UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!

[Eulaliaaa!]

Oh.... ok.... *Beats Del with a potato*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Respawns after a short interlude*

Haha I'm back, you'll pay for that! Oh and thank you PoM, if you don't mind I'll take two dozen bacon pot pies.

*Grabs a couple spoons and starts beating Eul and Del with them.*

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Pops out of winodw*

Well look Del! I can't get the recipe from him now. Maybe he can send it to me on a post card from Blackhole-Ville. Also, no dinner for you either!

*Counts and sees that he is two pies short*

Those will be right up SaLT!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Drops a large brick on the next person to post*

[Groddil]

OW! WHY YOU LITTLE!!!

* Groddil throws a large octopus at Russa.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Octopus gets stuck on my head* Eeew! Eew! Getitoff! Getitoff!

[Groddil]

* The Octopus's tentacles retract, revealing the sharp blades duct-taped to it's limbs.

* The Occtopus slices Russa into mincemeat.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Shakes head sadly* That poor, poor cardboard cutout.

[Groddil]

* Groddil grabs the octopus.

* Groddil pulls on one of the octopus's tentacles, causing a large keypad to burst from its head.

* Groddil taps in a chemical formula onto the keypad.

* The Octopus opens its beak, and a large ball of dark energy explodes forth. The energy surrounds the universe, and all cardboard-based substances dissolve into ash.

[Russa Nodrey]

Wow.

[Delthion]

My apologies Gonff, I was trying to help! Might I have dinner based on that?

*Hurls LT into Bag End without breaking anything. And forms a protective ring of red giants around me.*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Lands softly in PoM's garden bed.*

Ow, hey your not allowed to do that!

*Teleports to Center Point Battle Station and begins blowing up the Red Giants surrounding Del*

[Delthion]

*The entire galaxy becomes appalled with LT's typo and hurls him back into PoM's garden.*

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Only a single pie then Del, especially since you carefully threw him into Bag End. Though, a couple of my tulips have been scratched, so a a little bit of yard work is in hand...

*Glares at Del from window*

[Delthion]

My apologies! But thank you for letting me join your feast.

*Fixes tulips and then goes back to the stars.*