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UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!

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Gonff the Mousethief

#180
July 04, 2016, 02:32:06 AM
*Cuts open pie to find Eul*

Quite staggering isn't it? Love in a universe ending battle of doom. Some cliches never go away.
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


Lady Ashenwyte

#181
July 04, 2016, 02:34:11 AM
Love for murder in a universe ending battle of doom. Anyway, I'm bored.

*Teleports Delthion and Eul to Equestria*

*Places both of them in each other's hands*

*Plays wedding music*  ;D
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Rosie Willowwater

#182
July 04, 2016, 03:06:38 AM
*crashes the wedding by smashing the music* I OBJECT!
                    

Lady Ashenwyte

#183
July 04, 2016, 03:10:19 AM
*Smashes Rosie into the cake*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#184
July 04, 2016, 05:29:51 AM
*Ashe barges in, demands the hand of Eul, I concede, and they are wedded. Then I lock both of them away in the center of a collapsing star, where they can never escape, by force or cunning, it's the real Lord Ashenwyte, and Eulaliaaa! too.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Gonff the Mousethief

#185
July 04, 2016, 05:36:27 AM
*Sheds a tear*

S-s-so beautiful...
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


Delthion

#186
July 04, 2016, 05:38:39 AM
Yes...Ashe has finally found what he has searched for all his life...Eul. ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#187
July 04, 2016, 05:48:05 AM
*Travels back in time and replaces myself with Delthion*

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#188
July 04, 2016, 05:49:18 AM
*Replaces Myself with Ashe and renders time-travel impossible.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#189
July 04, 2016, 05:51:06 AM
NO!

*Uses OP powers to erase Delthion and Eul from existence*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Gonff the Mousethief

#190
July 04, 2016, 05:58:48 AM
Calm it down there James, we all are battling here.
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


Delthion

#191
July 04, 2016, 06:10:12 AM
*Uses my OP powers to restore myself and Eul to the universe, and Ashe and Eul fall in love all over again.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#192
July 04, 2016, 06:39:51 AM
*Infiltrates the Mod's Palace and steals the mighty Banhammer*

I WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED NOW!

*Smashes Delthion to bits with the Banhammer. He can never come back to life*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#193
July 04, 2016, 06:42:55 AM
*Never died, so reforms, then harnesses the power of the SPAM-bot, blows Ashe away, as a feather on the in wind. Through the power of the stars, I render myself unkillable.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#194
July 04, 2016, 06:47:23 AM
*Delthion is dead so nothing happens*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.
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