Redwall Conference

[Icefire]

Icefire finds her voice back and says, "I agree with Urthwyte.....but may I point that whether or not he should have lived, he did not and there's nothing we can do to change that! Moving on, I re-ask...Musician's earlier question: Why on earth did her parents name her Ahmohitlilibanerjennafurry? Who votes we get her parents on here and demand an explanation?"
Icefire raises her hand to indicate her vote.

[Redwall Musician]

Musician raises both her hands, and her ears, "I think they are sitting somewhere back there." She nods toward the back of the room.

[Icefire]

Icefire stands and shouts towards the back, "WELL? What have you got to say for yourselves?"

[Redwall Musician]

"We wanted to give her a beautiful and interesting name. If we didn't, she would have been named Oi," Musician's mother says.
"I'm glad I didn't get named Oi," Musician says.

[Icefire]

Icefire replies, "Oi's a great name! Besides there are plenty of short pretty interesting names like Saoirse, Méav, Máiréad, Ailis, Aislin, Alannah, and Niamh! Why a really long one?"

OOC: Good luck saying the majority of those. I LOVE IRISH NAMES!!! Well...some of them that is...

[Nightfire]

Nightfire yells. "Okay, now I want some interesting conversation up here. Silverflame, would you please come to the stage?"
A silver-furred squirrel swings onto the stage from above, bowing deeply, then giving Nightfire a hug. "Log time, no see, O sister o' mine!" He says, chortling. Nightfire sighs. "Could you please tell all of these people to behave?"
Silverflame looks thoughtful, then says: "Nope, not goin' tae do et." He takes out a sword, then beheads a mole stagehand.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Meanwhile, Hiag sat in a hammock that he created and attached to the ceiling. He watched the proceedings below.

[Nightfire]

Silverflame notices HiaG, and leaps upwards, dragging him down to the stage. "How aboot ye, sah? Do ye 'ave a commentation fer this? The question is: Is Argulor more powerful, or is the Wild King MacPhearsome?"

[Redwall Musician]

"And now you all know why I don't go by my name, but instead just 'Musician'," Musician said, "And in answer to Miss Night of Fire's question. The answer is Argulor."

[DanielofRedwall]

"Krekkahhh! I am most powerful!" shrieks Skarlath.

[Nightfire]

Nightfire laughs. "Skarlath, you would barely be a smudge on Argulor's beak if you tangled with him." Silverflame nods his agreement.

[Mad Maudie]

"I will not shake your hand and i will not speak to you!"

[Nightfire]

Nightfire gets exasperated, so she kicks Silverflame away. Then she turned to Maudie. "So, you're mad, are ye? Ye don't know what mad is!" He eyes turn red, and she lunges.

[Redwall Musician]

Musician steps in front of mad Nightfire. "None of that missy! Anger is not to be followed. Never act when angry."

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Yoda walks up onto the stage.

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."

Yoda walks away.