *Tosses Ashenwyte the keys*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Goes inside room and starts singing something in Japanese*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Puts in earplugs so I can't hear Ashenwyte's squawks* JK

[Lady Amber]

*Mutters,* Am I the only normal person around here? *Goes off to room*

[Jerry]

Well, I'd like a room!

[Jerry]

*Pulls out a bag of gold*

[Jukka the Sling]

Hey, Jerry, the mods don't like it when we double post, so if you want to add something, just hit the shiny modify button on the top right of your post.

[Cornflower MM]

*Mutters,* Am I the only normal person around here? *Goes off to room*

No. *Leaves Inn*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Starts drinking ice lemon tea and continues singing while drinking tea* Good tea!

[Russa Nodrey]

Well, I'd like a room!

Alrighty, what size?

[Rainshadow]

  *Bursts into inn, soaked to the bone*  ROCHIL, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOLDING AN UMBRELLA OVER MY HEAD!

  Apologies, mistress, but the umbrella is broken.  I, ah, may have accidentally fallen on it when you set your time machine in motion.

  Ugh, whatever.  *Walks over to innkeeper, dripping on the floor*  Hey, Russa, can I get a room?  *Looks down at puddle beneath feet*  Ah, and could I possibly leave my shoes and cloak over by the fire to dry?  My idiot of a servant decided to wreck our umbrella after failing to tell me what the weather was gonna be like here.

  It is not my fault that I do not understand how your machine works.

  It's a TARDIS, Rochil; it's not like it's rocket science!

  It may as well be.

  *Frustrated sigh*

[Russa Nodrey]

Yup, you can dry 'em by the fire. By the way, what size room do you need?

[Rainshadow]

  *Hands cloak and tennis shoes to Rochil*  Put these by the fire, please.  *Turns back to Russa*  Um...  Hmm...  What size do I want?  Er...  I suppose...  One bedroom?  So, like, a room with a king-sized bed and a bathroom, then another room with a TV, a pull-out couch, and a kitchenette.  Oh, and can I order room service?  'Cause I'm starved!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Tosses Rain the keys* Room 14, *Cough, cough* the uh, money? (My MLs will have a three-course meal up in your room, before you can say Malevolent Leprechaun.)

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Spills ice lemon tea and now the whole inn's half full of ice lemon tea* Nooo! my ice lemon teaaa!