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[Russa Nodrey]

Behold! A sacred miracle potion that instantly cures all symptoms! *holds up a red bottle for all to see*

Behold! A sacred miracle potion that instantly cures all symptoms! *Holds up a flamethrower*

Fixed that for you.

*Glances at the flamethrower in confusion, then pours the whole potion into it and attempts to light it.*
Let's see how herbal fire can work as an effective disinfectant!

[Feles]

WE WANNA STORY!, tell us one or die! WE WANNA STORY, tell us one or die! Tell a story or we stab ya, tell a story or we stab ya! Tell us one or die! Tell us one or die!


Im just gonna put this here

[Skyblade]

Please tell me I'm not the only SpongeBob fan here...

You're not. I've always loved that show

You two are the only ones then.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

My reaction when I see a post with my quoted ones here:

Externally

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Internally

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[Skyblade]

(To Lady Amber) You make the forum a better place and you look younger than Russa.

[Delthion]

Alright, so I was asking how James and Skye were doing on the Shoutbox, and I came up with one of the most brilliant ship names in history...SkyGryphon. So this isn't really based on anything but the name.

No.

[Hickory]

Here's my conversation with myself.
Yourself?
Well, that's how it appeared.
Stupid.

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Sagetip: So...
[Today at 01:29:33] Sagetip: How y'all doin'?
[Today at 01:36:06] Sagetip: Well, okay.
[Today at 01:36:10] Sagetip: That's good.
[Today at 01:36:29] Sagetip: I'm doin' jus' fine, Sage.
[Today at 01:36:33] Sagetip: That's cool.
[Today at 01:36:42] Sagetip: What are you gonna do today?
[Today at 01:36:56] Sagetip: Make the most of my last day of spring break.
[Today at 01:37:05] Sagetip: But it's technically not spring break anymore, is it?
[Today at 01:37:12] Sagetip: "Technically".
[Today at 01:37:20] Sagetip: mm.
[Today at 01:38:12] Sagetip: I'm just going to get my dad angry because I "could" be doing better things than goin' on my Xbone.
[Today at 01:38:27] Sagetip: Wanna hear somethin' funny?
[Today at 01:38:29] Sagetip: Sure.
[Today at 01:39:02] Sagetip: My English teacher last year said that if I used the words "thing" or "stuff" in my essay writing, she would kill a puppy. For each time I used one of those words.
[Today at 01:39:11] Sagetip: That's.... Terrifying.
[Today at 01:39:22] Sagetip: Yo.
[Today at 01:39:29] Sagetip: Hi.
[Today at 01:39:32] Sagetip: Hi.
[Today at 01:39:38] Sagetip: Sup?
[Today at 01:39:50] Sagetip: My life is up.
[Today at 01:39:55] Sagetip: Um...
[Today at 01:39:59] Sagetip: Wat.
[Today at 01:40:26] Sagetip: But it's really looking down. Seriously. This is probably going to be the worst day ever.
[Today at 01:40:33] Sagetip: SAME!
[Today at 01:40:38] Sagetip: Yas.
[Today at 01:40:50] Sagetip: It's nice to know that y'all sympathize with me.
[Today at 01:41:01] Sagetip: I'm having the same problems!
[Today at 01:41:10] Jet the binturong: Sage... are you having a mental breakdown or are you just bored?
[Today at 01:41:14] Sagetip: ^Yup.
[Today at 01:41:25] Sagetip: ... Both?
[Today at 01:41:30] Sagetip: Definitely.
[Today at 01:41:36] Sagetip: Without a doubt.
[Today at 01:41:51] Sagetip: I'm.... Fairly certain.
[Today at 01:41:58] Sagetip: I mean....
[Today at 01:42:13] Sagetip: It's not like I could kill a person, acting like I am.
[Today at 01:42:23] Sagetip: But would you?
[Today at 01:42:36] Sagetip: Hmm.
[Today at 01:42:41] Sagetip: A good question.
[Today at 01:43:03] Sagetip: But we couldn't kill them directly. We could incite them to suicide, though.
[Today at 01:43:08] Sagetip: YES.
[Today at 01:43:16] Sagetip: I'll Google it.
[Today at 01:43:23] Sagetip: Don't/
[Today at 01:43:29] Sagetip: TYPO!
[Today at 01:43:47] Sagetip: Seriously?
[Today at 01:43:56] Sagetip: Anyway, don't Google it.
[Today at 01:44:01] Sagetip: Why not?
[Today at 01:44:19] Sagetip: Because Google isn't useful that way.
[Today at 01:44:23] Aimless Gallivanter: are you....having a conversation with yourself?
[Today at 01:44:29] Sagetip: Maybe.
[Today at 01:44:36] Sagetip: Pretty certain.
[Today at 01:44:42] Sagetip: Without a doubt.
[Today at 01:44:42] Aimless Gallivanter: wonderful
[Today at 01:44:55] Sagetip: What else shall we talk about?
[Today at 01:45:07] Sagetip: Hmm.
[Today at 01:45:14] Aimless Gallivanter: so how are you all doing today?
[Today at 01:45:18] Sagetip: Don't tell me that you can't decide.
[Today at 01:45:27] Sagetip: Oh, I'm fine.
[Today at 01:45:31] Sagetip: I could be better.
[Today at 01:45:47] Sagetip: WRONG ORDER, YOU FOOLS!
[Today at 01:46:14] Sagetip: It's meant to be normal, italicized, then bold!
[Today at 01:46:27] Aimless Gallivanter: alright then
[Today at 01:46:30] Sagetip: But it went bold, normal, and then italicized!
[Today at 01:46:41] Sagetip: He's a little... OCD.
[Today at 01:46:51] Sagetip: Without a doubt.
[Today at 01:47:00] Sagetip: *breathing heavily* I'm going fine today.
[Today at 01:47:09] Sagetip: AARGH! NOOOO!
[Today at 01:47:16] Sagetip: Calm down, dude.
[Today at 01:47:30] Sagetip: DON'T "DUDE" ME, YOU LEMON!
[Today at 01:47:40] Sagetip: Someone's getting salty.
[Today at 01:47:53] Sagetip: They're watching us, we're giving the wrong impression!
[Today at 01:47:56] Sagetip: Meh.
[Today at 01:48:13] Sagetip: This is historical, let me copy it down.
[Today at 01:48:52] Sagetip: DOne.
[Today at 01:49:03] Sagetip: It's terrible! Delete it!
[Today at 01:49:09] Sagetip: That's kinda cool.
[Today at 01:49:35] Sagetip: Well, now what?
[Today at 01:49:40] Sagetip: What do you mean?
[Today at 01:49:50] Sagetip: He means that we need something to do.
[Today at 01:50:04] Sagetip: That's stupid.
[Today at 01:50:10] Sagetip: You're stupid.
[Today at 01:50:17] Sagetip: Watch who you're calling stupid.
[Today at 01:50:30] Sagetip: Yeah... *flexes tiny muscle*
[Today at 01:50:47] Sagetip: Alright.
[Today at 01:50:54] Sagetip: Let's talk about...
[Today at 01:50:56] Sagetip: DOGE!
[Today at 01:50:59] Sagetip: No.
[Today at 01:51:13] Sagetip: Cannot unread.
[Today at 01:51:21] Sagetip: Boooring.
[Today at 01:51:25] Sagetip: Fine.
[Today at 01:51:38] Sagetip: What about the forum?
[Today at 01:51:47] Sagetip: What kind of dummy idea is that?
[Today at 01:51:51] Sagetip: Good point.

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[Lady Amber]

@Sagetip: That was strange and hilarious.

[Hickory]

@Sagetip: That was strange and hilarious.

And I didn't even copy down the part where I roleplayed with myself.

[Rainshadow]

  This probably isn't funny to anyone else, but I found this little post chain to be quite funny (especially the punchline):

#I'mDaveStriderTrashNo.1 (Reference anyone?)

Same.  (Oh, you mean "I'm Phil Trash #1"?  )

No, you're Dave Strider Trash No. 2 at best, because there can only be one Dave Strider Trash No. 1 and that is me.

  Uh, rude?!?1!1?!  Just because you've been a fan longer doesn't mean that I'm not bigger trash than you?!1?!!  Wow, Jet, I can't believe you right now!!!11!1!!!  Ugh, so rude!

 

Excuse you, my Mary-Sue self-insert god character dated him. That's the trashiest thing possible.

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED READING THE COMIC!

  ...I would combat that, but honestly I have nothing better. 

  IN MY DEFENSE, IT'S A VERY LONG AND INTIMIDATING COMIC.  ;H;

"Haha nerds," I say. A tear smudges some of the gray paint off my face.

  Oh, Galli, that post has not yet failed to make me laugh.  xD

[Søren]

It's like those squinty-eyed characters in TV shows and manga. They're always smiling widely with their eyes closed, but when their eyes do open, things get real.

[Russa Nodrey]

* Groddil is trapped on the forum due to a broken mouse.

So, howzit goin'?

fantastic

Wait, how can you click on stuff if your mouse is broken?

my guess would be that he uses the tab-enter controls. although I dont know how effective that would be, or the extent and limitations of its uses.

Oh.

alas, he is gone, and we shall never know the answer

Yeah, I used tab-enter, plus arrow keys to move up and down quicker. Fortunately, I have a spare mouse at the moment, which should sustain me until I get home.

Sometimes, I think I can still hear his voice.
Oh poor Groddil, we lament the loss of one so young.

[Jukka the Sling]

I voted "my crush isn't on this poll" because of peer pressure. I wanted to feel like I was in on something.

[Rainshadow]

  In case y'all weren't here to witness this beautiful conversation in the shoutbox:

Shoutbox

[Today at 02:45:12 pm] del ban  * Groddil scoops his own brain out
[Today at 02:45:16 pm] del ban Groddil: CURSE YOU RAINSHADOW!!!!
[Today at 02:45:57 pm] del ban Rainshadow: ?
[Today at 02:46:41 pm] del ban Rainshadow: why for am I being cursed?
[Today at 02:46:43 pm] del ban Groddil: That....video!!!!
[Today at 02:46:51 pm] del ban Groddil: I'm 7 minutes in...
[Today at 02:46:52 pm] del ban Rainshadow: KAZOO IT!
[Today at 02:46:52 pm] del ban Groddil:
[Today at 02:46:57 pm] del ban Groddil: NO!
[Today at 02:46:59 pm] del ban Rainshadow: JUST... KAZOO IT!
[Today at 02:47:00 pm] del ban Groddil: I DONT WANT TO!
[Today at 02:47:08 pm] del ban Groddil: PLEASE STOP!
[Today at 02:47:12 pm] del ban Groddil: PLEASE PRESS "X" TO DOWNLOAD VINNIE VOLE OS
[Today at 02:47:14 pm] del ban Rainshadow: just keep watching Grod, it gets better xD
[Today at 02:47:17 pm] del ban Groddil: WHOOPS
[Today at 02:47:19 pm] del ban Groddil: NOOOO
[Today at 02:47:25 pm] del ban Groddil: THAT'S NOT A COW!
[Today at 02:47:41 pm] del ban Groddil: THE MAIN KID, I SWEAR HE'S POSSESSED.
[Today at 02:47:52 pm] del ban Rainshadow: such a dead-eyed child
[Today at 02:48:18 pm] del ban Groddil: Bumblebees? I hope  you get stung by one you child of hell!
[Today at 02:48:28 pm] del ban Rainshadow: buzzzzzz
[Today at 02:48:34 pm] del ban Groddil: I swear he's a serial killer
[Today at 02:48:41 pm] del ban Groddil: Just look at those eyes. And that evil grin.
[Today at 02:48:51 pm] del ban Rainshadow: now I turned it on and jumped to roughly where you are so I'm gonna experience it with you
[Today at 02:49:02 pm] del ban Groddil: Don't stop now...(Or I'll murder you)
[Today at 02:49:03 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I might be behind you though
[Today at 02:49:09 pm] del ban Groddil: I'm at exactly 9:15
[Today at 02:49:18 pm] del ban Rainshadow: SERIOUSLY THAT LITTLE GIRL IS BEING DUBBED BY AN ADULT WOMAN WHY
[Today at 02:49:24 pm] del ban Groddil: I know
[Today at 02:49:39 pm] del ban Groddil: DO YOU WANT TO BE STABBED MORE? OR A LOT MORE?
[Today at 02:49:39 pm] del ban Groddil: LET
[Today at 02:49:47 pm] del ban Groddil: LET'S GO TO THE LINE OF MAKE-BELIEVE GUNS!
[Today at 02:49:56 pm] del ban Groddil: WHOOPS, I MENT LAN
[Today at 02:49:59 pm] del ban Groddil: *LAND
[Today at 02:49:59 pm] del ban Rainshadow: then let's... GOTOTHELANDAMAKBULEEV
[Today at 02:50:08 pm] del ban Groddil: The pretend spirit?
[Today at 02:50:21 pm] del ban Groddil: It's me, the old man behind the camera
[Today at 02:50:25 pm] del ban Rainshadow: it's fun to pretend
[Today at 02:50:27 pm] del ban Groddil: come into my van, we'll pretend a lot!
[Today at 02:50:36 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I can't stop laughing xD
[Today at 02:50:37 pm] del ban Groddil: yeesh
[Today at 02:50:46 pm] del ban Groddil: my ears.
[Today at 02:50:50 pm] del ban Rainshadow: gotta make the engine sound Grod
[Today at 02:51:01 pm] del ban Groddil: Hey kids, I'm Bill Cosby the Pretend Spirit.
[Today at 02:51:07 pm] del ban Rainshadow: xD
[Today at 02:51:07 pm] del ban Groddil: This Rolff Harris, my colleague
[Today at 02:51:15 pm] del ban Groddil: NOOO!
[Today at 02:51:20 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I don't think that's what hips, toes, or noses sound like
[Today at 02:51:23 pm] del ban Groddil: NOW THE KIDS HAVE STARTED HIP THRUSTING!
[Today at 02:51:30 pm] del ban Groddil: HELP MEEEEE!
[Today at 02:51:38 pm] del ban Rainshadow: you're forever trapped here with me
[Today at 02:51:50 pm] del ban Rainshadow: listening and watching children play with their kazooos
[Today at 02:51:53 pm] del ban Groddil: Nope. Because in about 5 minutes, I have to go to school
[Today at 02:52:06 pm] del ban Groddil: how about instead of swimming, you drown?
[Today at 02:52:07 pm] del ban Rainshadow: NOPE, YOU GON BE LATE; YOU'RE STAYING TILL THE END
[Today at 02:52:15 pm] del ban Ashleg: GRODDIL
[Today at 02:52:17 pm] del ban Rainshadow: balump
[Today at 02:52:28 pm] del ban Groddil: I'LL DOWNLOAD IT AND WATCH THE REST THERE!!!
[Today at 02:52:28 pm] del ban Rainshadow: shoutbox, why you lag?
[Today at 02:52:28 pm] del ban Ashleg: YOU GUYS
[Today at 02:52:43 pm] del ban Rainshadow: HI ASH, WATCH IT WITH US
[Today at 02:52:46 pm] del ban Groddil: WHAT? THE PRETEND SPIRIT WANTS THEIR CLOTHES?
[Today at 02:52:52 pm] del ban Groddil: WHY IN THE NAME OF THE SEVEN HELLS?
[Today at 02:52:54 pm] del ban Rainshadow: eheheheheheh
[Today at 02:53:02 pm] del ban Ashleg: WATCH WHAT?
[Today at 02:53:04 pm] del ban Rainshadow: his laugh is amazing xD
[Today at 02:53:08 pm] del ban Rainshadow: You On Kazoo
[Today at 02:53:13 pm] del ban Ashleg: WHERE
[Today at 02:53:16 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I posted it in the random thread
[Today at 02:53:23 pm] del ban Groddil: Push the rock? Can I push it onto their little demonic faces?
[Today at 02:53:24 pm] del ban Ashleg: OOOOH
[Today at 02:53:37 pm] del ban Rainshadow: no, you cannot kill the little possessed children
[Today at 02:53:52 pm] del ban Groddil: DEATH WOULD BE A WELCOME RELIEF FOR THEM!!!
[Today at 02:53:59 pm] del ban Rainshadow: but you can, however, kazoo down low and up high
[Today at 02:54:14 pm] del ban Groddil: I AM DOING THEM A FAVOUR!!!
[Today at 02:54:51 pm] del ban Rainshadow: there are literally adult voices in the background of these childrens' cheering
[Today at 02:54:51 pm] del ban BatLord: I BLAME YOU, RAIN. I BLAME YOU.
[Today at 02:54:58 pm] del ban Rainshadow: good xD
[Today at 02:55:01 pm] del ban Groddil: I'M THE PRETEND SPIRIT! HAVE THIS $5.
[Today at 02:55:12 pm] del ban Groddil: YOU GOTTA REACH INTO MY POCKET TO GET IT!
[Today at 02:55:19 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! - Pretend Spirit
[Today at 02:55:32 pm] del ban Groddil: Kill me
[Today at 02:55:38 pm] del ban BatLord: I can only listen to each Nightvale episode so quickly and agh, I need to just lock myself in a room forever until I'm all the way through.
[Today at 02:55:42 pm] del ban Groddil: Rain is forcing me to download it and watch the 2nd half
[Today at 02:55:46 pm] del ban Rainshadow: never; you must come back soon and play with the Pretend Spirit
[Today at 02:55:46 pm] del ban Groddil: Batlord, you have to kill me
[Today at 02:55:53 pm] del ban Groddil: please
[Today at 02:56:01 pm] del ban Groddil: OH NOTHING RAIN JUST WATCHING THE KAZOO VIDEO!!!
[Today at 02:56:14 pm] del ban Groddil: KAZOO PLAYERS CANT MAKE ANY SOUND THEY WANT!
[Today at 02:56:16 pm] del ban BatLord: Alright, don't know what this is all about, but yup, I'll do that for ya!
[Today at 02:56:17 pm] del ban Rainshadow: @Bat: yes, lock yourself in a room and sink farther into the madness that is WtNV
[Today at 02:56:21 pm] del ban Groddil: THEY CAN ONLY MAKE DEMONIC SCREAMS!!!
[Today at 02:56:30 pm] del ban Rainshadow: SHOOBEEDOOBEEDOOBEE
[Today at 02:56:38 pm] del ban Rainshadow: BALULULULLULULULULU
[Today at 02:56:42 pm] del ban Groddil: I WANT DEATH!
[Today at 02:56:48 pm] del ban BatLord: Whenever Cecil talks about Carlos I get so excited.
[Today at 02:56:54 pm] del ban Rainshadow: death shall flee from you until the end of this video, Grod
[Today at 02:56:58 pm] del ban Groddil: I'M ABOUT TO RIP THIS COMPUTER APART AND SWALLOW THE BATTERY!
[Today at 02:57:03 pm] del ban Rainshadow: also, I totally agree with you, Batty
[Today at 02:57:08 pm] del ban Groddil: JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!
[Today at 02:57:14 pm] del ban Rainshadow: it will never stop
[Today at 02:57:22 pm] del ban Groddil: WHAT HAPPENED TO KAZOOS?
[Today at 02:57:29 pm] del ban Groddil: WHY ARE THERE HEAPS OF PRETEND INSTRUMENS?
[Today at 02:57:31 pm] del ban Rainshadow: also, just letting you know, I can barely breathe from how hard your commentary is making me laugh
[Today at 02:57:33 pm] del ban BatLord: Shwing! That is the sound the sword makes as it's drawn. You want it in the head or heart?
[Today at 02:57:41 pm] del ban Groddil: BOTH!
[Today at 02:57:45 pm] del ban Groddil: I WANT THE SWORD IN BOTH PARTS!
[Today at 02:57:49 pm] del ban Groddil: okay, back soon
[Today at 02:57:56 pm] del ban Groddil: then ill download the video and we will watch the 2nd half
[Today at 02:58:06 pm] del ban Rainshadow: by, Grod; have fun watching the other half of the most amazing video ever
[Today at 02:58:06 pm] del ban BatLord: Shquick! Squelsh!
[Today at 02:58:37 pm] del ban Rainshadow: whoops, did you just kill him?
[Today at 02:58:51 pm] del ban Rainshadow: aw, now I have no one to laugh at as they go through the torture I went through...
[Today at 02:58:58 pm] del ban BatLord: c:
[Today at 02:59:03 pm] del ban Rainshadow: say, Batty, you wanna watch You On Kazoo?
[Today at 02:59:10 pm] del ban Ashleg: That
[Today at 02:59:13 pm] del ban Ashleg: Why
[Today at 02:59:15 pm] del ban BatLord: I wanna say no?
[Today at 02:59:23 pm] del ban Rainshadow: it is an amazing experience
[Today at 02:59:31 pm] del ban BatLord: But I sorta wanna say yes.
[Today at 02:59:37 pm] del ban Rainshadow: trust me, you'll love it.
[Today at 02:59:42 pm] del ban Rainshadow: you'll hate it, but you'll love it
[Today at 02:59:46 pm] del ban Ashleg: It's causing me physical pain
[Today at 02:59:50 pm] del ban Rainshadow: good xD
[Today at 03:00:01 pm] del ban Ashleg: I'm also laughing
[Today at 03:00:12 pm] del ban Ashleg: CARL
[Today at 03:00:14 pm] del ban Rainshadow: best video on the internet
[Today at 03:00:16 pm] del ban Rainshadow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1tL6rFsyAQ
[Today at 03:00:16 pm] del ban Ashleg: NO
[Today at 03:00:24 pm] del ban Ashleg: NO STOP
[Today at 03:00:29 pm] del ban BatLord: Oh dear, it's 30 minutes? I dunno if I can stop listening to Nightvale that long...
[Today at 03:00:31 pm] del ban Ashleg: I CAN TOP IT
[Today at 03:00:31 pm] del ban Rainshadow: my favourite part is still that they dub some of the kids with adult voices
[Today at 03:00:52 pm] del ban Rainshadow: like why do some kids get to talk but others have to have adults speak for them?
[Today at 03:01:11 pm] del ban Ashleg: I CAN TOP IT, RAIN
[Today at 03:01:17 pm] del ban Rainshadow: with what, pray tell?
[Today at 03:01:23 pm] del ban Ashleg: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmr_TZLpS0
[Today at 03:01:36 pm] del ban Ashleg: CREEPY AS HECK
[Today at 03:01:44 pm] del ban BatLord: Should I record my reaction or something so you can laugh later?
[Today at 03:01:49 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I've done this dance before
[Today at 03:01:58 pm] del ban Ashleg: WHAT
[Today at 03:01:58 pm] del ban Rainshadow: and yes, Batty, you definitely should
[Today at 03:02:09 pm] del ban Ashleg: YOU'VE DONE THIS
[Today at 03:02:12 pm] del ban Rainshadow: yeah, they do this dance every year in VBS; it's really weird
[Today at 03:02:21 pm] del ban Rainshadow: thankfully I was only in VBS for one year
[Today at 03:02:30 pm] del ban Rainshadow: now I help out in the kitchen and I don't have to dance
[Today at 03:02:36 pm] del ban  * Ashleg dies
[Today at 03:02:47 pm] del ban Ashleg: asdfghjkl
[Today at 03:02:50 pm] del ban Rainshadow: bye, Ash; nice knowing you xD
[Today at 03:03:11 pm] del ban Ashleg: Gtg XD
[Today at 03:03:25 pm] del ban Rainshadow: oh, then actually bye Ash
[Today at 03:03:38 pm] del ban Rainshadow: always remember to form the banana
[Today at 03:14:30 pm] del ban Groddil: I'm Back
[Today at 03:14:35 pm] del ban Rainshadow: welcome
[Today at 03:14:37 pm] del ban Groddil: Time to download the most awful video ever
[Today at 03:14:56 pm] del ban Rainshadow: as you were saying that, I was typing out "shall we get back to the best video ever" xD
[Today at 03:14:59 pm] del ban Groddil: okay, audiochief...
[Today at 03:15:16 pm] del ban Ashleg: Back. XD
[Today at 03:15:28 pm] del ban Rainshadow: welcome back, once-dead-now-not-dead Ashleg!
[Today at 03:17:16 pm] del ban Mhera: I'm about to watch the video in The Most Random Thread. Just thought you might like to know that, Rain
[Today at 03:17:25 pm] del ban Rainshadow: YUSS!
[Today at 03:17:26 pm] del ban Groddil:
[Today at 03:17:37 pm] del ban Groddil: forget Tyrion, this is my new avatar!
[Today at 03:17:42 pm] del ban Rainshadow: thank you for that, Grod xD
[Today at 03:17:45 pm] del ban Mask: stop
[Today at 03:17:49 pm] del ban Mask: No.
[Today at 03:17:59 pm] del ban Mask: YOU MONSTER
[Today at 03:18:09 pm] del ban Mask: HOW COULD YOU??
[Today at 03:18:26 pm] del ban Mask: IT MUST GO.
[Today at 03:18:31 pm] del ban Mask: .
[Today at 03:18:33 pm] del ban Mask: .
[Today at 03:18:35 pm] del ban Mask: .
[Today at 03:18:36 pm] del ban Mask: .
[Today at 03:18:37 pm] del ban Mask: .
[Today at 03:18:38 pm] del ban Mask: .
[Today at 03:18:39 pm] del ban Mask: .
[Today at 03:18:40 pm] del ban Mask: .
[Today at 03:18:41 pm] del ban Groddil: Rain
[Today at 03:18:41 pm] del ban Mask: .
[Today at 03:18:42 pm] del ban Mask: .
[Today at 03:18:43 pm] del ban Mask: .
[Today at 03:18:43 pm] del ban Groddil: Check my profile
[Today at 03:18:45 pm] del ban Mask: .
[Today at 03:18:48 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I can't breathe, Grod
[Today at 03:18:51 pm] del ban Mask: YAY
[Today at 03:19:08 pm] del ban Rainshadow: help, I can't breathe from how hard I'm laughing
[Today at 03:19:15 pm] del ban Rainshadow: my sister is getting annoyed
[Today at 03:21:15 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I just love seeing how many people are viewing the random thread right now; I just know what they're looking at
[Today at 03:21:16 pm] del ban Groddil: Oh, turd
[Today at 03:21:21 pm] del ban Groddil: the video is too long to convert to MP4
[Today at 03:21:26 pm] del ban Rainshadow: NOOOO
[Today at 03:21:29 pm] del ban Groddil: RAIN!
[Today at 03:21:32 pm] del ban Groddil: YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!
[Today at 03:21:35 pm] del ban Groddil: YOU HAVE TO FIX IT!
[Today at 03:21:41 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I DON'T KNOW HOW
[Today at 03:21:46 pm] del ban Groddil: TAKE THE VIDEO, CUT OUT THE 1st 14 minutes
[Today at 03:21:48 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I'M NOT OBI-WAN KENOBI
[Today at 03:21:54 pm] del ban Groddil: then reupload the second half and gimme the url!
[Today at 03:21:57 pm] del ban Groddil: onto youtubes
[Today at 03:22:04 pm] del ban Groddil: you have to upload it, rain
[Today at 03:22:07 pm] del ban Groddil: USE THE WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER!!!
[Today at 03:22:15 pm] del ban Rainshadow: but I don't have a youtubes and I don't know how to do that D:
[Today at 03:22:35 pm] del ban Groddil: SOMEBODY HELP US1
[Today at 03:22:47 pm] del ban BatLord: MAYBE1
[Today at 03:22:59 pm] del ban Rainshadow: HELP US, BATTY, YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE
[Today at 03:23:12 pm] del ban Groddil: PLEASE BATLORD
[Today at 03:23:19 pm] del ban Groddil: CUT OUT EVERYTHING BEFORE HE 15 MINUTE MARK!
[Today at 03:23:21 pm] del ban Groddil: YOU HAVE TO!
[Today at 03:23:35 pm] del ban BatLord: I'll try, no promises.
[Today at 03:23:49 pm] del ban Rainshadow: you can do it, Batty; I believe in you
[Today at 03:24:22 pm] del ban Ashleg: PAIN PAIN'
[Today at 03:24:31 pm] del ban Ashleg: PAIN CAUSED BY RAIN
[Today at 03:24:34 pm] del ban Ashleg: Shadow
[Today at 03:24:36 pm] del ban Rainshadow: JUST KAZOO IT
[Today at 03:24:44 pm] del ban Ashleg: THE SPIRIT OF MAKE BELIEVE
[Today at 03:24:52 pm] del ban LT Sandpaw: Wha...?
[Today at 03:24:54 pm] del ban Ashleg: IT'S SO CREEPY
[Today at 03:25:02 pm] del ban Ashleg: SANDPWA
[Today at 03:25:06 pm] del ban Ashleg: Kazoo it!
[Today at 03:25:31 pm] del ban Rainshadow: ehehehehehehehehehe - Pretend Spirit's amazing laugh
[Today at 03:25:35 pm] del ban LT Sandpaw: I don't understand!!!!
[Today at 03:25:45 pm] del ban Ashleg: GIVE HIM THE LINK!
[Today at 03:25:56 pm] del ban Rainshadow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1tL6rFsyAQ
[Today at 03:25:59 pm] del ban Rainshadow: watch it with us
[Today at 03:26:33 pm] del ban Ashleg: Watch it
[Today at 03:26:44 pm] del ban Mhera: I made it eight minutes
[Today at 03:27:13 pm] del ban Rainshadow: you should be making it the whole 29 minutes and 21 seconds, Mherry
[Today at 03:27:22 pm] del ban Groddil: I got to 15 before I lost youtube connections
[Today at 03:27:28 pm] del ban Groddil: I need Batlord's help to finish it
[Today at 03:27:32 pm] del ban Groddil: please bat
[Today at 03:27:35 pm] del ban Ashleg: Aaaaaaaa
[Today at 03:27:44 pm] del ban Groddil: if you don't Rainshadow will start cutting bits off of me
[Today at 03:27:49 pm] del ban Ashleg: THEY're LANDING THEPLANE
[Today at 03:27:50 pm] del ban Groddil: oop, there goes my finger
[Today at 03:27:50 pm] del ban LT Sandpaw: Death, blood, blood, blood, death, dying, blood, uuuuggh. *Spluuurt*
[Today at 03:28:06 pm] del ban Ashleg: THERE GOES MY HEARTBEAT!
[Today at 03:28:10 pm] del ban Groddil: Rain, please!
[Today at 03:28:25 pm] del ban Groddil: I know you can't hear my screams from your basement, just please make it stop!
[Today at 03:28:35 pm] del ban Groddil: Stop getting your sister to hurt me!
[Today at 03:28:38 pm] del ban Ashleg: AAAAAAARRRRRRGH
[Today at 03:28:39 pm] del ban Rainshadow: never
[Today at 03:28:45 pm] del ban Rainshadow: Ash, where are you at?
[Today at 03:28:50 pm] del ban Ashleg: the pretend spirit is coming
[Today at 03:28:54 pm] del ban Groddil: PLEEEAEASSE AAARAHFYUEFAG!
[Today at 03:29:05 pm] del ban Ashleg: THEY WERE PRETENDING TO BE PLANES
[Today at 03:29:08 pm] del ban Groddil: NOT BILL COSBY THE PRETEND SPIRIT!!!
[Today at 03:29:14 pm] del ban BatLord: Alright, working on it, gonna ignore all the dying people around here.
[Today at 03:29:15 pm] del ban Ashleg: AROUND TEN MINUTES
[Today at 03:29:25 pm] del ban Groddil: THANKS BAT!
[Today at 03:29:33 pm] del ban Groddil: THANK YOU SO MUCH!
[Today at 03:29:36 pm] del ban BatLord: The video's downloading to my old computer, don't really care if it gets a virus anymore.
[Today at 03:29:38 pm] del ban Rainshadow: eherherherherherherh
[Today at 03:29:41 pm] del ban Mhera: I'll never be able to get that out of my head
[Today at 03:29:47 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's SiSTER cuts off Groddil's Appendix
[Today at 03:29:52 pm] del ban Ashleg: GRODDIL
[Today at 03:29:53 pm] del ban Groddil: meh, I didn't need that anyway!
[Today at 03:29:54 pm] del ban Mhera: I want to punch Brett
[Today at 03:30:02 pm] del ban BatLord: Then I'm gonna see what I can do with iMovie.
[Today at 03:30:03 pm] del ban Ashleg: GRODDIL
[Today at 03:30:10 pm] del ban Groddil: WHAT IS IT ASH?
[Today at 03:30:14 pm] del ban Groddil: OH GOD THE PAIN!
[Today at 03:30:26 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister cuts of Groddil's femur.
[Today at 03:30:30 pm] del ban Ashleg: I KNOW WHY FANGFANG IS DUMB, IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF RAPSHADE AT ALL
[Today at 03:30:32 pm] del ban Groddil: nyaaaaaarggh
[Today at 03:30:36 pm] del ban Ashleg: HE WATCHED THIS VIDEO
[Today at 03:30:36 pm] del ban Rainshadow: are you in the land of make believe yet, Ash?
[Today at 03:30:42 pm] del ban Groddil: (Ash: what? Huh?)"
[Today at 03:30:48 pm] del ban Groddil: OOOOHHH!
[Today at 03:30:50 pm] del ban Groddil: NOW I GET IT!
[Today at 03:30:51 pm] del ban Groddil: HAHAHAHAHA
[Today at 03:30:51 pm] del ban Ashleg: YES
[Today at 03:30:53 pm] del ban Groddil: THATS NOT FUNNY
[Today at 03:30:55 pm] del ban Groddil: THE PAIN!
[Today at 03:30:58 pm] del ban Rainshadow: BALUMP BALUMP BALUMP
[Today at 03:31:03 pm] del ban Groddil: NO, PLEASE RAINSHADOW JR!
[Today at 03:31:07 pm] del ban BatLord: But my pierogis take priority over this, so once they're out of the oven, I'm taking a break.
[Today at 03:31:15 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister rips out Groddil's Left Lung
[Today at 03:31:17 pm] del ban Ashleg: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Today at 03:31:24 pm] del ban Groddil: GAAASSSPPPP!!!!
[Today at 03:31:26 pm] del ban BatLord: But pierogis always take priority. You understand, right?
[Today at 03:31:30 pm] del ban Groddil: Rain! Make her stop!
[Today at 03:31:32 pm] del ban Ashleg: Aa
[Today at 03:31:35 pm] del ban Groddil: what's a pierogis?
[Today at 03:31:35 pm] del ban Rainshadow: y'know, Grod, I can't see my sister right now, so there's a good chance she's actually doing that
[Today at 03:31:38 pm] del ban Ashleg: aaaaaa
[Today at 03:31:47 pm] del ban BatLord: I'm just gonna keep calmly speaking amid all this because it's pretty funny.
[Today at 03:31:47 pm] del ban Ashleg: As
[Today at 03:31:50 pm] del ban Ashleg: We
[Today at 03:31:53 pm] del ban Ashleg: All
[Today at 03:31:56 pm] del ban Ashleg: Thought
[Today at 03:31:59 pm] del ban Groddil: mmm, polish dumplings...
[Today at 03:32:02 pm] del ban Ashleg: THIS VIDEO IS EVIL
[Today at 03:32:10 pm] del ban Rainshadow: eherherherherherherherher...
[Today at 03:32:13 pm] del ban BatLord: Anyone else like pierogis? I really like them
[Today at 03:32:15 pm] del ban Groddil: EXACTLY, RAIN. MAKE HER STOP!!!
[Today at 03:32:18 pm] del ban Ashleg: I'm taking a break
[Today at 03:32:19 pm] del ban BatLord: One of my favorite foods.
[Today at 03:32:21 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I have no idea what pierogis is
[Today at 03:32:23 pm] del ban Groddil: (I've never tried one)
[Today at 03:32:27 pm] del ban BatLord: Except for hashbrowns.
[Today at 03:32:30 pm] del ban Groddil: (Send me one on AmazonAir, will ya?)
[Today at 03:32:35 pm] del ban Rainshadow: aww, Ash, you're leaving me alone with the demon children?
[Today at 03:32:41 pm] del ban BatLord: Pierogis are pretty amazing. You should try some.
[Today at 03:32:41 pm] del ban Groddil: PLEASE, RAINSHADOW JR
[Today at 03:32:49 pm] del ban Groddil: DON'T LISTEN TO HER!
[Today at 03:32:50 pm] del ban Rainshadow: RAINSHADOW JR xD
[Today at 03:32:51 pm] del ban Groddil: SHE'S EVIL!
[Today at 03:32:54 pm] del ban Rainshadow: she's my older sis
[Today at 03:33:01 pm] del ban Groddil: ONCE SHE'S DONE WITH ME, SHE'LL MURDER YOU AS WELL!
[Today at 03:33:02 pm] del ban Groddil: oh
[Today at 03:33:05 pm] del ban Groddil: PLEASE RAINSHADOW SR!
[Today at 03:33:13 pm] del ban Groddil: DON'T DO IT.....AAAAAARRRRGGHHH!
[Today at 03:33:23 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I CAN'T BREATHE
[Today at 03:33:27 pm] del ban BatLord: The video says it's got 3 minutes left, but a couple minutes ago it was 12, and a little bit before that it was 5. So don't count on that.
[Today at 03:33:28 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister rips out Groddil's eyes and his kidneys and switches them over..
[Today at 03:33:31 pm] del ban Groddil: WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!?!!
[Today at 03:33:37 pm] del ban Groddil: GOD LEFT ME INCOMPLETE!!!
[Today at 03:33:43 pm] del ban Groddil: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Today at 03:33:48 pm] del ban BatLord: So how's the weather where all of you are?
[Today at 03:33:59 pm] del ban Rainshadow: it's kinda grey outside, but annoyingly warm
[Today at 03:34:06 pm] del ban Rainshadow: you?
[Today at 03:34:19 pm] del ban Groddil: OH, NOT BAD. INCREDIBLY DARK WITH A HIGH CHANCE OF DISMEMBERMENT
[Today at 03:34:26 pm] del ban BatLord: It's pretty rainy. I was so proud of myself for bringing a raincoat and actually using it in the rain.
[Today at 03:34:33 pm] del ban BatLord: Oh, pleasant weather!
[Today at 03:34:38 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I'm stalking you
[Today at 03:34:40 pm] del ban Rusvul: Grey weather is very nice weather. I don't like bright blue with clouds.
[Today at 03:34:42 pm] del ban Groddil: DOOBIE DOOBIE DOO.
[Today at 03:34:53 pm] del ban Rainshadow: BLULULULULULULULU
[Today at 03:34:55 pm] del ban Groddil: WHERE IS MY LIVER, DOOBIE DOOBIE DOO?
[Today at 03:34:59 pm] del ban BatLord: Whenever I bring an umbrella or anything, it never rains while I'm outside, and that's really annoying.
[Today at 03:35:07 pm] del ban Groddil: RAINSHADOW SR, LISTEN TO ME
[Today at 03:35:12 pm] del ban Groddil: I HAVE...LOTS...OF MONEY
[Today at 03:35:14 pm] del ban Groddil: DO YOU LIKE MONEY?
[Today at 03:35:27 pm] del ban BatLord: My pierogis are done.
[Today at 03:35:27 pm] del ban Rainshadow: she doesn't want money; she wants your soul
[Today at 03:35:34 pm] del ban Groddil: I USE THE FLESH OF MY ENEMIES AS CURRENCY!!!
[Today at 03:35:50 pm] del ban Rainshadow: take a picture of them so we know you aren't lying about you baking/cooking/grilling/whatever pierogis are
[Today at 03:35:55 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister forces Groddil to drink his own stomach acid
[Today at 03:36:11 pm] del ban Rainshadow: technically her text would be purple
[Today at 03:36:15 pm] del ban Rainshadow: :p
[Today at 03:36:31 pm] del ban Groddil: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SPECIFICS!
[Today at 03:36:32 pm] del ban Rainshadow: also I really wanna post this in the funniest posts collection thread
[Today at 03:36:37 pm] del ban Groddil: JUST MAKE HER STOP!!!
[Today at 03:36:43 pm] del ban Groddil: (DO it, when this is done)
[Today at 03:36:46 pm] del ban Rainshadow: because this is just beautiful
[Today at 03:36:58 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I can never make my sister stop, Grod
[Today at 03:37:06 pm] del ban Groddil: YOU CAN'T POST IT, IMOOTO. I HAVEN'T FINISHED YET. *EVIL LAUGH*
[Today at 03:37:09 pm] del ban Groddil: NOOOOOOOOO!
[Today at 03:37:17 pm] del ban Groddil: GAAAAAAAAH!
[Today at 03:37:31 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister rips off Groddil's nose and stuffs it up his rectum.
[Today at 03:37:38 pm] del ban Groddil: THE SMELL IS INTENSE!!!
[Today at 03:37:40 pm] del ban Groddil: GAAAAH!
[Today at 03:37:45 pm] del ban Groddil: HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?!!?!?
[Today at 03:38:12 pm] del ban Rainshadow: just letting you know, my sister is currently reading this xD
[Today at 03:38:13 pm] del ban BatLord: The will of the kazoos.
[Today at 03:38:20 pm] del ban  * Groddil dies
[Today at 03:38:32 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister attaches a jumper cable to Groddil
[Today at 03:38:33 pm] del ban Rainshadow: *a lonely trumpet plays TapsU
[Today at 03:38:39 pm] del ban Rainshadow: *Taps*
[Today at 03:38:46 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister attaches a car battery to the jumper cable
[Today at 03:38:50 pm] del ban BatLord: *a kazoo joins the trumpet*
[Today at 03:38:52 pm] del ban Rainshadow: *with Rainshadow Sr laughing maniacally in the background*
[Today at 03:38:55 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister turns the battery on
[Today at 03:38:59 pm] del ban Groddil: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!
[Today at 03:39:03 pm] del ban James Gryphon: I watched some of it the other day. It was pretty mediocre.
[Today at 03:39:04 pm] del ban Groddil: PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!
[Today at 03:39:06 pm] del ban Groddil: Okay, she's gone
[Today at 03:39:13 pm] del ban Groddil: thank all that is holy
[Today at 03:39:20 pm] del ban Groddil: but once she tires of reading this, its back to the pain
[Today at 03:39:23 pm] del ban Rainshadow: did she jumpstart your heart?
[Today at 03:39:25 pm] del ban Groddil: uh oh
[Today at 03:39:27 pm] del ban Groddil: no
[Today at 03:39:28 pm] del ban Groddil: please
[Today at 03:39:31 pm] del ban Groddil: NOOOOOOO!
[Today at 03:39:33 pm] del ban James Gryphon: Kids are not known for being great actors, but I think they had a bad script to start with there.
[Today at 03:39:54 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister gives Groddil his meal: Steak and Groddil's kidney pie
[Today at 03:40:14 pm] del ban Eulaliaaa!: If you're talking about the kazoo video, they had a bad everything to start with
[Today at 03:40:26 pm] del ban Rainshadow: too true, Eul
[Today at 03:40:28 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister pulls out a large filleting knife
[Today at 03:40:29 pm] del ban Rainshadow: too true
[Today at 03:40:33 pm] del ban Groddil: NO! NOT MY BONES!
[Today at 03:40:34 pm] del ban Groddil: PLEASE!
[Today at 03:40:39 pm] del ban Rainshadow: Grod, my sis thinks you're weird xD
[Today at 03:40:48 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister takes Groddil's skeleton out
[Today at 03:40:56 pm] del ban Rainshadow: amazing precision
[Today at 03:41:00 pm] del ban Groddil: (Rain's Sis: A lot of people tend to think that)
[Today at 03:41:11 pm] del ban Rainshadow: welp, she left
[Today at 03:41:20 pm] del ban Rainshadow: presumably to go back to the basement
[Today at 03:41:26 pm] del ban Eulaliaaa!: Bleh!
[Today at 03:41:27 pm] del ban Groddil: (You shouldn't have been dragged into this, but I think it was Rain's fault for mentioning that you were no where to be seen)
[Today at 03:41:31 pm] del ban Groddil: OH WELL
[Today at 03:41:35 pm] del ban Groddil: I NEED TO ESCAPE!
[Today at 03:41:48 pm] del ban Groddil:
* GOOP GRODDIL! engulfs Rainshadow's sister
[Today at 03:41:56 pm] del ban Rainshadow: brb
[Today at 03:41:57 pm] del ban Groddil: HELP ME IMOOTO!
[Today at 03:42:01 pm] del ban Groddil: mkey
[Today at 03:42:14 pm] del ban Groddil:
* GOOP GRODDIL! dissolves Rainshadow's sister
[Today at 03:42:18 pm] del ban Groddil: YOU'RE NEXT, RAIN!!!
[Today at 03:42:27 pm] del ban BatLord: My pierogis are pretty hot. They sorta hurt to eat.
[Today at 03:42:41 pm] del ban Groddil: (eat faster. burn your throat, i need kazoos.)
[Today at 03:42:46 pm] del ban Eulaliaaa!: I'm just gonna.... slowly walk away.... heh.... heh heh heh...
[Today at 03:43:47 pm] del ban Rainshadow: welp, I come back and all of a sudden my sister's dead
[Today at 03:43:57 pm] del ban Eulaliaaa!: Sorry...
[Today at 03:44:00 pm] del ban Groddil: YOU'RE NEXT!!!
[Today at 03:44:03 pm] del ban Eulaliaaa!: Not my fault
[Today at 03:44:03 pm] del ban Groddil: MWAAHAHAHAHA!
[Today at 03:44:16 pm] del ban Groddil:
* GOOP GRODDIL! squelches up the basement stairs
[Today at 03:44:36 pm] del ban Rainshadow: *locks basement door*
[Today at 03:44:40 pm] del ban  * Eulaliaaa! throws a peanut at goop groddil
[Today at 03:44:47 pm] del ban Groddil: Be back soon
[Today at 03:45:07 pm] del ban Eulaliaaa!: Sorry, I didn't know you had a peanut allergy
[Today at 03:45:11 pm] del ban Eulaliaaa!:
[Today at 03:45:56 pm] del ban Rainshadow: bye bye, Groddil; have fun choking on the peanut
[Today at 03:49:08 pm] del ban BatLord: Oh, the time it takes to copy to iMovie says about 90 minutes. You'll be waiting a while.
[Today at 03:49:20 pm] del ban Rainshadow: oof, that's awhile
[Today at 03:49:27 pm] del ban Rainshadow: a long while for only 15 minutes of a video
[Today at 03:49:51 pm] del ban BatLord: Yeah, I got no idea why.
[Today at 03:49:57 pm] del ban Groddil: dang
[Today at 03:50:00 pm] del ban Groddil: (back)
[Today at 03:50:19 pm] del ban Rainshadow: are you no longer choking on a peanut?
[Today at 03:50:31 pm] del ban Groddil:
* GOOP GRODDIL! eats the peanut and it is nice
[Today at 03:50:34 pm] del ban Groddil: me=GOOP GRODDIL
[Today at 03:50:46 pm] del ban Rainshadow:
[Today at 03:51:00 pm] del ban BatLord: I mean, I guess I could set it to play for only those 15 minutes and use screen capture, but I don't think that'll do audio.
[Today at 03:51:21 pm] del ban Rainshadow: you need the audio for this video to be the true art that it is
[Today at 03:51:23 pm] del ban BatLord: I could do commentary and provide all the voices myself.
[Today at 03:51:25 pm] del ban Groddil:
* GOOP GRODDIL!  eats the peanut
[Today at 03:51:30 pm] del ban Groddil: AND IT WAS DELICIOUS!!!
[Today at 03:51:35 pm] del ban Rainshadow: ...I kinda want to see that, Batty xD
[Today at 03:51:39 pm] del ban BatLord: And there's a kazoo in the living room.
[Today at 03:51:49 pm] del ban Groddil:
* GOOP GRODDIL! squelches up against the door
[Today at 03:51:49 pm] del ban Rainshadow: DO IT
[Today at 03:52:01 pm] del ban  * Rainshadow triple locks the basement door
[Today at 03:52:02 pm] del ban BatLord: Oh dear.
[Today at 03:52:02 pm] del ban Groddil:
* GOOP GRODDIL! begins to gag
[Today at 03:52:04 pm] del ban Groddil: GREAT.
[Today at 03:52:14 pm] del ban Groddil: I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN RAINSHADOW-SR
[Today at 03:52:15 pm] del ban Rainshadow: peanut allergy to the rescue?
[Today at 03:52:17 pm] del ban Groddil: THAT KNIFE...
[Today at 03:52:24 pm] del ban Groddil: IT MUST HAVE BEEN USED FOR CHICKEN AND NOT WASHED!!!
[Today at 03:52:26 pm] del ban Rainshadow: ohhhhhh, nice! thanks, dead sis!
[Today at 03:52:37 pm] del ban Groddil:
* GOOP GRODDIL! gets Salmonella and spits out Rainshadow Sr.
[Today at 03:52:44 pm] del ban Groddil: Fine...Just take me...
[Today at 03:52:47 pm] del ban Groddil: Just kill me fast...
[Today at 03:52:53 pm] del ban Groddil: THANK YOU!
[Today at 03:53:00 pm] del ban BatLord: Never.
[Today at 03:53:03 pm] del ban Rainshadow: SIS! YOU'RE NOT DEAD!
[Today at 03:53:18 pm] del ban BatLord: You will live out all your days.
[Today at 03:53:18 pm] del ban Groddil: MWAHAAHAHAAG! I WILL NEVER DIE!
[Today at 03:53:30 pm] del ban Groddil: REMEMBER? YOU INFUSED THE SOUL OF THE KAZOO KID WITH ME
[Today at 03:53:53 pm] del ban Groddil: MY HALF-DEMON SOUL CANNOT BE DESTROYED!!!
[Today at 03:54:01 pm] del ban Groddil: JUST KILL ME ALREADY!
[Today at 03:54:05 pm] del ban Groddil: SHUT UP!
[Today at 03:54:08 pm] del ban Rainshadow: my sister's only response to all this is "...k..."
[Today at 03:54:28 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister kicks Groddil with cleats
[Today at 03:54:30 pm] del ban BatLord: Course it is. She'll never understand us.
[Today at 03:54:32 pm] del ban Groddil: OW!
[Today at 03:54:33 pm] del ban Groddil: THOSE HURT!
[Today at 03:54:45 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister rips out Groddil's heart
[Today at 03:54:57 pm] del ban Groddil: GREAT
[Today at 03:55:01 pm] del ban Groddil: NOW I REALLY AM HEARTLESS
[Today at 03:55:09 pm] del ban BatLord: It said 68 a little bit ago but it's 70 again. Is time going in reverse?
[Today at 03:55:25 pm] del ban Rainshadow: my sister told me to tell you this fun fact: back in 2012, she was a member for a couple months
[Today at 03:55:30 pm] del ban Rainshadow: she used to be one of us
[Today at 03:55:55 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister DOESN'T REMEMBR HER USERNAME
[Today at 03:55:58 pm] del ban Groddil: me=Rainshadpw
[Today at 03:56:00 pm] del ban BatLord: What? Who was she? Was I even around then? I think so? Maybe?
[Today at 03:56:06 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister wants to know
[Today at 03:56:10 pm] del ban Rainshadow: she was Eustace Scrubb
[Today at 03:56:22 pm] del ban Groddil:
* So rainshadow's sister can be called something other than rains' sister
[Today at 03:56:23 pm] del ban Groddil: okay
[Today at 03:56:25 pm] del ban BatLord: IT SAYS 72.
[Today at 03:56:39 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Eustace Scrubb Cuts the aorta from Groddil's heart
[Today at 03:56:46 pm] del ban BatLord: TIME IS GOING IN REVERSE.
[Today at 03:56:50 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Eustace Scrubb ties the aorta around Groddil
[Today at 03:56:55 pm] del ban BatLord: 74.
[Today at 03:56:55 pm] del ban Rainshadow: but she usually went by Watson
[Today at 03:56:57 pm] del ban Groddil: (groddil's neck)
[Today at 03:57:00 pm] del ban BatLord: OH GOD.
[Today at 03:57:14 pm] del ban BatLord: 75!
[Today at 03:57:16 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Waston Grabs BatLord
[Today at 03:57:25 pm] del ban BatLord: I CAN FEEL MYSELF GROWING YOUNGER
[Today at 03:57:39 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Waston Shoves BatLord into GOOP GRODDIL! to act as a skeleton
[Today at 03:57:39 pm] del ban BatLord: OH NO, I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE NOW!
[Today at 03:57:49 pm] del ban BatLord: 77!
[Today at 03:58:00 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I just love the fact that you're portraying my sister as this bloodthirsty demon and she's currently twirling around in the room, talking about how it's National Donut Day
[Today at 03:58:36 pm] del ban Rainshadow: wait Batty what are the numbers for? I think I missed that
[Today at 03:58:58 pm] del ban BatLord: Oh, that's the time that's left on the video. Going in reverse. Time's going backwards.
[Today at 03:59:05 pm] del ban BatLord: It's 78 now.
[Today at 03:59:14 pm] del ban Rainshadow: ooohhhhhhhhhhhh
[Today at 03:59:20 pm] del ban Rainshadow: yeah you're definitely gonna be unborn
[Today at 03:59:35 pm] del ban Groddil:
* BatGrod will be back soon
[Today at 03:59:52 pm] del ban Rainshadow: bye, BatGrod! have fun in the basement!
[Today at 03:59:57 pm] del ban BatLord: Maybe I'll get the chance to whack around my younger self for a bit before I'm unborn. That'd be nice.
[Today at 04:00:06 pm] del ban BatLord: Little jerk.
[Today at 04:00:18 pm] del ban Rainshadow: but does your mind get younger, too, or is it just the body?
[Today at 04:00:21 pm] del ban BatLord: Oh wait, it's going down to 74.
[Today at 04:00:25 pm] del ban BatLord: No idea.
[Today at 04:00:25 pm] del ban Rainshadow: are you losing memories as you get younger?
[Today at 04:00:38 pm] del ban Rainshadow: is your entire life going in reverse?
[Today at 04:01:38 pm] del ban BatLord: I still feel normal, still remember what we were talking about. Sort of.
[Today at 04:01:41 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: hi
[Today at 04:01:56 pm] del ban BatLord: Stay away for your sanity,
[Today at 04:01:59 pm] del ban Rainshadow: hi, other Ash; wanna watch an amazing video and also watch Batty get unborn?
[Today at 04:02:13 pm] del ban Rainshadow: (I promise my sister won't murder you)
[Today at 04:02:16 pm] del ban BatLord: It's for your own good.
[Today at 04:03:31 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: What is it called?
[Today at 04:03:38 pm] del ban BatLord: Noooooooo!
[Today at 04:03:40 pm] del ban Rainshadow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1tL6rFsyAQ
[Today at 04:03:48 pm] del ban Rainshadow: it's long, but it's worth it
[Today at 04:03:49 pm] del ban BatLord: DONT DO IT.
[Today at 04:03:53 pm] del ban Rainshadow: DO IT
[Today at 04:03:58 pm] del ban Rainshadow: EAT THE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS OF DEATH
[Today at 04:04:39 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: I don't have enough time to
[Today at 04:04:51 pm] del ban Rainshadow: at least watch the first few minutes
[Today at 04:04:58 pm] del ban Rainshadow: experience the wonder of You On Kazoo
[Today at 04:05:33 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: My mum's sitting near me
[Today at 04:05:41 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: She'll geive me weird looks
[Today at 04:06:15 pm] del ban BatLord: I still haven't watched it, I dunno if I should.
[Today at 04:06:17 pm] del ban Rainshadow: my sister's right next to me and I've been giving her a play-by-play, and she's giving me weird looks
[Today at 04:06:22 pm] del ban Rainshadow: it's not that bad
[Today at 04:06:32 pm] del ban Rainshadow: Batty, you should really watch it; it's amazing
[Today at 04:06:49 pm] del ban BatLord: Oh, it's at 58 now! I can feel the age return to my body!
[Today at 04:06:54 pm] del ban BatLord: Get off my lawn!
[Today at 04:06:56 pm] del ban Rainshadow: yay!
[Today at 04:07:24 pm] del ban Rainshadow: bit of a bummer; I wanted to watch you get unborn. still, at least you're not becoming an annoying little kid again :p
[Today at 04:07:45 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: I would rather not do it right now
[Today at 04:07:53 pm] del ban BatLord: Yup, I'm becoming the crotchety old grandpa I've always dreamed of becoming.
[Today at 04:07:53 pm] del ban Groddil:
* BatGrod is back
[Today at 04:07:58 pm] del ban Rainshadow: but you must watch it eventually
[Today at 04:08:03 pm] del ban Rainshadow: hello, BatGrod
[Today at 04:08:04 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: I will
[Today at 04:08:07 pm] del ban Rainshadow: my basement is still locked
[Today at 04:08:10 pm] del ban Groddil:
* BatGrod Is in great pain
[Today at 04:08:21 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: I have swimming in the morning
[Today at 04:08:24 pm] del ban BatLord: I'm sorry, meyou.
[Today at 04:08:30 pm] del ban BatLord: Ooh, how early?
[Today at 04:08:41 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Rainshadow's Sister fills a salt shaker with rat poison and shakes it into BatGrod's mouth
[Today at 04:08:51 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: 8:30
[Today at 04:08:54 pm] del ban Groddil: mooooaaaaannnnnnnnnn
[Today at 04:09:03 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: It's okay
[Today at 04:09:10 pm] del ban Groddil: (its 9:00am here, ashenWYTE)
[Today at 04:09:19 pm] del ban Rainshadow: it's 4:09 PM here!
[Today at 04:09:20 pm] del ban Groddil: (9:09, actually)
[Today at 04:09:23 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: I'm in Singapore
[Today at 04:09:27 pm] del ban Groddil: (oh wait, it's 4:09pm)
[Today at 04:09:33 pm] del ban BatLord: Okay, I've heard horror stories of swimmers getting up at 5:30 to swim.
[Today at 04:09:37 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: Time zones are differnt
[Today at 04:09:40 pm] del ban Groddil: (BECAUSE I'M STUCK IN RAINSHADOW'S BASEMENT GETTING TORTURES)
[Today at 04:09:42 pm] del ban BatLord: (7:09)
[Today at 04:09:58 pm] del ban Groddil: nYYaaaarrRRrGJhHH
[Today at 04:10:05 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I was about to say, "Wait, Grod, you live in the same time zone as me?" xD
[Today at 04:10:13 pm] del ban BatLord: Oh, how's Singapore?
[Today at 04:10:17 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Watson bludgeons BatGrod with a sledgehammer
[Today at 04:10:26 pm] del ban  * Rainshadow cheers on Watson
[Today at 04:10:29 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: Singapore is hot
[Today at 04:10:34 pm] del ban Groddil:
* BatGrod 's spine shatters
[Today at 04:10:46 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Waston shoves BatGrod into a wheelchair
[Today at 04:10:57 pm] del ban Groddil: Okay, BatGrod. Time to go for a little walk
[Today at 04:11:23 pm] del ban Groddil: NOOOOO
[Today at 04:11:26 pm] del ban Groddil: PLEEEASSSEEE
[Today at 04:11:50 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Watson wheels BatGrod's wheelchair up the basemet stairs
[Today at 04:11:52 pm] del ban Rainshadow: you go, sis! beat up the amalgamation!
[Today at 04:12:00 pm] del ban Groddil: Imooto, can you unlok this?
[Today at 04:12:07 pm] del ban Rainshadow: sure!
[Today at 04:12:15 pm] del ban  * Rainshadow unlocks all 4 locks
[Today at 04:12:45 pm] del ban Groddil: Thanks, Imooto.
[Today at 04:13:29 pm] del ban Groddil: Shouldn't it be "? ?"
[Today at 04:13:32 pm] del ban  * Lord Ashenwyte brings out the chaineaxe
[Today at 04:13:39 pm] del ban Groddil: with a u instead of 2 "o
[Today at 04:13:41 pm] del ban Groddil: "s?
[Today at 04:13:41 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: *chainaxe
[Today at 04:13:47 pm] del ban Groddil: SHUT UP
[Today at 04:14:01 pm] del ban Rainshadow: yeah, my sis isn't good with Japanese; she wouldn't know that
[Today at 04:14:32 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Watson slices off one of BatGrod's legs and stuffs it into his mouth
[Today at 04:14:35 pm] del ban Groddil: Mmmmm
"meaction">* Watson wheels BatGrod out of the house
[Today at 04:14:55 pm] del ban  * Lord Ashenwyte revs up chainsaw and smashes up the house with it
[Today at 04:14:58 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Watson loads BatGrod's wheelchair into the back of a nearby SUV
[Today at 04:15:08 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: *chainaxe
[Today at 04:15:12 pm] del ban Groddil: Relax, BatGrod. We're just taking a little drive...
[Today at 04:15:31 pm] del ban Lord Ashenwyte: KILL, MAIM, BURN!
[Today at 04:15:53 pm] del ban BatLord: Ooh, is there a party at Rain's house?
[Today at 04:16:01 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Watson drives to a nearby cliff
[Today at 04:16:09 pm] del ban Rainshadow: there's always a party at my house; it's a pity party
[Today at 04:16:09 pm] del ban   *Lord Ashenwyte chases after SUV riding a Chariot of Tzeentch
[Today at 04:16:13 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Watson takes the wheelchair out an places it on the cliffside
[Today at 04:16:25 pm] del ban Groddil: Don't worry, BatGrod. I'm not pushing you.
[Today at 04:16:29 pm] del ban Groddil: mmmmmm
[Today at 04:16:38 pm] del ban Rainshadow: I AM!
[Today at 04:16:44 pm] del ban Groddil: it is a shame that the cliffside is slightly sloped, though
[Today at 04:16:50 pm] del ban  * Rainshadow comes flying out of nowhere and kicks BatGrod off the cliff
[Today at 04:17:00 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Watson ignores BatGrod's pleas and gets back in the SUV
[Today at 04:17:22 pm] del ban Groddil:
* BatGrod's  wheelchair retcons Rainshadow and slowly moves towards the cliffs
[Today at 04:17:24 pm] del ban BatLord: Welp, there goes BatGrad, unless he survives this somehow. Which he will, of course.
[Today at 04:17:43 pm] del ban Groddil:
* Watson puts on sunglasses and drives away as BatGrod explodes
[Today at 04:17:43 pm] del ban  * Lord Ashenwyte revs up chainaxe and smashes the wheelchair with it
[Today at 04:17:51 pm] del ban Groddil: THE END

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  Mmmbye-bye!

[The Skarzs]

I didn't realize how long that was until after I got about a fourth of the way through.


Nope.