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UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!

Started by Hickory, June 15, 2016, 05:04:14 AM

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Eulaliaaa!

#135
June 30, 2016, 03:56:15 PM
*Watches from a fancy office chair* *cackles* Fight, my minions! Fight! Soon the Cellas shall be mine! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-*sneezes* ....... *sniffs* ......... fight!
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Delthion

#136
June 30, 2016, 11:25:17 PM
*Hurls a black-hole at Eul who is promptly swallowed up by it.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Rosie Willowwater

#137
July 01, 2016, 03:27:49 PM
*jumps on Gonff's head*
                    

Lady Ashenwyte

#138
July 02, 2016, 03:12:44 AM
*Goes into black hole and cuts Eul to pieces* *Destroys the black hole*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#139
July 02, 2016, 05:09:31 AM
*Puts two stars of unfathomable size around Ashe, he is atomized. But then I remember my promise to Gonff, and reform him.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#140
July 02, 2016, 05:10:56 AM
*Hacks Delthion to pieces*

*Uses heavy artillery to destroy Gonff's place*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Eulaliaaa!

#141
July 02, 2016, 05:12:23 AM
*Is cut into pieces* Oh no you didn't! Boy, I'm gonna kick you in the face so hard it'll go to the back of your head! You'll have to look over your shoulder whenever you try walk!

*reassembles self*

*Kicks Ashe so hard his face goes to the back of his head*
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Lady Ashenwyte

#142
July 02, 2016, 05:13:16 AM
*Reforms*

Mere kicks cannot harm me!

*Destroys Eul with heavy bolter*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#143
July 02, 2016, 05:14:51 AM
*Gasp!!!* *I reform myself using the power of several galaxies, then hurls Ashe out of the universe, and rebuilds Gonff's hole and all of Middle-Earth."
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Eulaliaaa!

#144
July 02, 2016, 05:16:53 AM
*Cannot be destroyed*

Oh, was that kick not enough? Here, take this!

*Hacks Ashe into pieces with a machete, then throws him into a blender, then feeds him to my cat*

Hmph...
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Lady Ashenwyte

#145
July 02, 2016, 05:17:51 AM
*Devours the universe, and with it I devour Delthion, Eul, Gonff, and Middle Earth*

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#146
July 02, 2016, 05:19:43 AM
*Draws Eul, Gonff, myself, and Middle-Earth into a new universe, and watches Ashe die in writhing terror since he ate the only place in which he could exist.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#147
July 02, 2016, 05:21:28 AM
I exist in all universes and outside them! You cannot defeat me!

*Goes into new universe and destroys Gonff and Middle Earth with heavy artillery*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Eulaliaaa!

#148
July 02, 2016, 05:22:21 AM
*Wears a fake moustache* Amusing....

*Returns to my fancy office chair and a cat sits on my lap* Quite amusing....

*Thunder roars in the background* Most amusing, my friend... *cackles maniacally*
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Lady Ashenwyte

#149
July 02, 2016, 05:25:12 AM
*Teleports Eul into a unbreakable cage that cannot be teleported out of*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.
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